ICISEI Episode 113: The superpowered trio of PK Academy, assembling for the first time!
『 In the scene, before anyone realized, Yumehara Chiyo had collapsed on the ground as if she had been attacked!
"Chiyo-chan!!"
Aiura Mikoto instantly panicked, rushing to Yumehara Chiyo's side, lifting her while shouting,
"Chiyo-chan!! What happened to you!! Who did this?!"
Yumehara Chiyo clutched her stomach in pain, looking weakly at Aiura Mikoto, saliva uncontrollably dripping from the corner of her mouth.
"I... my stomach hurts!"
"Stomach pain!? Did you eat something bad today?"
At Aiura Mikoto's question, Yumehara Chiyo tried hard to recall, but could only think of one possibility.
"I don't know... maybe... the fish Chisato gave me at lunch."
Hearing Yumehara Chiyo's words, Aiura Mikoto grew flustered,
"Hang in there, I'll call an ambulance right away!!"
"I can't... my vision's blurry, my whole body's numb!"
Yumehara Chiyo's rambling made Aiura Mikoto even more frantic, so much so that she didn't even notice when Saiki appeared beside them.
" "Probably the fish was spoiled... poisoned..." "
Saiki calmly spoke chilling words, and Aiura Mikoto grew even more panicked, exclaiming:
"Poisoned!? That's even worse!! Call an ambulance now!!!"
Compared to Aiura Mikoto's panic, Saiki remained completely composed.
" "No, it's fine now. No need for that." "
Aiura sharply turned to Saiki, who had appeared out of nowhere, and demanded loudly,
"What do you mean by 'fine'!? She's showing signs of dying—this is a matter of life and death!! Can you even heal her!? What kind of incredible ability is that!?"
" "It's already done." "
Saiki said calmly before vanishing without a trace. 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): Ehhhhh?? ]
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "What just happened?" ]
[ Natasha (Honkai: Star Rail): "In just an instant, he completely healed someone who was severely poisoned? That kind of psychic power is really convenient." ]
[ .....]
『 Right after Saiki left, Yumehara Chiyo got up with a dazed expression, looking around in confusion.
"Huh? I'm fine!?"
Her sudden movement startled Aiura Mikoto, who exclaimed, "It really worked!?"
Aiura Mikoto was completely dumbfounded, staring at Yumehara Chiyo with wide eyes, her face clearly screaming disbelief.
"What the hell is up with that guy!? Is he possessed by a god or something!?"
Saiki paid no mind to Aiura Mikoto's rant. What concerned him more was whether the matter was truly resolved.
With no hesitation, he immediately instructed,
" "Never mind that for now. Quickly check if Yumehara's death omen is still there." "
Logically, since her physical issue was resolved, the death omen should have vanished as well.
Aiura Mikoto thought the same and hurriedly turned to check.
"By all means, the omen should be gone... BUT IT HASN'T DISAPPEARED AT ALL!"
At this critical moment, a new disaster struck!!
"BAM——!"
"BAM——!"
"BAM——!"
From the distance came the deafening sound of collisions!
A massive truck was speeding straight toward Yumehara Chiyo at an alarming rate—an ordinary person hit like that would undoubtedly be killed on the spot!!!
"AHHH!! THE NEXT DISASTER IS ALREADY HERE!!"
Aiura Mikoto, seeing the truck in the distance, panicked and instinctively tried to pull Yumehara Chiyo away to escape.
Yet, the truck seemed locked onto Yumehara Chiyo's GPS signal. No matter how Aiura Mikoto changed directions while dragging her along, the truck relentlessly pursued them!!
And!!
The distance between them was rapidly closing!!!
"HEY, MISTER!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING!?!"
Aiura Mikoto screamed in frustration.
Now, though the man held the steering wheel, his eyes were tightly shut!!!
He was driving while exhausted!
"It's that guy from before!? He also has a death omen on him!! How did this happen!? This is bad!! I should've told Saiki earlier!!"
" No need. You didn't have to. "
Suddenly, Saiki's voice echoed in Aiura Mikoto's mind.
" Because I'm already in the truck. " 』
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~ Dimensional livestream ~
At this point, everyone watching the video noticed in shock that the truck driver was the same man who had earlier irritated Aiura Mikoto.
~ Chat Room ~
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "As expected, this mysterious being with incredible powers is the most reliable in such situations." ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Thank goodness for teleportation. Otherwise, this would've been unsolvable." ]
[ Peter Parker (Marvel Future Avengers): "That's terrifying. I wouldn't want to be in that situation—there's no way I'd dodge it." ]
[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "Exactly! It's way too scary." ]
[ Mashiro Shiina (Sakurasou): "It… went away… instantly." ]
[ Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Magical Index): " Is that… a form of space-time manipulation? A teleportation-based power like Kuroko? No, it's not the same principle as the teleportation Espers here, but it's a terrifyingly precise application of some unknown vector… It's so ridiculous!" ]
[ .....]
