Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, that's right! Those damn Avengers, when they meet your Uncle, they're like horny rabbits meeting a fox, they can only run away with their heads in their hands!
Curly-haired Guy: ? Why not answer my question?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Here it comes again, the wonderful way of making comparisons from Mr. Deadpool!
Doujin Artist: How do rabbits run away with their heads in their hands?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: And why specifically a horny rabbit meeting a fox, why can't an ordinary rabbit?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Talking needs to have artistic effect, sweetheart! We must emphasize art, only horny rabbits have this kind of artistry.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Sorry, I really can't see where there is any artistry. And don't call me sweetheart, my heart isn't sweet.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right, our Mochou sister's heart is spicy! After all, she is the cruel Scarlet Lotus Fairy, who kills without blinking an eye!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Ruiko, do you want a beating?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cough cough cough. It's Scarlet Lotus Fairy, I typed the wrong word!
Doujin Artist: You can still type the wrong word even when typing with your mind, how amazing!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Typing by hand, typing by hand, not with my mind! Really, Sister Mochou should believe me, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, how dare I not believe my Tears? I can't afford to mess with your harem.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Harem? Hey, are you guys talking about a harem? The kind of harem I'm thinking of? Where every girl stays in her room, shaking her headlights waiting to be favored?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Although that's the meaning, please don't say it so directly. There are still many innocent little kids in our group, thank you.
Doujin Artist: Oh my, isn't this our dear Sister Konan? Are you over your shyness period?
Amegakure Village's Angel: I don't understand, what is shyness? I was just peeling a grapefruit to eat, don't overthink it.
Machete Girl: Okay, okay, we'll just pretend you really are peeling a grapefruit to eat!
Amegakure Village's Angel: What else would it be, am I the kind of girl who would be shy? Impossible, the girls in our Akatsuki organization will never be shy!
Shark-Faced Guy: Um, you seem to be the only girl in the Akatsuki organization, right? And, didn't you leave the Akatsuki organization a long time ago?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Kisame. A fish that's landed on shore that talks so much will drown, you know.
Shark-Faced Guy: ...
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! I've been thinking for a long time and I still can't understand! Why? Why can all the girls in this group have a harem? Someone as handsome and cute as your Uncle can't, what's wrong with this world?
Curly-haired Guy: I can't understand you either! You should answer my question first! I told you to do a live stream, why are you talking so much nonsense?
This is an Actor: Actually, by not answering, he has already answered.
Doujin Artist: No way, no way? Gin-san, you really didn't see it? Deadpool isn't not answering you, he's just really afraid to do a live stream.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Do a live stream for everyone to see him get beaten into mincemeat?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think with Gin's intelligence, he probably really didn't see it.
Curly-haired Guy: How, how could that be! Of course I know he definitely wouldn't dare to actually cause trouble for the Avengers! I was just provoking him, yes! Just provoking this coward!
Doujin Artist: You, maybe you shouldn't laugh at someone for being only a little better than you? You yourself don't dare to follow through with your live stream.
Machete Girl: Yeah, anyway, you're just firing blanks. Everyone is already used to Gin firing blanks, one more won't make any difference.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Why aren't the two blank-firing masters speaking?
Curly-haired Guy: Blank, what kind of title is "blank-firing master"? I don't like it, take it back!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, that's a personal attack, right? It's totally a personal attack, right? Don't just give people nicknames casually, that's what the teacher taught us in elementary school!
Curly-haired Guy: Yes! Personal attacks like this should be absolutely forbidden!
Doujin Artist: A so-called personal attack is only done when there is no basis for it. But it's a fact that you guys fire blanks.
Wig Guy: That's right, it's an undeniable fact.
Curly-haired Guy: You bastard, whose side are you on? Speaking of which, you've also fired blanks before, right?
Wig Guy: Well, I have abandoned the dark side and turned to the light. From today on, I will be an honest and trustworthy young man. No lying, no cheating, love the president, and firmly support the majority in the group.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, how can this old bastard even lie to himself so well? How can you do it, why can't your Uncle do it?
This is an Actor: When you said that, you already did it.
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Anzen has a comment! Still a very sharp comment!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But what he said is also a fact. Mr. Deadpool actually said he is a handsome and cute guy, you're doing a pretty good job of lying to yourself.
Machete Girl: Uh-huh, even more than Gin.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Maybe I exaggerated some things in other areas, but I didn't lie about this! Absolutely not! My Elena can prove it for me!
Doujin Artist: So, who is Elena?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hehehe. You asked the key question, baby! Elena, is my goddess! The most beautiful bar girl at the Wolverine Bar, unforgettable!
Machete Girl: Bar girl...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think I understand what kind of person this is. You really are something, Mr. Deadpool. Aren't you afraid of getting sick playing like this?
Shark-Faced Guy: Did you forget, he has the X-healing factor. He has nothing to fear.
Doujin Artist: Is that superpower used for that kind of thing? Your superpower must be crying, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, it won't cry! It feels like it's being used for good, it's sending me joyful shouts and cheers! Wade-sama, I want to have monkeys with you! Did you hear that, its hysterical screams!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's not screams, it's just your fantasy!
Curly-haired Guy: That's right, Deadpool you old pervert! It's a disgrace to us that someone like you is a member of our group! Leave the group yourself, goodbye!
Filled with righteous indignation, Sakata Gintoki sent out this message, and when he raised his head, what appeared before his eyes was a strange building in pink tones.
Two scantily clad, heavily made-up girls were standing at the door. A colorful neon sign was placed on the left, with the words "Welcome to Dream Paradise" written in Japanese.
---
Read 30 advanced chapters on my patreon
patreon.com/GustinaKamiya
---