Amegakure Village's Angel: Oh, it's already morning. Time flies so fast.
Doujin Artist: Konan, does this mean you didn't sleep last night?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Yeah, my dear kept me busy until now. My bones are almost falling apart.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Machete Girl: ???
Curly-haired Guy: Ugh, did it finally get to this point?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You guys need to take it easy. Anzen is still young, don't overdo it.
Lazy Kitten: Opening attack! I just opened the group chat and saw such exciting news? You two were going at it all night, you're both too strong, right?
Soul Society's Villain: Not just two, I was there too last night.
Lazy Kitten: Shocked!
Doujin Artist: S, scary!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Is Anzen okay now? Anzen, say something!
This is an Actor: ? Again?
Machete Girl: He's okay, he can still send messages, so it shouldn't be a big problem.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Do you want me to make you some royal jelly? I heard it's very good for men.
This is an Actor: Thank you, but I don't need it. I've only been making plans for changing the Soul Society since last night, I haven't done anything else. Please don't imagine things.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, is that so? I thought…
Doujin Artist: Ruiko, are you relieved, thinking you still have a chance?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wh, what chance! Eriri, you're saying weird things, I don't understand at all!
Doujin Artist: Hehe, pretend you don't understand.
Lazy Kitten: ??? Sisters, what are you talking about? Can you tell me, I want to know.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The chance to be first, Anzen's first.
Lazy Kitten: Okay, I get it. So Anzen's first time is still available, that's a bit unexpected.
Machete Girl: It's mostly because Anzen thinks he's still young and wants to wait until he's older. Otherwise, it probably would have happened already. But speaking of which, why does Coco call Anzen brother? He should be younger than you, right?
Lazy Kitten: ? Seriously? I'm only a few months old!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But your soul is twenty-seven, and Anzen was only twenty-five before he traveled here, right?
Lazy Kitten: No, no! Ruiko, you're wrong, you can't use the past life to judge this life! That's a paradox. The past life is the past life, this life is this life! I've decided to give up the past and start over.
Doujin Artist: Your attitude is pretty good. Can we call you Coco from now on?
Machete Girl: Maybe Meow is better?
Lazy Kitten: Either is fine! It's just a name, I don't care.
Curly-haired Guy: Okay, Lazy Cat.
Lazy Kitten: Shut up, you're the lazy cat! Your whole family are lazy cats!
Curly-haired Guy: Heh, woman! Didn't you just say any name is fine, but Lazy Cat isn't?
Lazy Kitten: That's not a name, that's an insult! No, an insult to cats! I'm not lazy at all, I'm super hard-working! To quickly have the power to protect myself, haven't you seen me spamming the group every day? Where can you find a cat as hard-working as me?
Shark-Faced Guy: It must be hard for you to spam the group every day.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You're working so hard, I'm even touched.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Meow is very energetic now, unlike when she first joined the group. She called everyone "big shot" and spoke carefully.
Lazy Kitten: Cough, because I was a newbie back then. When you first arrive, you have to be restrained. Otherwise, if I was looked down on by a handsome guy, who would I complain to?
Doujin Artist: Pfft, handsome guy.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Are you not afraid of being looked down on by a handsome guy now?
Lazy Kitten: Now? Now I've accepted reality, there are no handsome guys in this group except for Anzen.
Wig Guy: ?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: ?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, is that Lazy Cat blind? A handsome guy like Gin, can't you see me? What do you mean there are no handsome guys?
Lazy Kitten: You were pretty handsome in the anime, but after getting to know you, I realized you're just a greasy old man. In terms of looks, you're behind Mr. Rati and Mr. Kisame!
Curly-haired Guy: ??? Damn!
Doujin Artist: Hahaha! Gin not being as good as Anzen is one thing, but he's not even as good as Rati and Kisame!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's very true.
Curly-haired Guy: True my butt, that's slander! How can I not be as good as that ape?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, did I hear someone talking about handsome guys? This is my area, after all, there aren't many handsome guys like me!
Lazy Kitten: You're about the same level as Gin, you two are about the same.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, how can that damn curly-haired dog even be compared to me?
Curly-haired Guy: Bull! How can I be the same as a plastic surgery failure? You must be blind, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, who are you calling a plastic surgery failure?
Curly-haired Guy: Deadpool, you bastard, dare to call me a curly-haired dog?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's starting, it's starting! Kabuto is selling popcorn in the front row!
Doujin Artist: Don't do that, arguing like this is useless! Hurry up and fight!
Lin Fengjiao: As expected, today is another peaceful day.
Sitting on his chair and watching the chat messages flash by, Lin Jiu silently picked up the tea on the table and gently sipped it. His expression was neither sad nor happy, his eyes were very calm.
This is an Actor: You seem to have seen through the world now.
Lin Fengjiao: Yes. As the group leader said, it becomes natural with habit. After seeing it so many times, you become numb.
Soul Society's Villain: I'm going to Seireitei later to start changing things, Deadpool, when are you going to stream?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! Getting caught up with this curly-haired dog almost made me forget the main thing! Today is the day I make a name for myself. Have you guys washed your eyes? Yahoo, the time to see a miracle begins!
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