『 Saiki had somehow already taken the passenger seat in the truck, calmly observing the drowsy driver.
"What the—!? How did this happen!?"
Aiura Mikoto was utterly baffled. Why was Saiki in the truck!? Could he predict the future!?
" Well, when you saw this guy earlier, I saw him too. Worried something might happen, I teleported to his side just now. "
As he spoke, Saiki stepped on the brake, smoothly bringing the truck to a halt just before it could hit Yumehara Chiyo.
A few minutes later...
Aiura Mikoto stood dumbfounded, staring at Yumehara Chiyo and the middle-aged man who kept apologizing.
She was stunned.
Because, at that moment, the ominous aura that had loomed over both of them had completely vanished.
In that instant, a sense of accomplishment for saving two lives swelled in Aiura Mikoto's heart!!
"We did it! We saved both of them!"
Aiura Mikoto's face lit up with joy, her eyes sparkling with admiration for Saiki!!
"He's my destined one! Saiki! What an amazing man! Or rather... I'm completely smitten!"
Another addition to Saiki's harem!!
As for Saiki, he rolled his eyes. Using his mind-reading ability, he picked up on Aiura Mikoto's thoughts and immediately sensed a massive headache heading his way.
" "This is exactly why... I didn't want to reveal my powers." "
Saiki sighed deeply.
Why... did he just want to live an ordinary, peaceful life, yet disasters like these always found him!? 』
『 .....』
~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
[ Puri-Puri Prisoner (One Punch Man): "Still, this guy is pretty good-looking, so it's worth it." ]
[ Nagatoro Hayase ( Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro):"Maaan, I wish my senpai had such a cool ability." ]
[ Naoto Hachiouji ( Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro): "Sorry for being so ordinary." ]
[ Nagatoro Hayase ( Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro): "Hehe, no worries. I like you just the way you are, senpai~" ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "This is depressing. Now she's definitely going to chase after him relentlessly." ]
[ Yukinoshita Haruno (Oregairu): "Hiratsuka-sensei, if it bothers you, you can just close the video." ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "No way. I like to watch such drama." ]
[ Himeko Murata (Honkai: Impact Third): "+ 1 + 1..." ]
[ .....]
『 The scene shifts. This time, what appears is...
The interior of a café!
Suddenly appearing in the frame is...
A phone with a rabbit-patterned case.
"Pure coffee magic and the time is exactly 4:44!"
"Ring— ring—"
"Ah! It's time! He's here!"
At this moment, Aiura Mikoto in the frame suddenly bursts into an excited smile.
At the entrance, Saiki walks into the café with an expressionless face, as if he had anticipated everything. He sits directly across from Aiura Mikoto.
" "Seriously, can you stop predicting where I'll go and ambushing me in advance?" "
Saiki speaks with clear exasperation.
Ever since she found out he was a psychic, she's been sticking to him like glue.
Always using her divination to track his movements and surprise him at various places.
"Ehehe~"
Aiura Mikoto giggles, watching as the coffee jelly Saiki ordered is served. She immediately leans in closer.
" "Aww... I specifically picked a day when Aiura isn't here, yet she still managed to show up." "
Aiura Mikoto ignores Saiki's minor complaint, instead staring at the coffee jelly with mock surprise.
"Kusuo, I never took you for a sweets person—this is shocking! Did I scare you by popping up like this~?"
"Sorry, I just foresaw it a little."
Hearing this, Saiki feels nothing but exhaustion. Being a psychic is just trouble through and through.
Noticing his displeasure, Aiura Mikoto sticks out her tongue playfully and says with faux guilt,
"But you always go straight home after school—we never get a chance to meet otherwise~~"
Her tone is full of exaggerated grievance.
Saiki ignores her theatrics and starts eating his coffee jelly in large mouthfuls.
Because he knows if he doesn't finish it quickly, another nuisance is bound to show up.
" "So, what do you want? Didn't I tell you to stop clinging to me?" "
Yet, before long, Saiki caves under Aiura Mikoto's relentless, sulky gaze and asks the inevitable.
"Huh? You're asking why I waited for you?? Isn't it obvious?? Don't you already know??"
Saiki listens, his gaze level and calm.
Because his mind-reading tells him... he genuinely has no idea what she's thinking.
[ I like you!! I really like you!! I super like you!! I absolutely adore you, Kusuo!! Oh my god, why do I like you so much!!! ]
" "Totally incomprehensible. I'm leaving." "
Saiki finishes the last bite of his coffee jelly and stands to go.
"Ah! Wait! Where are you going!?"
Aiura Mikoto didn't expect him to be so cold, completely indifferent to her feelings. She panics on the spot.
