Crack, crack.
Besides the arms, the giant skeleton's body and head also slowly emerged from the purple-red mist. The empty eye sockets flickered with dark purple-red fire, and the entire head was already the height of a four-story building.
"Oh, damn it!" Deadpool leaned against the wall with one hand, with an unbelievable expression on his face, saying, "This guy must have eaten too many Exxon brand steroids. I'm sure of it!"
"Maybe it's the April weight gain." Iron Man, who appeared beside him at some point, agreed.
"Fuck! You bastard, stay away from me!" Deadpool was startled, and his body quickly jumped to the side. "I don't want to be infected by your body odor."
"Oh, really?" Tony glanced at him and said, "I really didn't expect a nudist like you to be so clean?"
Because Deadpool's body was made of reborn flesh and blood, he wasn't wearing anything. But thankfully, the audience watching the live stream saw nothing but a mosaic.
"Tony, the person next to you is the mastermind behind this incident." Nick Fury's voice sounded from the built-in communicator, saying in an unquestionable tone, "Catch him, and bring him back."
"Please get this straight, I'm not your subordinate! Thank you!" After saying that, Tony hung up the built-in communicator's voice call and immediately fired a light-ray cannon at Deadpool.
Bang.
Deadpool, who had just taken out his clothes from his personal space, was instantly hit, and his body flew out with the smell of burnt flesh.
"For this kind of heinous criminal, I don't think he needs to live." Tony glanced at Deadpool, who was still on the ground holding his pants, and then turned his gaze to the giant skeleton in front of him. "You're next, big guy."
However, just as he finished speaking, he heard a curse from the side. "Shit! You damn bastard blew up my pants!"
What?
Tony was shocked and turned his gaze to the source of the sound. He saw the villain, charred black and ninety percent cooked, get up from the floor as if nothing had happened, and start putting on his tattered pants.
"This isn't over without two million dollars in compensation!"
"What the fuck! What the hell are you?" Tony was stunned, his expression behind the Iron Man mask filled with disbelief.
He thought that normal humans couldn't get up and curse after ninety percent of their body had been cooked, so this guy definitely wasn't human.
"What am I?" Deadpool patted his head and said in a very light tone, "This question might be a little complicated to explain, and we'd probably have to start with the origin of humans. Of course, if you want me to give you a short answer, that's not a problem either. The answer is, I'm your dad." At the end of his sentence, he very decisively gave Tony the middle finger.
"Damn it, you're..." Tony was clearly being mocked, and he angrily wanted to shout. But he was cut off halfway by the giant skeleton's hand, which slapped him away.
"Hahaha!" Seeing this, Deadpool laughed heartily, appearing very excited. "Did you see that, everyone? This is what you call getting what you deserve. Did anyone record it? Remember to post it later..."
Bang.
In a beautiful arc, Deadpool unexpectedly followed in Iron Man's footsteps.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Don't worry, Mr. Deadpool! I recorded it, at least this scene.
Lazy Kitten: A world-famous painting, we can make it into a meme later.
Machete Girl: What do you mean by getting what you deserve?
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, damn it! You guys are really killing me, "getting what you deserve" my ass.
"Damn it, this was just a small mistake!" Getting up from the ruins, Deadpool's suit was already on. "Everyone makes mistakes, you can't laugh at the cute and charming me because of this little problem. This is unfair, it definitely is!"
Bang.
As soon as he finished speaking, another blast landed at his feet. But this time, Deadpool had expected it, and his body quickly rolled to the side to avoid the blast.
"Hey, you bastard!" Turning his gaze to Tony floating in the air, Deadpool said fiercely, "I'm warning you, I'm seriously warning you! Don't push your luck! Otherwise, I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you!"
"If you can do it." Tony scoffed and immediately opened fire.
Deadpool jumped up and down, constantly moving his body. Until he was under Tony's feet, he suddenly pushed upwards with his legs. His body soared into the air, reaching a height of several meters.
Tony obviously didn't expect this guy to jump so high, and as he reacted and was about to rise into the air, Deadpool grabbed his waist with both hands.
"Damn it, let go of me!" Tony controlled the Iron Man suit to ram around in the air, trying to throw him off, but Deadpool had no intention of letting go at all, and his arms clamped tightly around Tony's abdomen like iron pliers.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ...
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, what are you two doing? There are still kids in the group!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eye-stinging, this scene is really eye-stinging!
Lazy Kitten: The little kitten is shocked, is this the adult world?
"Not letting go, just not letting go!" Deadpool didn't care about the comments flashing before him; he didn't care about any of this with his thick skin. "Unless you apologize to me and call me daddy."
"Damn it!" Tony was enraged, gritting his teeth and saying, "You forced me to do this!" The rocket boosters instantly accelerated, heading straight towards the location of the giant skeleton.
"Oh, buddy! Are you threatening me?" Deadpool was extremely disdainful of this, and said, "You think I'm afraid? Do you really think I'm afraid? I'm not afraid of anything at all!"
Buzz.
Before their bodies could land, the blood-red skeleton's large hand had already come crashing towards them.
Tony's expression behind the mask changed, and his body quickly spun around, barely dodging the attack. At the same time, he raised his arm, his palm facing the location of the skull.
With two loud bangs, black smoke rose. However, everyone could clearly see that the huge skull did not seem to have taken any damage.
"Hahaha, it's useless!" Deadpool's annoying voice sounded again, saying, "Our little friend Tony, do you find it incredible?"
"Damn it, shut up!" The veins on Tony's forehead bulged, but at this moment, two purple light beams suddenly shot out from the skeleton's eye sockets.
The Iron Man suit was instantly hit and fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string, making a muffled thud.
However, because Deadpool's body was underneath as a cushion, Tony didn't feel much of an impact. "Although you're annoying, this human mattress of yours is commendable."
"Fuck... the compensation is going up to five million dollars now! I want cash!" Deadpool said intermittently, spitting out mouthfuls of blood.
"Are you dreaming?" Tony looked at him with a disdainful expression, when suddenly a huge shadow appeared above his head. The blood-red skeleton hand pressed down horizontally like a landslide.
Rumble.
A horrifying tremor rose, and smoke and dust scattered.
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