Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Good morning, dear little cuties! Christmas is almost here. Are you ready to receive my big gift?
Comic Artist: It's still summer where I am, thank you.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, you've been promoting this live stream for days! Aren't you tired?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Not tired, of course not! This will be my masterpiece, a live stream experience that transcends the times!
Curly Hair Guy: Damn it, you sound like a pyramid scheme leader when you say that!
Machete Girl: But it's working, my curiosity is piqued. What gift is Deadpool preparing? Can he really mobilize the masses? These questions keep swirling in my mind, I'm looking forward to it.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Are you looking forward to it, or doubting it?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Why doubt? Listen, folks! Trust me, I definitely won't let you down this time! I promise, remember to come!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel a little uneasy. Tell me the truth, have you done something unreasonable?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, sweetheart! That hurts, my heart feels like it's being constantly slapped by a car windshield wiper! It's roaring, it's screaming!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Comic Artist: What the heck is that strange analogy? What's with the car windshield wiper slapping?
Curly Hair Guy: Maybe he's taking the perspective of bird poop dripping on a car window?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, that's a really novel perspective!
Machete Girl: A road never before imagined, you really are talented, Gin.
Comic Artist: He's been talented for a while now, aren't you used to it, Kotonoha? And you're the only one in the group who can understand Deadpool, you two should debut as a duo.
This is an Actor: Dead Silver Calamity?
Comic Artist: Perfect! The "calamity" suffix is brilliant. If they teamed up, it would be a real disaster! Even ghosts would be scared!
Curly Hair Guy: Shut up, who wants to team up with a guy who wears tight crotch diapers every day? I'm a civilized person, you know? Civilized! Only savage, primitive tribes wander around in those adult nappies!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Right, and when I'm wandering around, I'm walking a silver, curly-haired dog. But he's lost now. Has anyone in the group seen him? He's known for making loud noises when he's hurt.
Curly Hair Guy: Damn it, who are you calling a dog?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Shhh, whoever answers is a dog. Of course, you can say you're not. But you can't change your habit of eating poop, curly-haired poop-eating dog.
Comic Artist: Fight, fight!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eriri, you really love to watch the fun, don't you?
Comic Artist: What does it matter? They probably won't fight anyway.
Machete Girl: I don't want to persuade them anymore, I'm numb to it. It's like I've seen so many spirits now that I don't react much anymore.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Did you see more after getting rid of that evil spirit?
Machete Girl: Yeah, and it was the whole school full of spirits. Every student there was pale and soaking wet, like a drowned rat pulled out of soup.
Shark-Faced Guy: Drowned rat...
Machete Girl: I'm not exaggerating, I mean it! They really looked like drowned rats pulled out of soup, a little disgusting. But luckily I was just helping Ms. Jones get something from the school, I didn't face them directly. Just saw them from a distance.
Comic Artist: Hearing you say that, I feel like America is doomed. First the airport, then homes, then restaurants, now schools. Paranormal activities are completely permeating America?
Machete Girl: I don't know if all of America is like that, but Baker Street in New York is finished.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's fine, they don't even need to organize a revolution. Imperialism is destroying itself.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, we can't think that way! Even if we suffer this kind of disaster, those damn capitalists will still live a life of luxury. It's the people who will suffer.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Deadpool, you actually have this kind of insight?
This is an Actor: Unexpected.
Comic Artist: Haha! Even Anzen is surprised, Deadpool is good! I'm starting to believe you can really mobilize the masses.
Curly Hair Guy: Tch, mobilize the masses? You're thinking too much. I bet he's just going to do a terrorist attack with his mercenary buddies. He can only be a terrorist!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, you look down on me so much? You wait! On Christmas Day, I'll show you what a real quick shooter is!
Deadpool angrily opened his backpack. What caught his eye was an ancient-looking parchment. It was engraved with strange cuneiform characters, very unusual.
Curly Hair Guy: ? Get lost, show me my ass!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Scared, Gin immediately chickened out when this came up!
Comic Artist: Scared of what? Fight him! As a samurai, don't you have the courage to face your enemy? Can you even call yourself a samurai? Do you deserve to be called the Silver Soul?
Curly Hair Guy: This has nothing to do with being a samurai, it's a matter of preference! I'm not gay! Wait, even gay people probably couldn't stand this smelly leather suit guy, right? He's a human tumor!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Honey, Old Man Yama is here.
This is an Actor: Yes, I see him. As expected, he agreed to cooperate. Next, we just need to follow our plan.
Soul Society's Villain: Are we going to apply the management system of ordinary spirits and Soul Reapers living together now?
This is an Actor: No, that's the last step. Ordinary spirits can't withstand the spiritual pressure of Soul Reapers, so we must first guide and cultivate them by popularizing knowledge of spiritual power use.
Soul Society's Villain: I understand.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Letting ordinary spirits and Soul Reapers live together, are you planning to eliminate the special privileges of the Soul Society? That's a good method.
This is an Actor: We still need to pay attention to the implementation process, it's important to proceed gradually.
[Alert: Lazy Little Kitten has joined the group].
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