Kyle looked with shocked confusion at Lindsay. "Yes, you did! You told me that I should finally clean the kitchen, or so help you God."
An appalled expression appeared on Lindsay's face. "I said that? Me?!" she said as her voice became louder. "Kyle! You know that I'm an atheist! If you want to put words into my mouth, at least try to make them sound believable!"
"You use that expression all the time!" Kyle said. "I explicitly remember you telling me these exact words."
Lindsay snorted, all her tears gone. "If you remembered what I said, you would've done the kitchen. You claim that I said that you have to do the kitchen. You say you know what I've said, and since you believe I told you to do the kitchen, you would've remembered to do the kitchen."
Kyle blinked.
He knew what she tried to say, but it felt off.
