The Grand Verdant Cloud Tournament
The sect's annual tournament was meant to showcase elite disciples, not a guy who fought with meat skewers.
Yet here Luo Feng stood, in the center of the arena, wielding a glowing, BBQ-sauce-coated staff as his opponents trembled.
Elder Zhao (sweating): "This is an outrage! Since when does 'culinary qi' count as a combat style?!"
Luo Feng (grinning): "Since I invented it."
Behind him, the Fox Spirit waved a banner that read: "TEAM BBQ-FU—SPICY AND SAVORY!"
The Secret Technique: "Flaming Pork Tornado"
Luo Feng's Fire God Void Energy had merged perfectly with his love of grilled meat.
Opponent 1: Charged with a sword—got smacked with a rib roast. KO'd by deliciousness.
Opponent 2: Tried to counter—slipped on a puddle of honey glaze.
Young Master Zhao: Screamed "THIS ISN'T FAIR!"—got hit by a flying meat bun. Knocked unconscious mid-rant.
[SYSTEM: MISSION "WIN THE TOURNAMENT" – COMPLETE!]
[REWARD: 200 VOID ENERGY (FEAST GOD) – NEW ABILITY: "FLAVOR ENHANCEMENT AURA"]
Just as Luo Feng was crowned champion (while eating his own victory skewer), the sky ripped open.
A massive Void Dynasty banner unfurled in midair, and a thunderous voice announced:
"THE VERDANT CLOUD SECT HARBORS A HERETIC WHO STEALS DIVINE ENERGY. SURRENDER LUO FENG… OR BE ERASED."
Silence.
Then—the Death Queen materialized beside Luo Feng, grinning.
"Ooooh, someone's popular."
Li Qing's sword was already drawn, frost swirling. "We are not handing him over."
Luo Feng (mouth full): "Aw, you do care—"
Li Qing: "SHUT UP."
Before anyone could react, a Void Dynasty warship descended, its cannons charging with soul-rending energy.
Elder Zhao (panicking): "Luo Feng! Fix this!"
Luo Feng (looking at his half-eaten skewer): "…Can I at least finish my BBQ first?"
[To Be Continued!]