Episode 107: Bling-Bling' Perfect-Grade Girl - Teruhashi Kokomi
『 Saiki Kusuo also froze at the video.
"Huh?"
Kaito Shun stared blankly at the snake, now a charred husk, in front of him.
The other students wore expressions of disbelief.
Then...
"Long live the Black Wings!!!!"
All the students exclaimed, surrounding the stunned Kaito Shun.
Just as everyone thought this guy might be a real psychic.
They suddenly noticed that the video had switched back to Saiki Kusuo.
Saiki Kusuo had a slight smile on his lips. At some point, his eyes were no longer crossed, and he was quietly listening to the cheers in the classroom.
"Oh dear... I hope letting Kaito have the spotlight this time won't have any negative effects on him." 』
『 .....』
~Dimensional livestream~
Hearing Saiki Kusuo say this, everyone suddenly understood.
As expected, a weakling is still a weakling!
The true psychic carrying the team behind the scenes is still the great psychic Saiki!!
~Chat Room~
[ Genos (One Punch Man): "Uh...." ]
[ Genos (One Punch Man): "In the end, it was the psychic from that world who resolved everything." ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "So this guy is still a chuunibyou." ]
[ .....]
[ Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba): "Boring. I thought this guy was powerful, taking down a snake just like that. Turns out he's just a chuunibyou." ]
[ Kiana (Honkai: Impact Third): "To be able to take down an enemy from so far away, and to do it so silently, is amazing." ]
[ Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K): "..." ]
[ .....]
『 The video continued to play.
Saiki Kusuo strolled through the streets, enjoying a super pleasant and leisurely holiday, no longer having to deal with the annoying classmates in his class. This was perfect for Saiki.
But it wasn't long before Saiki Kusuo's expression changed drastically.
The camera also suddenly cut to a spot not far behind Saiki Kusuo.
A blue-haired girl leaped into the frame.
At this moment, it was as if everyone from all dimensions' eyes widened, staring at the blue-haired girl on the screen.
For some reason, everyone involuntarily let out a cry of "Ohoh."
And around this blue-haired girl, a faint golden light was actually swirling!!
This is a girl surrounded by light, oh my goodness!!!
At this moment, Saiki Kusuo's voice came from the video as a narrator.
" A beautiful girl, that's what you call an exceptionally good-looking girl. "
Then, a gentle and soft female voice sounded from the video.
" My name is Teruhashi Kokomi. Although it's a bit embarrassing to say it myself, I believe I am a perfectly beautiful girl! "
" This isn't self-indulgence; it's simply a fact before your eyes. However, I don't get conceited just because I'm a beautiful girl. "
As the narration continued,
The screen was left with only Teruhashi Kokomi, holding an umbrella and walking slowly through the city streets.
When passersby passed her, they would involuntarily stop and exclaim "Ohoh~."
Just then, a curly-haired boy suddenly appeared and asked, "Would you like to have afternoon tea with me?"
Teruhashi Kokomi glanced at the man in front of her, a hint of awkwardness on her face, and replied, "I'm really sorry, but I have to go to a cram school."
Every movement she made felt like a spring breeze, causing everyone's hearts to pause for a moment. 』
『 .....』
~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~
[ Everyone: Ohoh! *10086 ]
[ Klee (Genshin Impact): "Ohoh! What a beautiful big sister!" ]
[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "Damn, she's cuter than this young lady." ]
[ Fu Xuan (Honkai: Star Rail): "Strange, why do I also involuntarily let out this sound when I see her?" ]
[ Qingque (Honkai: Star Rail): "Maybe she's just really cute?" ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Although it's strange why I'd make this sound, I have to say, she's very cute." ]
[ Yukinoshita Haruno (Oregairu): "She's definitely not as cute as my little Yukino, who naturally said I'm cute back then." ]
[ Yukinoshita Yukino (Oregairu): "....." ]
( Ahem, this is not meant to provoke, but here it's just established that Teruhashi Kokomi has become someone who makes everyone unconsciously say "Ohoh" when they see her. )
[ .....]
『 The video continued to play.
Teruhashi Kokomi, holding her parasol, strolled leisurely down the street. There was no cram school waiting for her; this was just a small tactic to turn down the previous suitor.
But then, her steps suddenly stopped. Not far in front of her, a pink-haired boy caught her eye.
"Oh, isn't that the guy from our class... what's his name?! Ah! Right, right, right! Saiki! Saiki Kusuo!"
Muttering to herself, Teruhashi Kokomi involuntarily followed, looking at the expressionless Saiki Kusuo strolling leisurely. She sighed softly:
"He looks so bored, it makes me feel so sorry for him. Maybe I should go say hello to him."
"Who told me I'm a super beautiful girl who is both cute and gentle~~"
Muttering, Teruhashi Kokomi quickened her pace towards Saiki Kusuo.
At this moment, the camera switched to Saiki Kusuo's perspective.
