"Wow, American Ass?"
Black Widow was the first to tease. "Barton, do you remember me telling you that not many people can compare to me in terms of figure, but Captain America can? Captain... can you share how you maintain your physique with us?"
Following Black Widow's words, everyone present couldn't help but size up Captain America's figure.
They might not have noticed before, but now that Black Widow had pointed it out, they really thought that Captain America's physique was damn good.
Some places were bigger than a woman's, and some places were curvier than a woman's.
If Captain America were to participate in a bodybuilding competition, winning the championship might be a bit exaggerated, but he should get a very good ranking.
"This physique is on par with Thor's," Loki nodded and said from the side.
Judging by his physique, the guy who could wield Thor's hammer had an extremely similar build to Thor himself.
This even gave Loki the illusion that maybe the hammer only liked muscle-bound men.
Was that why he couldn't pick it up?
"American Ass? That's a bit much, isn't it?"
Tony Stark scoffed, not taking it seriously. "Am I the only one who thinks Captain Rogers' uniform looks like a circus clown's outfit?"
"Stark, are you jealous?" Black Widow couldn't help but laugh.
"Jealous?" Tony Stark looked disdainful. "That's because I don't want to work out! Those muscles aren't suitable for a playboy billionaire like me! This is the perfect playboy physique!"
"Alright everyone, let's end the discussion about my physique here," Captain America, as ever, was stiff and boring, immediately interrupting the discussion. "Let's focus our energy on the questions."
Everyone at the scene temporarily calmed down and turned their attention back to the big screen.
" 'American Ass,' that doesn't sound like something you'd say after a battle with the other side," Hawkeye Barton said first. "To say something like that after defeating the Captain, I can only think of two possibilities."
"Either the person who beat Captain America is crazy, a pervert, or why else would they be focused on someone's ass after a fight…"
Speaking of which, Hawkeye couldn't help but glance at Loki beside him, and the others also turned their gazes towards Loki.
In everyone's eyes, Loki definitely fit the label of a pervert. He was a pitiful child whose heart was twisted because of a long-term lack of love.
If he wasn't crazy, who would launch a war against another, unrelated world just because they lacked love?
"Wait a minute, why are you all looking at me?" Loki immediately became unhappy, shaking his head repeatedly, "You're not thinking I'm a pervert, are you?"
"Mr. Loki, in my eyes, war criminals are all obsessive perverts," Nick Fury said to Loki with a serious expression, "Their psychology is definitely problematic, and I wouldn't be surprised at what kind of crazy things people with psychological problems can do."
Nick Fury was definitely qualified to say such things.
He went from a SHIELD rookie to the director of SHIELD, and he had dealt with countless terrorists, war criminals, extremely dangerous homicidal maniacs, and so on.
That sentence to Loki was truly Nick Fury's words of experience.
"Not just Loki, Thanos and Ultron are both freaks," Black Widow agreed, nodding her head.
Thanos led alien armies to invade Earth, and not just once. The mastermind behind many of the Earth's invasion battles is suspected to be Thanos.
He may even kill billions in the future, making him a complete freak! If he wasn't a freak, who would kill so many people? Although Ultron is a robot, he cannot be regarded as an ordinary robot.
From the various clues currently available, this guy's IQ is no lower than that of a human, and he can be completely regarded as a human.
A human with a steel body.
Therefore, the word "freak," used to describe and describe humans, is also appropriate for Ultron.
This guy wants to destroy humanity and destroy the Earth, making him a complete freak as well.
"That's right, all three of these choices are perverts," Hawkeye Barton said, nodding solemnly. "After beating their opponents, they don't enjoy the victory. Instead, they stare at their opponents' asses and make judgments. That's textbook pervert behavior."
"So what we need to do next is choose the one who best fits the criteria from these three perverts."
"We can probably rule out Captain America, right? It's impossible for a person to beat themselves, unless they have multiple personalities."
Hawkeye Barton summarized matter-of-factly, but as he said this, he couldn't help but glance at the big screen twice, feeling a little strange.
The other options were all pretty normal, but what was up with option C?
Even using his thighs to analyze it, he could rule it out. It was just there to make up the numbers.
It wasn't just Hawkeye Barton; everyone else at the scene felt the same way.
After all, option C in the problem was like a guy in a tracksuit suddenly walking into a serious business meeting.
It seemed so out of place, it was hard not to notice.
