"Sterling! I didn't expect it to be Sterling!"
"The player who scored the first home goal for Manchester City this new season is actually Sterling!"
"Sorry if this offends some of Sterling's fans, but this 21-year-old black forward isn't particularly known for his shooting."
"Last season, he appeared 35 times for Liverpool in the league and scored only 7 goals."
"Throughout his Premier League career, the most he scored in one season was just 9 league goals!"
"Before the match, I thought Aguero, last season's Premier League Golden Boot, would be the one to score the first home goal in front of 55,000 fans!"
"That was certainly beyond everyone's expectations!"
"I think the key to this unexpected event was Tang Long's assist!"
"Tang Long provided the first assist of Manchester City's new season home game, let me watch the slow motion again..."
"Wow! The ball, did he really do that, is that a reverse bull's tail?"
