"Help! Doctor, doctor!" Bailu kicked her little feet twice, rushing to March 7th's side.
One-two, one-two…
Bailu skillfully pressed on March 7th's chest, "Doctor, where's the doctor?"
"Oh, I'm the doctor!" She checked March 7th's breathing, "It's fine, just drink more hot water."
Kafka smiled faintly, "Looks like everyone's getting more and more natural at this."
"Indeed." Himeko took a sip of coffee, "Poor March 7th. Being a regular in fan-made content is one thing, but this scene really caught everyone off guard!"
"Too absurd." Sampo couldn't help but sweat, "Boss Su Chen's got some skills, finding a video like this!"
—
"What!! Stelle has twin divine martial souls!"
Caelus looked shocked, "Careful, the power of the Wolf King isn't something you can control. I've already called for Acheron, you just need to…"
"No need for that!" Stelle's expression was calm. Beside her, Silver Wolf and March 7th were instantly refined by her.
At that moment, Stelle, having refined Silver Wolf and March 7th, finally touched the Path of Trailblaze.
Stelle pointed to the sky, "Charge forth! Silver Wolf, March 7th."
"Woof!"
Silver Wolf and March 7th, on all fours like two fierce dogs, exuded majestic dominance!
Finally, in the video's narration, "Ten pulls, three golds, Great Love Wolf Sovereign!"
The curtain fell!
—
Watching the video end, Funina and Lumine kept gasping for air!
"This is way too thrilling!"
"No wonder, no wonder! This shocks me for a hundred years!"
Elysia blinked playfully, "If Honkai Impact 3rd gets aired in the future, will I get fan-made content too? ♪"
"Uh, fan content aside, I feel like I might get killed by one!" Eden's eyes were filled with fear, feeling her character was about to collapse!
Even facing thousands of audiences had never left her in such a state.
"Oh my~" Sparkle approached March 7th and Silver Wolf, "Your performances were truly spectacular, weren't they?"
"Do you even understand what fan-made content is?" Silver Wolf looked ready to draw a blade, "By the way, why aren't you comforting Stelle?"
"Her?" Sparkle pouted, "Not fun!"
Stelle stood with hands on hips, facing the crowd behind her with hands in pockets, "From now on, call me Star Sovereign. Wolf Sovereign is a thing of the past!"
Silver Wolf raised an eyebrow, "Stelle's this impressive? Truly a natural-born abstract saint."
Even Jing Yuan couldn't help but give a thumbs-up, "Impressive, with a courage to prop up the falling Great Xia. Perhaps she's too immersed in the role."
Fu Xuan squeezed her brow, "Immersed? Isn't this a script written based on her character? Stelle's absurdity is innate—after all, no one else can sleep hugging a trash can."
…
At that moment, a pair of eyes watched the crowd.
"Perfect chance, I'm in! No, I'm out!"
Su Chen's lips curled slightly. He glanced at the robotic Moze.
He flipped out the window to escape!
You had to admire him—what a genius!
The next moment, he sprinted toward the window with the speed of rushing to the cafeteria.
Bang—
Su Chen crashed heavily to the ground.
"Ouch, who's the dimwit that painted a window on the wall?"
"Oh~" Elysia tapped her head, "I remember now, Grace said something about renovating that wall the other day."
"What? Damn it, how did I forget that!"
Su Chen slowly got up, and three figures appeared before him.
It was March 7th, Silver Wolf, and Stelle.
"Little brother!"
"Boss!"
"Su Chen!"
"Wait a second!" Su Chen shook his head, "Actually, I've got a backup plan. If you don't turn back now, you'll miss it."
"You think I'm a three-year-old Herta?" Silver Wolf cracked her knuckles, "Speak, how do you want me to leak your browser history?"
"Wow, they're kissing!" Su Chen's eyes widened, "So direct?"
"Where? Where?" March 7th and Stelle were about to turn around.
"Kissing? Kissing my foot!" Silver Wolf grabbed the two, "You believe this kind of trick? Might as well believe I'm the Dragon Sovereign and send me money."
"Caelus is that bold? Wow!"
Silver Wolf closely studied Su Chen's expression. It didn't seem fake. She slowly turned around, "This…"
There, Aether, who had been missing all day, appeared out of nowhere and pulled Funina to the center of the stage.
What followed was a scene so sweet it required insulin.
March 7th's face flushed, hands covering her face, peeking through her fingers, "Are they making out?"
"It's getting steamy~"
At the same time.
Belle looked at Wise with exasperation, "My brother, look at this, look! You're truly blessed and don't even know it!"
Wise shook his head, about to retort, "Actually, I wanted to say…"
"Kissing is just a surge of dopamine, a clash of hormones." Dr. Ratio walked up to Wise.
The two locked eyes and high-fived in agreement.
"This brother's beyond saving, and what's with that high-five?!"
—
Seeing the chaotic and disorderly scene before him, Su Chen nodded with satisfaction.
Time to make a grand escape!
Every team-building session, he couldn't avoid getting beaten up!
Today, he had to succeed.
Su Chen swaggered to the door.
Freedom!
This was the taste of freedom.
The entire coffee shop was enveloped in the sour stench of romance.
Jie jie jie jie jie jie!
But before he could laugh out loud, he saw three figures appear before him again, "Weren't you three supposed to be watching the drama? How are you here?"
"Because someone told me you slipped away."
"Who? Who's so outrageous, defying the natural order!" Su Chen spoke righteously, "There's a traitor among us! Hold on a second…"
"No need." Silver Wolf, March 7th, and Stelle slowly surrounded Su Chen.
"Don't hit my face, alright?"
"Beat him to death! This boss spends all day thinking of ways to embarrass his employees. He deserves a lesson!"
—
Soon.
The weather gradually warmed, and the day arrived for the premiere of Season 4's second half.
With Firefly lost and regained, everyone was eagerly anticipating the upcoming plot.
Little did he know, this time miHoYo would once again create a miracle, setting the internet ablaze!
As the screen counted down.
"5!"
"4!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Start!"
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Zero-frame start.
The opening was a subtitle: "12 system hours until the opening of the 'Charmony Festival,' Astral Express."
The camera focused on Dan Heng, left behind on the train, his brows slightly furrowed, facing off with an unidentified guest dressed as a cowboy…
"Breaking news: Penacony's 'Charmony Festival' has entered the countdown phase. With the ticking of the Clockwork Kid, in 12 system hours, this festival will usher in its grand opening…"
The broadcast served as the backdrop.
Pom-Pom hurriedly stepped between the two, "I told you! Whatever it is, we can talk it out!"
The cowboy stood with one hand on his hip, the other raising a revolver, "Sorry, fluffy little guy, I've got some urgent business to handle, so I have to ask for your help in this way."
Dan Heng coldly stared at the cowboy, unfazed despite the gun pointed at him, "Since you know what you're doing, I must warn you of the risks."
The cowboy gave a helpless smile, "Brother, why make it so tense? Pulling this thing out was just to say hi."
"One last time, state your identity and purpose."
"I'm Boothill, a 'Galaxy Ranger.'" With that, Boothill flashed his sharp teeth at the camera.