"Have you heard..."
"The yellow-haired delinquent recently put together some kind of 'Konoha Female Idol Group'."
"It seems that this Female Idol Group will perform at funerals from now on."
"What!?"
"Seriously? There's such a good thing?"
"I'll go back and ask my father when he will die."
On the streets of Konoha, many villagers gathered together, all discussing the 'Konoha Female Idol Group that Naruto had put together.
According to a certain insider, the members were all top-tier beauties with good looks and great figures.
In short, absolutely thrilling.
The villagers were even starting to feel goodwill toward the yellow-haired delinquent. Just imagining such a funeral performance made everyone a little excited.
…
Hokage Tower.
"Kakashi..."
"You've all been playing quite boldly lately, huh?"
Tsunade cracked her knuckles and looked at the twelve people in front of her with a forced smile. They were dressed in all kinds of embarrassing women's outfits.
As she looked at them, she felt like her eyes were going blind.
And she had never thought that there were so many perverts in Konoha Village.
Naruto stood next to Tsunade with his hands on his hips, pointing at the group and began to command them.
"That's right!"
"Auntie, I'm telling you, I knew that white-haired uncle was shady!"
"And they even tried to silence me!"
"That's really too much!"
"What the hell do you all think of your comrades in this village?!"
Half an hour earlier, Sasuke in white stockings and Kakashi in the bunny girl outfit had led the others in attacking Naruto.
Even his dear brother-in-law had started with a Revolving Heaven.
Before Naruto could even finish speaking, he was hit several times by Thin Ice Bro and white-haired pervert.
The worst thing was that when he tried to run, Shikamaru would use the Shadow Imitation Technique to trap him for half a second.
In addition, everyone used their strongest moves to besiege him, so even Naruto would be stunned for a few seconds.
Naruto estimated that even if Naruto from the original work came, he would've been beaten to death on the spot by these people.
In the end, he had snapped out of it, instantly activated Sage Mode, and used the 'Move' Character Secret Technique taught by Kurama to enter an untargetable state. Then, he kicked every single one of these degenerates through the portal.
All so the Hokage could see for herself what kind of freaks her subordinates really were.
Which led to the current scene.
Kakashi lowered his head and fiddled with the rabbit ears on his head. Naruto couldn't see the guy's expression at all, nor did he know what he was feeling at the moment.
Meanwhile, Guy is quite open-minded. Wearing a black leather bodysuit, he still does not forget to show his passion and Youth.
Neji's eyes had lost all light, and he looked forward numbly like a walking corpse.
The happiest among them was Sasuke.
Since it was his second time cross-dressing, he already had some experience, and before the fight, he had already torn off the white stockings.
It can be said that among the twelve people, he is the only one who is dressed most normally.
When everyone was kicked here by Naruto just now, there were still quite a few people in the Hokage's Office. It wasn't hard to imagine how quickly their reputations would soon be ruined, becoming even worse than his own.
After this incident, Sasuke felt that Konoha Village would finally forget his embarrassing nickname.
If Kiba and the others still dare to call him Thin Ice Bro...
Then everyone in Konoha Village would be able to see their cross-dressing photos.
Besides this happy outcome, there was another thing that excited Sasuke even more.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes slightly and couldn't help but gently stroke his eye sockets.
'At this moment, I am stronger than Naruto!'
…
Except for Sasuke and the not-so-bright Guy, the other from this group of twelve clenched their fists tightly. They had never actually expected to take down the yellow-haired delinquent.
But they also hadn't expected this bastard to avoid fighting back and instead use his Space-Time Ninjutsu to drag them straight to the Hokage's Office.
'Damn it!'
'Those damn Team 7's members!'
Whether it was Sasuke, the mastermind behind this disaster, Kakashi, the accomplice who provided the outfits, or Naruto, the snitch who ran straight to the Hokage...
They were all convinced Team 7 had conspired to screw them over!!
Seeing that no one was talking, Naruto became even more excited.
"What happened to 'you're not leaving here alive today'?"
"Lift your heads! Show me the same arrogance you had earlier!"
He even pointed at Neji, clutching his chest in exaggerated heartbreak.
"Brother-in-law..."
"I'm so disappointed in you!"
Naruto's talent for stirring up trouble was truly unmatched. Everyone was originally in a state of social despair, but after hearing what he said, they all raised their heads and glared at him angrily.
If they were not in the Hokage's Office right now, they would've attacked him again.
"That's enough!"
"Naruto, shut your mouth."
Even Tsunade couldn't take it anymore and glared at the brat fiercely.
But she was in a good mood today.
After all, today's incident wasn't caused by Naruto, and these perverts were, at worst, just personal conduct issues, and it's nothing that would actually affect the village.
Tsunade turned her head away and didn't dare to look at everyone, then gestured for them to leave.
"All of you, go clean up the trash on Konoha's streets."
"Come back in a week and hand in a 10,000-word self-reflection."
"Now get out."
Hearing this punishment, everyone collectively sighed in relief.
'Fortunately, fortunately...'
'At least Tsunade-sama didn't call for our parents.'
Just then, Kakashi raised his hand timidly and asked cautiously, "That…"
"Do we clean up the streets in these clothes?"
Everyone: "???"
Naruto: "???"
Tsunade: "???"
Kakashi's question left everyone stunned, and they all turned their heads and looked at the certified white-haired pervert in shock.
Bang…
"NO!"
Tsunade roared through gritted teeth.
If the villagers saw her subordinates sweeping the streets in bunny girl outfits, she felt like her dignity as Hokage would be utterly destroyed.
Tsunade took a deep breath and resisted the urge to beat the living hell out of this pervert. Then, she looked at Kakashi with complicated expression and said with great disappointment, "Kakashi..."
"Your father would be very disappointed in you if he knew about this."
"He won't know."
Sasuke: 'Huh?'
Kakashi retorted subconsciously, and then his eyes went dark and he found himself flying out of the window.
After dealing with that shameless pervert, Tsunade glanced at the remaining men, scaring everyone so much that they rushed out without another word.
Right now, they all had one thought...
They had to get out of the Hokage Tower as fast as possible!
Otherwise, all of them will become Konoha's biggest laughingstock!
Just as they were celebrating that things hadn't reached the worst possible outcome, they had no idea that the village's top gossipmonger, Shizune, had already spread the glorious tale of the twelve cross-dressers.
And the news was spreading at an alarming speed.
"Sasuke, Naruto, why are you two still here?"
"Are you waiting for me to treat you to a meal?"
Tsunade glanced at the two people who were dressed normally, and felt somewhat relieved.
Since the second Five Kage Summit, the Shinobi World had been relatively peaceful, and Team 7 had been well-behaved.
'Nothing serious has happened in these years.'
'It seems...'
'They have finally passed the age of getting into trouble and are gradually becoming sensible!'
However, before letting them leave, Tsunade gave Naruto a reminder.
"Naruto, you've grown up. I hope you can be as reliable as your father."
"Think about that mysterious organization. They've already cleaned up your mess twice..."
"You should strive to be a hero like them, someone who shoulders the world's safety."
Naruto had already stepped halfway out the door, but hearing Tsunade said this, he immediately perked up.
"Hokage-sama!"
"Don't worry! I'll definitely become someone like them."
'Hmm…'
'I'll just join the Akatsuki directly.'