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How did Uchiha Rong Lin infuriate Lady Tsunade again?
When Tsunade burst out of the Konoha Hospital, chasing Rong Lin all over the streets, everyone exchanged smiles. This wasn't the first time this had happened. It seemed that every now and then, there would be a grand spectacle of Tsunade raging like thunder and chasing Rong Lin everywhere.
Everyone was used to this. Tsunade, who was usually too lazy to bother with anyone, would always be infuriated by Rong Lin.
For example, now, Rong Lin runs, Tsunade chases. It's a real chaotic scene, and who knows how much damage is being caused.
Fortunately, these damaged things could be compensated for with public funds. Otherwise, with Rong Lin's financial resources, it would be a miracle if he didn't go bankrupt. As for Tsunade, no one dared to ask her for compensation; that would directly lead to you suffering as well.
"You brat, how dare you provoke this old woman!"
"Yes, yes, yes, Lady Tsunade, you're the greatest, alright?"
"You're asking for a beating!"
"..."
The final chase had no result. If it were before, Tsunade could still easily control Rong Lin, but now, even if Rong Lin didn't fight back, Tsunade couldn't catch him. After breaking so many things, Tsunade was mostly just venting.
After everything was over, the two sat in a small tavern. Tsunade, holding a wine bottle, took big gulps of wine, not forgetting to continue provoking Rong Lin.
Everything was attributed to the peace. Tsunade, having drunk quite a bit of wine, had two rosy spots on her face and was tipsy.
Even if she saw things clearly now, this was almost Tsunade's first love. It would be false to say she wasn't sad; it was just a matter of degree.
"Why do you say this? Am I not qualified, or is it because, as others say, I'm too strong?"
After getting drunk, Tsunade began to talk nonsense. It wasn't easy to see her in this state, so Tsunade only sought Rong Lin, fearing others would see her like this.
Especially certain people, like Jiraiya. If Jiraiya saw Tsunade like this because of a broken heart, his reaction would be similar to Rong Lin's: he'd laugh loudly for a while, clutching his stomach, then talk.
Don't think this is absurd; Jiraiya really can do such a thing.
"You two were never equal to begin with. Suppression is also normal. Frankly, he doesn't deserve you..."
By this time, Rong Lin no longer wanted to provoke Tsunade, even though it was very interesting.
"Why, in your men's eyes, does a relationship need to be equal to succeed?"
Tsunade gave a wry laugh, patting her forehead and correcting herself: "Sorry, I forgot, you're still just a boy, not a man."
"..."
Rong Lin's mouth twitched fiercely. He really hated it when people described him like that. He really hated it.
"That's not it, but many things, if they're not equal, will cause a lot of trouble. Besides, there are other various factors that can be implicated."
At this moment, a person who had just suffered a broken heart was the most important. Although Rong Lin had long hoped for Tsunade to kick Jiraiya away, Rong Lin was too lazy to argue with her about such "man-boy" issues.
"Oh?" Tsunade raised her head in surprise, her eyes swollen and red, looking at Rong Lin and chuckling:
"I didn't expect my little Rong Lin to know so much. Tell me quickly, how many women have you tricked with this move?!"
"Tsunade!!!"
It was truly something an uncle could bear, but an aunt could not! I'm comforting you, and you're making fun of me!
"Hehe, sorry, I couldn't help it. I was just very surprised, little Rong Lin, don't be angry."
But after Rong Lin threw a tantrum, Tsunade, on the contrary, started to laugh: "I didn't expect my little Rong Lin to have such a thunderous side to him."
What the hell is this "little Rong Lin"?
Rong Lin sat weakly in the chair, no longer planning to speak, lest he be angered to death by Tsunade later.
But in the end, Rong Lin was still made to cry and laugh by Tsunade.
Tsunade was drunk, completely drunk. After so much alcohol, this was Tsunade's second time. The first time was when her younger brother Nawaki died in battle.
"Who the hell said women aren't heavy! She's as heavy as a piglet!!"
Rong Lin, carrying Tsunade on his back, walked home step by step, unable to help but complain.
Just as Rong Lin was about to take Tsunade to a hotel to rest, he was actually looked down upon by the tavern owner.
"As Lady Tsunade's disciple, your teacher is drunk. Can't you take her back home to rest? Must you send her to a hotel?"
Alright, for the sake of the drunken Tsunade, Rong Lin was lectured by the tavern owner. In the end, he could only carry Tsunade back home, lest someone else come out later to criticize him.
"Is this Lady Tsunade?"
But when Rong Lin carried Tsunade back home, Uchiha Obito, who hadn't slept yet, was shocked. What's going on?
"She's drunk. Change her clothes for her, so she doesn't come looking for trouble with me tomorrow."
Rong Lin actually wanted to help Tsunade change her clothes, but he was worried that Tsunade would wake up tomorrow and fight him to the death. Moreover, Rong Lin wasn't sure if Tsunade was truly unconscious or just faking it.
If she was truly unconscious, it would be fine. If she was faking it, it would be a self-inflicted tragedy.
All the way back, carrying Tsunade, Rong Lin suffered untold grievances!!
Carrying a woman with a volatile temper, he couldn't do anything, not even let his hands wander. For a man, how painful a thing this was!!
"I'll do it."
Uchiha Obito took out a set of pajamas. However, the little girl quickly hesitated, because the pajamas were her size, and Tsunade was already severely oversized. Looking at Tsunade's ample assets, Uchiha Obito was deeply struck (by the blow).
Rong Lin directly left. Uchiha Obito, having no other choice, had to find a long dress to help Tsunade change into for sleep. No, it was a nightgown.
After doing all this, Uchiha Obito left the resting room with a closed door.
What Rong Lin and Uchiha Obito didn't know was that after Uchiha Obito left, Tsunade, whose eyes had been tightly shut, slowly opened them. If Rong Lin had been there, he would have exclaimed in surprise: Everyone's an actor!
Fortunately, she behaved herself, otherwise, the consequences would have been very serious.
Rubbing her temples, Tsunade looked out the window at the starlight, and sighed. Her sigh echoed in the room.
The next day, Tsunade left Rong Lin's house early in the morning. This was the Uchiha clan compound, and it was not suitable for her to appear there during the day.
Rong Lin knew when she left, probably because he was afraid she'd be embarrassed. Rong Lin simply pretended not to know.