And so it happened. Ukan Trustmi was now in the Village Centre, distributing out Clean-Running-Water-Systems, Crop-Growing Blueprints and Animu Blu-rays like a saintly and more stylish Santa Claus, whilst Teetee prepared to join the ranks of the ultimate betrayers…
The plan was simple. Once Ukan Trustmi had finished distributing all the goods, Teetee would give a signal, and out of the nearby woods, a rival tribe member cosplaying Delulu from Code: Grass would come into the village, creating a daring, diabolical distraction!!!
Once all the villagers were distracted, Teetee would then make off with all the Pure-Running-Water-Systems, Crop-Growing Blueprints and Animu Blu-Ray Collector Sets…
To be honest, the thought of robbing his own villagers made him sick, but once again, his big brain was overridden by his little one, as from afar, he could see the rival village chief, Ime Greedi, hiding in a tree, and sending him images of his favourite character cards from his favourite S.M.U.T collections, alongside random phrases like: "He who hesitates… masturb*tes…", "Go on son", as well as a lot of fire emojis and Niké logos… (🔥🔥🔥)
Just as he was about to do the despicable, dastardly deed, he suddenly heard Ukan Trustmi speak.
"My friends and family, hello how are you, yes I'm good thank you…
Actually, the truth is, I've come here on a mission. I hope you can help me to do it. And that is, to share these life-changing resources with -everyone!!!"
There were cheers and applause as Ukan Trustmi continued to channel his inner Santa Claus - but then, his next words soon gave them pause.
"And I mean… everyone! This was a clear instruction from our benefactor, Scroogeux Overson, or as you may better know him as, Max O' Scooru!"
"What do you mean?!" One of the villagers piped up helpfully to continue the dialogue and the plot smoothly.
"Do you remember… the neighbouring village? And their chief, Ime Greedi?" At this, Ukan Trustmi turned to their own village chief, Supa Hungri, who true to his name, was eating a large amount of food in an attempt to sate his enormous appetite.
"Speaking of enormous, you know what else is enormous…?!?!" Supa Hungri knew there was little love lost between the two villages, but the word-bait was too much to resist.
"An elephant!!! Hahaha!" Supa Hungri slapped his leg…
of chicken drumstick he was currently eating into some sweet sticky sauce whilst he guffawed heartily.
Bits of chicken sprayed everywhere as he laughed, making for a a… fowl display… that reminds us all to take care when eating and reading our favourite novels at the same time.
However the animal and food jokes hadn't finished yet.
"By 'elephant'… well, I hope you would know what I mean… " Supa Hungri wiggled his eyebrows, as he skillfully steered his seasoned stick… of girthy chicken leg towards a nearby beauty, who willingly took the full measure of the massive, marinated meat into her dainty, delicate mouth with relish. Her eyes widened as the sheer, tastefully *salty* flavour suddenly serenaded and tantalized her tastebuds, the sweet sticky glaze of the sauce streaking her face in the process as the chief pulled in and out, whilst the village chef, Ken Tucki, simultaneously gave her a thumbs up.
"Yes, That's what you get when you skillfully blend 11 different secret herbs and spices…
Well, did I cook, or did I cook?!" Ken Tucki said happily, as he continued frying both chicken and the readers simultaneously with the atrocious aside.
At this, Pep-Z Guy, who was now an Infamous Icon known for his saying true yet unpopular things (though as always this would be a tale for another time) opened his mouth to say something, but, upon remembering his 'punishment' from the 'big' men from last time, he for once... chickened out!
"As expected of our great village chief, he truly knows how to 'take care' of others..."
Just as the village chief was devouring a cob of corn, Ukan Trustmi interjected with some much-needed verbal brawn, in order to bring an end to the literal food-p*rn - at least, for now.
"But yes, do you remember the rival village chief? Well, we happened to find out a few things recently…"
"I know that things have not been easy for us. Well it turns out that it has not been easy for everyone. In the end, after I explained the situation to Max, Mr Scroogeux, well he said that this would be the right thing to do...
So yes! I hope that you could help me as we distribute these gifts to everyone, including everyone - in all the villages!!!"
Teetee gasped as he stopped himself just as he was about to make the signal.
"What?! Had he heard correctly?!"
Ukan Trustmi just said that he was going to provide all the villagers - from every village - with Running Water Systems, Crop growing blueprints and Animu Blu-rays?!
At this, one might very reasonably think that, well, oh great, all's well that ends well! Teetee wouldn't betray his village now right?!
And they would have been correct, had it not been for the fact that T.T. was not currently in a reasonable state of mind.
The repeated exposure to the "Top Ten Animu Betrayals" video and S.M.U.T indoctrination had thoroughly cleansed his cranium of common-sense.
Part of Teetee was considering calling the conniving cosplaying conspiracy off, but this was quickly cancelled by another tangential thought:
"B-but what about his Harem?!??!?!?!!!"
Teetee muttered as he grit his teeth.
He visualised the girl that had spurned him, instead - now being churned by him, in bed…!!!
Not to mention, he *wanted* to become a Top Ten-level Betrayer, like his idols on the Animu Video!!!
No… He couldn't let Ukan Trustmi ruin his plans…
Wildly, his mind careened off into crazy calculations.
H-He would have to kill him!!! Kill Ukan Trustmi, and then, once he delivered to the Rival village chief the treasures, well only then could he enjoy, with his harem, endless pleasures!!!!!
As images of S.M.UT. covers saturated his sanity, With this maniacal mindset, alongside a malevolent motion, Teetee… shut his eyes… and sent the signal!!!!