" Oh dear, I've run into a troublesome character now.... "
As Saiki Kusuo's inner monologue sounded, Teruhashi Kokomi had already run up to Saiki Kusuo.
"Saiki-kun~~~~ Ah~~ As expected, it's Saiki-kun!"
Teruhashi Kokomi's face bloomed with an incredibly gentle smile as she greeted Saiki Kusuo warmly. The faint fragrance emanating from her was particularly pleasant.
Saiki Kusuo looked at Teruhashi Kokomi in front of him with a blank expression.
He had already heard Teruhashi Kokomi's thoughts.
" Alright~ This will definitely be something you'll never forget in your life, running into the most beautiful girl in school, and this beauty even came up to say hello~~ You must be completely smitten with me~ Don't worry, you can be infatuated with me all you want; it's not a matter of your self-control, who told you I'm a perfect and flawless beautiful girl~ " 』
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
Then, everyone in the live broadcast room,
Witnessed the following scene.
.....
『 Saiki Kusuo: (Expressionless) Nodded.
" Consider it a greeting. "
Then, he silently continued to walk forward!
Teruhashi Kokomi in the video had an expression of extreme surprise, turning her head and staring wide-eyed at Saiki Kusuo, who was walking further and further away.
"That's... it!?"
Teruhashi Kokomi's heart pounded!
According to her expectations, Saiki Kusuo should have been even more nervous when she came to greet him!!
But she quickly comforted herself with imagination.
"Ah! It must be like this; he's too shocked to speak! Otherwise, there's no explanation for his reaction!!"
Teruhashi Kokomi sighed, looking at Saiki Kusuo with a hint of pity in her eyes.
"So pitiful, he must be regretting it right now~ It can't be helped; I'll give you another chance~ Who told me I'm not only charming but also exceptionally gentle, a perfect, beautiful girl!"
Saying that, Teruhashi Kokomi ran in front of Saiki Kusuo again, smiling sweetly and saying, "Saiki-kun~ It's too heartless to ignore people~"
But...
Saiki Kusuo simply dodged, bypassing the blocking Teruhashi Kokomi, and continued to walk forward slowly.
Teruhashi Kokomi: Σ(Д)!?
Not a single reaction!!?
Teruhashi Kokomi, who had never been ignored before, was completely flustered at this moment...
Her mind was in a complete mess!!
Teruhashi Kokomi was stunned.
Teruhashi Kokomi didn't know what was happening; her face showed only shock and bewilderment!!
She turned around, looking at Saiki Kusuo, who continued his stroll, and muttered to herself in disbelief, "I've been ignored!! Can't he see me?! Am I no longer in this world!!!"
Teruhashi Kokomi simply couldn't accept being ignored. She was a cute, gentle, and perfectly beautiful girl!
How could she possibly be ignored!!
So, Teruhashi Kokomi started to give herself positive energy through imagination.
" Right! I thought of it! He must think I'm a hallucination!! "
As Teruhashi Kokomi's thought was confirmed.
A unique scene appeared in the video.
It showed Saiki Kusuo's face, a mixture of surprise and disbelief.
Large letters suddenly popped up at the bottom of the screen.
" Teruhashi Kokomi's Inner Monologue Theater "
Saiki Kusuo, in the video, put on a surprised expression that he would never normally wear and said to himself, "I'm having a daydream about running into Teruhashi-san on the street!"
Then, Teruhashi Kokomi's voice came from the video.
" He must be too lonely, which is why he can't accept and believe this stroke of luck that fell from the sky! Alright! Let me give him the happiest moment of his life!! " 』
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
Hearing Teruhashi Kokomi's inner monologue, countless viewers across the universe were instantly stunned, their jaws almost dropping.
They were completely shocked by Teruhashi Kokomi's imagination!!
This girl's ability to imagine things was too powerful!!!
A self-offered king!?
.....
『 Then, after cheering herself up internally, Teruhashi Kokomi ran towards Saiki Kusuo with a smile on her face and pounced on him.
"Saiki-kun, where are you going~~"
Of course, she was easily dodged by the expressionless Saiki Kusuo!
Teruhashi Kokomi: "...."
" He dodged, he dodged!!! "
Teruhashi Kokomi was once again shocked. She felt that the shock she experienced this afternoon was more than in the entire year combined.
She remained frozen in the pose of pouncing.
She couldn't accept it, couldn't understand it.
What was going on?
If Saiki Kusuo truly saw her as a hallucination, wouldn't he have dodged her?
However, Teruhashi Kokomi once again impressed everyone.
Impressed by her self-offered skill!!
She heard her inner scream!!
" Could it be... Saiki-kun is too afraid to even touch my fantasy!! "
A shy blush appeared on Teruhashi Kokomi's cheeks.
" I didn't expect Saiki-kun to like me so much.... "
Thinking of this, Teruhashi Kokomi's eyes suddenly became unusually resolute.
And Saiki Kusuo, who was closely following her, continued to walk forward with a blank expression.
However, his heart was also a mix of emotions.
