Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, I'm jealous!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ten thousand points, a full ten thousand! You'd have to post five thousand times in the group chat! Even with daily check-ins, it would take a hundred times!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The daily check-in doesn't give 100 points every time, right?
Doujin Artist: That depends on your luck. If you're unlucky, you might have to check in more than five thousand times.
Machete Girl: Eriri is hinting at something. Who are you talking about?
Shark-Faced Guy: Isn't Gin the one who gets the least points every time?
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, even I get forty or fifty points sometimes!
Doujin Artist: But that's only sometimes. Most of the time you get single digits. You're so unlucky.
Curly-haired Guy: You're the unlucky one! Your whole family is unlucky!
Doujin Artist: That's a shame. My dad is pure English.
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! Just because your dad is English doesn't mean you are! What's so great about being mixed race? I hope you get "Thank you for playing" next time you open a gift!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, Gin is really angry! Saying such mean things!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: "Thank you for playing"... If I got that, I wouldn't be able to sleep for days.
Soul Society's Villain: Only Gin can handle that reward.
Curly-haired Guy: No way! Even I can't handle it! Flower Lady, don't say nonsense!
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, but you're the only one in this group who's ever gotten that top prize! It's definitely the highest possible reward!
Curly-haired Guy: Top reward my butt!
[Message: This is an Actor has closed the live stream. 11 viewers. Stream lasted 10 minutes. Streamer earned a total of 110 points.]
Amegakure Village's Angel: Thank you, Flower Lady, for giving me the points.
Soul Society's Villain: You're my student, after all. It's only right for a master to let their student have it.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hehe, Teacher Flower is the best!
Soul Society's Villain: Let's go, we should head back. Yachiru will be worried if we're out too long.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Do we have to go back? Can I...?
Soul Society's Villain: No.
Snap.
A portal opened, and Unohana Retsu didn't even greet the Kurosaki family she had saved. She decisively pulled Konan into the portal.
Doujin Artist: Flower Lady is such a good person, giving away ten thousand points like that. Thinking about it, all the hardships Konan went through were worth it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's true. The training was tough, but getting ten thousand points makes it worthwhile. Gin and Rat only got a thousand points for doing that kind of thing.
Lin Fengjiao: What kind of thing?
Machete Girl: Group tasks. Not world tasks, daily group tasks. These tasks are really weird, like dancing the hula naked.
Curly-haired Guy: Kotonoha, you shouldn't have said that. Wouldn't it be better for Uncle Nine to experience it himself?
This is an Actor: Trying to trick people again, as expected.
Curly-haired Guy: How is that tricking people? I'm doing it for Uncle Nine, so he can better fit into our big family!
Doujin Artist: Translation: you just want to trick people. Don't be so mean, okay? Get some good luck. You don't want to be unlucky forever, do you?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, how dare you say that! I was the first one to do those stupid group tasks. Are you saying I don't have good luck? Stop blaming me!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, Gin is really getting worked up.
Machete Girl: It seems like "Thank you for playing" really affected him.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It's like a shadow, a psychological shadow that will last a lifetime.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Don't be sad, Gin. At least you don't get "Thank you for playing" every time. You still get other rewards.
Shark-Faced Guy: Bear underwear?
Doujin Artist: Ouch, hahaha! That hurts, my friend! It's true, but it still hurts!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I can't bear it anymore. Even I feel sorry for Gin! Though it's just a surface-level kind of sympathy, and it only lasted two seconds.
Curly-haired Guy: You guys are...
Bang.
Sakata Gintoki, unable to take the mockery, kicked the trash can next to him.
The entire trash can flew up into the air, scattering garbage everywhere, and then crashed onto the head of a uniformed person walking by with a "thud".
Splat.
The uniformed person's head immediately spurted blood. But he acted like he didn't even notice, casually smoking a cigarette.
Sakata Gintoki stood there stunned, his lips twitching, and said, "No, it can't be that much of a coincidence, right?"
He recognized the person, Hijikata Toushirou, the vice-commander of the Shinsengumi.
Doujin Artist: He's angry, he's angry! He's so mad, he's cursing!
Wig Guy: Gin, calm down. Getting angry won't solve anything, it'll only get you into more trouble.
Curly-haired Guy: Shut your damn crow mouth, I'm already in trouble.
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?
Curly-haired Guy: To be honest, I'm in the Shinsengumi jail. Wig, go get ten thousand yen to bail me out.
Lin Fengjiao: Jail?
Doujin Artist: Tsk, here he goes again, playing the victim. Don't worry, we're too lazy to tease you anymore.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, we wouldn't be that mean.
Curly-haired Guy: Who's playing the victim? I'm really in jail, okay! (Picture) You girls got me into this mess, and you're saying I'm being mean?
Machete Girl: ...
Amegakure Village's Angel: That photo, it looks like you really are in jail? What happened?
Curly-haired Guy: I kicked over a trash can and broke the vice-commander's head.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Haha.
Doujin Artist: Whoa, you really are on bad terms with the Shinsengumi. You beat up their commander before, and now you got the vice-commander?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I want to laugh, but I feel like I shouldn't. But I can't help it. Honestly, I'm conflicted.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: How do I put it? It feels like it was meant to be?
Curly-haired Guy: Meant to be my butt! Who's destined to be with that dead fish eye! Wig, are you listening to me? Ten thousand yen, get it fast!
Wig Guy: Sorry, the user you are calling is not in service. Please leave a message after the beep.
---
Read 30 advanced chapters on my patreon
patreon.com/GustinaKamiya
---