Basic Planet Invasion style:
Something Something
Basic Enero Technique.
(Basic Textbook Series #000001.)
Mystery Definitely not A Evil Villain News:
Mystery Outpost Event Quija Board Detection System
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The technology way.
Quija Board Intervention Sigil:
Eh?
What is going on.
What is this horrifying news on my desk.
Who went out for the pointy hats?
Someone bring me the pointy hats scroll right now.
Send everyone to the
Definitely not an Evil Black Hole
Part of the map
Bring me that pointy hat.
Signed,
Mystery Mage Miner Outpost Owner
Pen-Pal,
Dominique Jo Anderson.