" Really, I've gotten myself into trouble with this troublesome girl. "
Then, Teruhashi Kokomi caught up from behind him, calling out with a smile,
"Saiki-kun~~ Hey~~~"
Saiki Kusuo remained unmoved and even wanted to quicken his pace to escape.
" Here she comes again.... It seems she never thought about being ignored by others. That's true, according to her logic, if it were an ordinary person.... "
As he said this, the scene suddenly turned pink and tender.
A group of completely unfamiliar "extras" popped out.
"Ohoh~ It's... Teruhashi-san!"
Following that, Saiki Kusuo's familiar voice echoed again.
" To elicit this kind of reaction... even if it were Nendou.... "
Before he finished speaking, Nendou Riki's foolish appearance jumped out of the screen.
"Ohoh~ Teru~ Teruhashi-san!" 』
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
Nendou Riki's behavior and expression shocked many viewers who were watching with great interest.
They never expected that this idiot could also put on such a strange expression.
Many people suddenly realized why Saiki Kusuo found this girl so troublesome.
Because they understood that Saiki Kusuo fundamentally did not want to be the center of attention.
But Teruhashi Kokomi, wherever she went, attracted the attention of those around her.
If Teruhashi Kokomi stayed by his side all the time, he would inevitably be noticed too, which would be a disaster for Saiki Kusuo.
.....
『 " So, what Teruhashi-san said is true, which is why I think this girl is super dangerous. "
Saiki Kusuo's words confirmed the suspicions of many.
" Teruhashi-san is so popular, which is exactly the type of person I want to have nothing to do with. "
Teruhashi Kokomi on the screen, smiling, persistently said to Saiki Kusuo,
"Saiki-kun, where are you going? If you don't mind, how about taking me with you?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she pounced on Saiki Kusuo again.
Of course, she herself didn't understand why she was doing something so out of character.
Naturally, all her advances were skillfully dodged by Saiki Kusuo.
However.
Saiki Kusuo's eyes suddenly widened, and he stared at a tall figure in front of him with disbelief.
"Nendou!?"
As Saiki Kusuo exclaimed, the camera slowly zoomed out, allowing everyone to see the man whistling with his head held high, not far in front of Saiki Kusuo.
Wasn't that the unforgettable idiot from before!
Nendou Riki!!!
Saiki Kusuo's face instantly turned grim.
He was now facing an unprecedented crisis (at least, he thought so)!
"This is bad. Although I can pretend to ignore Teruhashi-san, if someone I know sees it, I won't be able to pretend anymore!"
"If that's the case, I'll have to take action."
"But...."
A hint of determination flashed in Saiki Kusuo's eyes!
"Me saying 'Ohoh' to Teruhashi-san... Absolutely not!!!"
"Forget it, I'll just blend into the crowd and slip away..."
Saiki Kusuo sighed heavily, muttering to himself, and then disappeared into the crowd in a flash! 』
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~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): His actions are so fast. How can you refuse such a cute girl? ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Although I don't know why we all let out an 'Ohoh' just by seeing her on broadcast, this kid is walking away very well." ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Young people should study hard and not think too much." ]
[ Yukinoshita Yukino (Oregairu): "Hiratsuka-sensei, aren't you thinking of yourself?" ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Hmph!" ]
[ Yukinoshita Haruno: "Hehehe~" ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "I have to say, this person does indeed make people unconsciously praise her with an 'Ohoh'." ]
[ Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K): "That's why I don't want such trouble." ]
[ .....]
『 As for Nendou Riki, he was walking in the completely opposite direction.
The two passed each other smoothly in the bustling crowd, which finally put Saiki Kusuo's mind at ease.
But at this critical juncture!!!
Nendou Riki actually turned his head abruptly, looking back and muttering, looking confused,
"Huh?? I feel like my good buddy is around here somewhere!?"
Looking around, he saw only strangers and not a trace of his good buddy Saiki Kusuo. Nendou Riki was a little confused. 』
『 .....』
~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~
[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Good heavens, this brainless person actually seems to have a built-in good buddy detector?" ]
[ Hikigaya Hachiman (Oregairu): "Good buddy detector, that name..." ]
[ Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K): "It's quite fitting." ]
[ .....]
『 As for Saiki Kusuo,
The moment Nendou Riki turned his head, he had already teleported himself elsewhere!!
This time, Teruhashi Kokomi, who was struggling to navigate through the crowd, was completely dumbfounded.
She blinked her eyes, looking around blankly, unable to find Saiki Kusuo anywhere.
Teruhashi Kokomi was incredibly shocked.
"Huh!? Saiki-kun, where did you go!?"
Teruhashi Kokomi couldn't help but call out loudly.
This shout also caught Nendou Riki's attention. He was wondering why he vaguely felt Saiki Kusuo's presence.
Nendou Riki looked towards Teruhashi Kokomi's direction and was stunned. His entire face turned red with shyness.
"Ohoh! Teru... Teruhashi-san!" 』
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