"Alan... Alan... wake up."
I heard a soft voice calling me. I opened my eyes, and what I saw was a beautiful woman with yellow hair.
Her yellow eyes were so beautiful, gleaming with light.
"Princess, you are so beautiful." I reached out and placed my hand on her cheek. Her skin was so soft and no acne whatsoever.
I then leaned closer to her. Our lips drew nearer and nearer.
Then, suddenly, the princess's face began to distort. It grew bigger... and rounder... and chubbier.
"What are you doing!?"
Suddenly, I was kicked and went tumbling onto the floor.
"Wh-what?" I muttered, half-asleep, rubbing my eyes. And what I saw in front of me... was not the princess, but my chubby friend.
Did I... did I just try to kiss him?
Uueerghh!
I felt nauseous just thinking about it. Bob simply shook his head.
"I didn't know you were inclined toward that path."
