"Do I have to tell them the story? Talking always makes me tired....."
[Smack]
"Yes you do so start talking!"
"Ok fine my name is kazuma makani the one who just hit me name is Sakura and I'm a god the end."
[Smack]
"Mei why did you hit me...?"
"Start from the beginning you jack ass!"
"Ok fine in the beginning god created the heaven and the earth and on the first da..." before I could say another word
[Smack]
"Midori what did I do now I'm telling the story.....?"
"We didn't mean from the actual beginning!"
"If you don't tell the story so god help me I'm going to beat you up!"
"Why would I help you to beat me up huh....?"
[Smack]
"Laila you too?"
"Just tell the god damn story!"
"If you don't you won't get any alone time with us."
"If you want alone time,tell the story."
"Ok I'm going to tell the story....".
My name is kazuma makani but my given name at birth was haruto Inoue, at the time of my death I was 24 years old.
I was a computer scientist but I didn't want to be a computer scientist but the girl I liked said the type of guy's she's into are computer scientist so I ended up studying and became a computer scientist.
After I became one I told her how I feel about her but she ended up rejecting me.
I'm not interested in anything unless girls are involved, I'm an introvert and quite perverted but I know my limits and this how I died and got reincarnated as a devil.
I just got off work and I was standing Infront of the company building I worked in waiting on my friend to go to the Izakaya.
while I was waiting for him I saw a girl walked past me
("Oh shit that girl's looks so hot I wish I could motor boat those calcium cannons")
then I heard a familiar voice called me
"Hey haruto sorry that you waited so long it's that bitch of a managers fault she kept on nagging me about the design for the new AI we're developing."
"Oh that's not a problem I just want to go the Izakaya, get a bite to eat and then head home."
"By the way did they come up with a name for the new AI we're busting our ass off to create?"
"Wait you're telling me you don't know the name?"
"Didn't you attend the meeting we had held discussing the name of the new AI?"
"Yeah I did but I slept through it all. I didn't want to hear the boss yapping away."
"Good grief haruto you is the laziest person in the world you know that right?"
"Oh and by the way the name of the AI is Gemini."
"Wait what time is it...."
"Oh shit if we don't hurry now the Izakaya is going to be full by the time we get there so let's run!"
"Do we have to run? Running always make me tired."
"If you don't run we're going to miss happy hour and remember that the girls in maids outfit only work during happy hour!"
[zoooom]
"Hey oh nion what are waiting for pick up the pace!"
"Hey haruto wait for me!"
So we ran all the way to the Izakaya and we make it just in time.
As we enter the Izakaya the girl I liked was standing Infront of me
"Hello welcome to ichigo's Izakaya table for how much?"
"Ummmm t-t-table for two please."
"Ok follow me."
She took us to our table and handed us the menus and told us when we're ready to order we should call her.
"[Laughing] Haruto what's up with you just now?"
"Hey don't judge me you know how I'm when a woman is talking to me I get all flustered and I can't talk straight!"
"I know I know but it's so funny because every Saturday we come here because you like that girl there!"
"Hey don't shout! And today's the day I'm going to tell her I like her."
"Good grief haruto you say that every saturday and you ended up chicken out. If you continue like that you're going to be single for the rest of your life."
"Hey you're one to talk you're single too so we're in the same boat!"
"Well at least I'm not a virgin!"
"You lose your v-card while m*sturbating!"
"Face the fact bro we're going to die single!"
Then the two of us started to sulk and cry.
[Sniffle] "Hey oh nion did you decided on what you're ordering? I'm ordering the usual."
"Yeah I'm just ordering the usual too."
so we called the waitress, we ordered and in a few minutes she came back with the food
We ate it and then we order a bottle of sake; we drank then we got drunk.
The happy hour had came to an end and we exit the Izakaya.
"Hey oh nion [hiccup] I'm not going to go home yet I'm waiting on the girl because I'm going to tell her I like her."
"Haruto you're drunk let's come back next week saturday."
"No I'm ok I'm going to confess today so I'm not leaving!"
"Ok if you're not leaving then I'm not leaving too."
So while we were waiting I saw the girl who I like leaving so I approach her
"Hello my name is haruto Inoue and i-i-i-i-i like you w-would you go out on a date with me?"
"Pfft [laughing] you're kidding right?"
"No I'm not I come here every saturdays during happy hours because of I like you so would you go out on a date with me?"
"hell no just look at you you're ugly and I have standard."
("oh come on why every time I have feelings for a girl and I work up the courage to tell them they always rejected me.")
As I was talking to myself I heard an unfamiliar voice
"Hello miss is this guy bothering you?"
When I turn around I saw a police officer.
"Yes officer this guy tried to harassed me."
"He said if I don't do as he said he's going to leak the picture he has of me on his phone to the internet!"
("this bitch is lying throw her teeth")
"Excuse me sir is what this girl saying is the truth?"
"No it's not I only asked her if she would go out with me!
"You can ask my friend right over there...."
"Wait what he's asleep!"
"Why don't you hand over your phone so I can check if what she said is true or false?"
"Ok fine and when you see that she's lying I'm going to sue her for defamation!"
As I was reaching in my laptop bag for my phone the police officer yelled
"Shit he's reaching for a gun!"
Then I heard
[bam bam bam]
And I fell to the floor.
As I fell to the floor l started mumbling to myself
"Wait what did I shot?
"Am I going to die?"
"Why did he shot me?"
"Why isn't he taking me to the hospital?"
"Shit I can't believe I'm dying right now."
"I'm dying without finishing working of that new AI called Gemini."
[With the ability called the absolute you created Gemini]
"Why am I thinking about a fucking AI when I'm dying?"
This can't be am I still drunk this gotta be some illusion or something?"
[With the ability called the absolute you created hypnosis]
"No this is real I'm feeling the pain from the gun shot."
"It hurts like hell!"
[With the ability called the absolute you unlocked pain nullification]
"I can feel my soul leaving my body."
"I guess this is the end.
"I wish I could have at least one girlfriend before I die."
And then I died.