Just then...
The world's most pure-eyed weirdo happens to pass by the café window...
And accidentally spots Saiki and Aiura Mikoto inside!!
In that instant!!!
His worldview shatters!!!
Saiki is on a date with a girl!!!
Without hesitation, he barges into the café, his face a picture of shock.
"Saiki!!! You're on a date with a girl!?!"
It's none other than Toritsuka Reita, who never in his wildest dreams imagined Saiki would finally awaken to romance!!
" "Another nuisance," "
Saiki thinks.
"And who's this?"
Aiura Mikoto wonders.
The moment Toritsuka Reita sees Aiura Mikoto, he recognizes her immediately.
After all, aside from being a medium, his greatest talent is remembering every girl he's ever met. As for guys? Unless it's Saiki, they don't even register.
"Aren't you that busty transfer student!?"
Hearing this, Aiura Mikoto also remembers him and sneers,
"Aren't you that sleazy guy?"
"What does a creep like you want with my darling?"
The term "darling" sends Toritsuka Reita reeling. He stares at Saiki in disbelief and rapid-fires questions,
"Darling!? Seriously!? Saiki!!"
" "Shut up." "
Saiki has had enough of their noise. With a flick of his finger, both their mouths are suddenly stuffed with warm handkerchiefs!
At this!
Toritsuka Reita and Aiura Mikoto are stunned!!
Saiki!
Used his psychic powers right in front of them!!
Isn't that giving away his secret!?
Then...
"Huh!?"
"You told this big-boobed girl about your powers!? (And how does he know too!!!)"
Saiki opens his eyes and calmly states,
"Because one of you is a medium, and the other can see the future."
And so!
The Psychic Trio of PK Academy!!
Assembles! 』
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~ Dimensional livestream, Chat Room ~
[ Amber (Genshin Impact): "Huh, so this is the psychic group of this world?" ]
[ Amber (Genshin Impact): "Does that mean an evil faction will show up next?" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "One can interview the dead person, and the other one can predict the suspect's action. These two's abilities would be perfect for solving cases. With powers like that, no mystery would stand a chance." ]
[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "..." ]
[ .....]
『 Back in the video... Saiki looks at the two before him with utter calm and says,
" "Since both of you have psychic abilities, I figured it'd be better to just tell you outright rather than have you suspect things." "
Hearing this, Toritsuka Reita stumbles back in shock, his eyes wide as he stares at Aiura Mikoto.
"Wait, so you're a psychic too!?"
Aiura Mikoto is equally stunned that this pervert next to her is supposedly a psychic.
Her voice drips with skepticism.
"Are you serious? You look completely normal to me!"
Toritsuka Reita, offended, immediately retorts,
"I'm a spirit medium! Here's proof!"
With that, he suddenly turns to the empty space beside him and starts rambling incoherently.
Watching this display of apparent insanity, Aiura Mikoto asks blankly,
"Uh... who exactly are you talking to??"
The moment she finishes, Toritsuka Reita's face turns beet red as he grins lewdly.
"Ooooh~~~ pink lace panties!!! That's the color of the underwear you're wearing right now!!! I had a ghost check for me!!! So? Am I right!?"
"If I'm right, let me confirm it too—"
"WHAM——!!"
Instantly, Aiura Mikoto delivers a furious, humiliated kick straight to Toritsuka Reita's face!
"THUD——!!"
Toritsuka Reita nearly coughs up blood as he goes flying.
"You got it!!! That's my secret weapon panties to conquer Kusuo!!"
Aiura Mikoto clenches her fists, looking ready to pummel him a few more times for good measure.
Meanwhile, Toritsuka Reita, despite being kicked, shows no remorse. The moment he can speak again, his first words are,
"Too fast... didn't see the panties..."
Saiki watches this unfold with a deadpan expression. He raises an eyebrow, utterly done with Toritsuka Reita, but also slightly curious.
"Since when do ghosts obey requests like that?"
At this, Toritsuka Reita laughs awkwardly before standing up with newfound confidence.
"Hehe~~ I'm not the same as before!!"
"I made a deal with them—they'll follow my orders but in exchange..."
Suddenly, Toritsuka Reita cuts off mid-sentence, his face twisting into an expression of pure ecstasy.
"It's solid!!! Wowowow!!! Gravity control gravity control!!! Amazing!!! Huh? It's over already???"
Then, Toritsuka Reita slumps over as if all his strength has been drained.
He stands back up, smirking slightly.
"See? Saiki, I traded temporary possession for intel on panty colors!"
"Is that really worth it?"
Saiki asks.
"Honestly, this guy's a problem. You should cut ties ASAP."
Aiura Mikoto says with disgust.
Saiki wholeheartedly agrees with her suggestion. 』
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