"Everyone. After a hundred years, welcome back to the Monster War! I'm your good friend, Earl Eric. Next, I have some important things to announce..."
Wearing a tailcoat, Eric spoke smoothly. Ren Tingting, looking at the shocking changes around her, showed a horrified expression. "What, what is this?"
"Just a small trick from the vampires, using blood power to create a barrier." Lin Jiu's face didn't change as he calmly explained, "No need to be so surprised."
"A barrier?" Ren Tingting's eyes widened, unable to believe it. "The kind of barrier I'm thinking of? Do vampires really know magic?"
"I already said it's blood power." Lin Jiu didn't look at her, his gaze fixed on the vampire earl in the center.
"What's blood power?"
"The energy driven by the blood core of a high-level vampire, which can change according to the vampire's needs."
"To put it bluntly, isn't that just like magic!" Ren Tingting's mouth twitched, unable to help but complain. "Also! Master, why are you so familiar with vampires? Didn't you say you've never seen one before?"
"I haven't seen one, but I have friends who tell me about them." Lin Jiu glanced at her, speaking softly.
"Friends tell you?" Ren Tingting's expression became even more tangled, and she said with a complicated look: "Master, I suggest you wake up. You've lived for forty-eight years, and you don't have a single friend, okay!"
"Shut up!" Lin Jiu instantly became angry out of embarrassment and shouted.
Doujin Artist: LOL, I'm dying of laughter!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Not a single friend, that's so real.
Curly-haired Guy: I really want to know, what does a greasy forty-eight-year-old feel like? It must be hard, it must be hard! Hahaha!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: It's okay, we're all your friends. (Emoji: Handshake)
Curly-haired Guy: Are you kidding me with that emoji? What's Uncle Nine going to use to shake your hand, his head?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Just having the intention to shake hands is enough, it doesn't have to be in real life. Isn't it a bit wrong to talk so sarcastically?
Curly-haired Guy: Sarcastically? Are you saying Silver is being sarcastic? Damn, who do you think Silver learned this tone from? You smelly women are all my teachers, you jerks!
Doujin Artist: Are you blaming us for this? Why are we sarcastic to you, don't you know why?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think Silver really doesn't know.
Machete Girl: Not only doesn't he know, but he's blaming others. And even if we're being sarcastic to you, you shouldn't force it on others, right?
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, Silver's still going to say it! I'm just imitating you teachers!
Doujin Artist: Give me a break. What imitation? You just like being foul-mouthed at heart.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Stop messing around, focus on the live stream. I want to know what this vampire earl is going to do next. Anzen, don't spoil it.
This is an Actor: I wasn't spoiling anything, you guys were just curious and had to ask.
Doujin Artist: Speaking of spoilers, Anzen, you posted that Mr. Vampire show, is there a sequel to that?
This is an Actor: You want to see it?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I want to see it too! What happened to Jiang Chen later? Who was he waiting for?
Lin Fengjiao: The zombies in this show really turn my view upside down, they're not like the zombies here at all.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I think you can see them as another kind. In the so-called diverse world, there are different kinds of creatures. But this zombie king's way of thinking is a bit strange, it seems like its mind just opened up?
This is an Actor: Just for the plot.
[Notice: This is an Actor has uploaded the memory "My Date with a Vampire 2"]
Lin Fengjiao: ? The person Jiang Chen was waiting for was actually the goddess Nuwa?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Our human goddess Nuwa is actually romantically involved with a zombie?
Doujin Artist: And she, as the creator of humans, is planning to destroy the earth, what kind of amazing operation is this! Even though there are some terrible people, most of the working class is still hard-working and kind!
Amegakure Village's Angel: The writer has a problem.
Machete Girl: Although there are a lot of complaints, the plot is quite interesting. At least Ma Xiaoling and Kuang Tianyou's love line is handled well. The story of their past and present lives is a big selling point.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, Jiang Chen actually lost in the end? How could he lose, hey! How could the zombie king lose!
Shark-Faced Guy: Didn't they say it? He lost to love.
Wig Guy: Love, that's right, is humanity's most precious power! Gintoki, haven't you figured that out yet?
Curly-haired Guy: That's not freaking humanity, it's a zombie! A zombie! These blood-sucking zombies, what's with the love crap! It's so out of place, completely out of place!
Doujin Artist: Why don't you take a knife and fight the writer, whoever wins decides?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, I support it! Silver, go for it! But first, you have to find Anzen's earth before he traveled here.
Curly-haired Guy: What can I find! Online flame wars, what does that have to do with reality!
This is an Actor: So you just want to be a giant online and a shrimp in real life, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Pfft.
Doujin Artist: Laughs! Silver is indeed an online giant only, that's very true!
Soul Society Bad Guy: Annoying, how long is this vampire earl going to keep talking? I haven't even braided my hair yet, I'm waiting to see what happens.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Want me to braid it for you?
Soul Society Bad Guy: No thanks, I can't pull off pigtails at my age.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pigtails?! Did Konan actually braid pigtails for Hana? I really want to see that!
Curly-haired Guy: Forget it, that kind of hairstyle only suitable for lolis would create a time warp if it appeared on an older woman's head! It would definitely create a time warp!
Doujin Artist: Are you saying our Hana is old in a roundabout way?
"Impossible!"
Just as Ying Lili sent this message, a roar came from the screen. It was a strange mummy wrapped in bandages, holding a staff. Its voice was hoarse, reaching all directions of the venue. "Want us to join your group and be under your control? No way!"
"Oh, so it's Mr. Hurad." Eric raised his eyebrows, smiling slightly. "It's been a hundred years, you still look like you're full of energy."
"Don't give me that useless talk, Eric!" The mummy named Hurad roared angrily. "You know why we came here, not to listen to your nonsense!"
"You mean the Monster War," Eric said without anger, still speaking elegantly, "It has already begun."
Whoosh.
As soon as he finished speaking, groups of black and red bats suddenly flew from all directions of the venue, flapping their wings and surging towards all the audience members present.
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