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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: The Art of Slow Disasters

 **Morning in Oakroot**

The sun rose over Oakroot Town like a lazy cat stretching—slow, golden, and utterly unconcerned with Kael's problems.

He'd spent the night in a *questionably* legal barn (the owner had taken one look at the panda and charged *triple*), and now, with straw in his hair and the distinct smell of *regret* clinging to him, Kael sat on a wobbly stool outside a tea shop. 

The Moon Fox licked its paw, eyeing the townsfolk with disdain. *"This place reeks of turnips and poor life choices."* 

Kael sighed. "It's *quaint*."

The panda, meanwhile, had discovered the joys of *flower boxes* and was currently *methodically* eating every petunia in sight. 

The tea shop owner—a round woman with flour-dusted cheeks—leaned over the counter. "Y'look like a man in need of honest work."

Kael blinked. "Do I?"

She nodded at his hair (still *technically* rainbow, though now more of a *muted* bruise-purple). "That, or yer cursed. Either way, I'll pay ya two silvers to fix my cellar door."

*Simple. Safe. No bandits, no rats, no life-threatening disasters.*

Kael should've known better.

The "cellar door" turned out to be a *rotted slab of wood* hanging by a single rusted hinge.

Kael poked it. The hinge *squeaked* like a dying goose.

Fox: *"This is beneath me."* 

Panda: *[Already chewing on the doorframe]*

Kael rolled up his sleeves. "How hard could it be?"

**Two Hours Later**

 

The door was *gone*. The *frame* was gone. The *wall* had a suspicious panda-sized hole in it.

The shop owner stared. "Y'replaced my door with *air*." 

Kael wiped sweat from his brow. "Technically, it's *more* efficient now. No door means no door problems."

She handed him *one* silver. "Get out."

 

Lunch was a *stale* meat pie (the panda had eaten the good ones) shared under a willow tree.

Lia appeared like a vengeful ghost, plopping down beside him. "Heard you *redefined architecture* today."

Kael groaned. "It was *one* wall."

She smirked, tossing a pebble at the panda—who *caught it mid-air and ate it*. "So. That thing's *S-rank*?"

"Yep." 

"And it's *useless*."

"*Hey,*" Kael protested, as the panda *licked mold* off a rock. "It's... *special*."

Lia snorted. "Special like a *three-legged horse*."

The Moon Fox, from Kael's shoulder: *"Accurate."*

Evening brought them to the town's lone inn, where Kael *attempted* to negotiate for a room.

Innkeeper: "No pets." 

Kael: "They're *emotional support* beasts." 

Innkeeper: *[Points at the panda, currently wrestling the inn's goose]* "That one's *felony* support."

The goose was *winning*.

That night—crammed into a hayloft *again*—Kael stared at the rafters.

 

Fox: *"You're brooding. It's annoying."*

 

Kael sighed. "We're supposed to be *training* for the Capital Games. But how?" He gestured to:

- The panda, *asleep* with its paws in a stolen soup pot.

- The fox, *refusing* to practice illusions out of spite.

- His hair, *still* faintly glowing. 

A pause. Then— 

Fox: *"...We could *not* embarrass ourselves.*"*

Kael threw a handful of hay at it. 

Dawn brought a *dusty* traveler to the barn, clutching a torn scroll.

"You Kael?" he rasped.

 

Kael sat up. "Uh. Yes?" 

The man shoved the scroll into his hands. "Message from the capital. *They've moved the Games up.* Y'got *three days*." 

The parchment fluttered open

, revealing two words:

 

**"Good luck."**

 

Fox: *"We're *double* doomed."*

 

Panda: *[Snoring into the soup pot]*

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