"Wait a minute," Black Widow interrupted Hawkeye, "Why is Captain America even one of the options? Isn't that a bit strange?"
"I mean, it's impossible for a person to defeat themselves. It's obviously illogical. Why would the system even offer such an option? Isn't that just giving away the answer?"
"Exactly, that option is a bit weird, a bit insulting to our intelligence," Tony Stark nodded solemnly. "Even as a distraction, it's just too low-quality."
It was like taking a high school final exam and suddenly encountering a true/false question: "1 + 1 = 3!" Anyone who wasn't completely brain-dead couldn't possibly get it wrong.
Such an option seemed a bit odd.
"This indeed doesn't fit the style of the system. The system has never set up such a low-quality, even absurd option," Nick Fury also nodded seriously.
Black Widow and Captain America, veterans of many rounds of the quiz, also expressed their agreement.
"Stark, you're the only one of us who participated in all the quizzes. What do you think?" Nick Fury asked Tony Stark in a low voice, his one good eye fixed on him.
"I think there's only one answer." Tony Stark pondered for a moment, then said seriously to everyone, stating his conclusion, "That is, the events in option C will really happen! Captain America will really fight Captain America! And he will defeat Captain America!"
"That's an interesting proposition, but Iron Man, how can a person fight himself? And defeat himself?" Loki shrugged on the side.
"Although he is Loki… but, I think he's right this time, Stark. A person can't fight himself." Hawkeye Barton also said thoughtfully.
Captain America, Black Widow, including Nick Fury, all frowned slightly, obviously still unable to digest Tony Stark's reasoning.
"Nick Fury, do you remember we had a question back then, one of the options said that Captain committed criminal acts for Bucky Barnes."
Facing everyone's puzzled gazes, Tony Stark continued to speak eloquently, "That option seems to be almost the same as this one, both are equally absurd and impossible."
"Because in everyone's understanding at the time, Bucky Barnes was already dead, and Pierce couldn't arrest Captain for Captain's seventy years of criminal activity!"
"So I deduce… Bucky Barnes is not dead, then everything makes sense."
"This option is the same, in my experience, it only makes sense if Captain America actually fought Captain America."
"But Stark…" Captain America started to ask a question, but Tony Stark cut him off before he could finish.
"Hold on a second. I know what you're going to say, that a person can't fight themselves, but I have to say, I'm a little disappointed."
"After all the quizzes, after witnessing so many incredible things, and you're still thinking with your old mindset."
"Guys, it's time to think outside the box!"
"We've already confirmed the existence of parallel universes, and Thor has told us what the six Infinity Stones are!"
"Then there's crazy magic, cloning technology, and 3D printing a human body like Vision… So now tell me, is it possible for a person to fight themselves?"
Tony Stark's words were very enlightening, and they immediately opened everyone's minds.
"Stark is right," Black Widow immediately nodded. "If someone clones or prints a Captain, or if Captain goes to another parallel world, wouldn't there be two Captains in that world?"
"Or maybe the Time Stone," Hawkeye Barton added. "Although we don't understand the Time Stone, since it's the Time Stone, shouldn't it be able to travel through time?"
"If Captain travels back in time, then there would also be two Captains in that time."
"Well said!" Tony Stark spread his hands, looking very satisfied. "That's what I wanted to say. Whatever the reason, Rogers versus Rogers could very well happen in the future!"
"If that's the case, then it just so happens to fit my other assumption," Hawkeye Barton thought of something and immediately nodded.
"I said before that I thought of two possibilities. One is that Captain's opponent is a pervert, and the other is that Captain's opponent is someone he knows!"
"That battle isn't the life-or-death struggle we imagined, but a kind of... friendly battle, like a sparring match."
"So that sentence is just a pure joke."
"If I choose option C, it would fit this situation perfectly. Although the two Captain Americas aren't the same person, the possibility of them killing each other shouldn't be high, right?"
The others didn't think two different Captain Americas would escalate to a life-or-death battle either.
After all, everyone had seen Captain America's personal moral qualities. They wouldn't kill another person who wasn't a bad guy.
Not to mention, that person would be themselves.
"So, the question is," Loki began, trying to get everyone's attention, "is the answer the crazy pervert you all mentioned, or Captain America himself? 'Captain America'? Is that his title? What an arrogant title."
"But I want to make one thing clear first. I might be a pervert in your eyes, and I accept that."
"But I absolutely, positively would never judge the opponent's ass after defeating them. That is impossible for me!"
Loki's voice was full of conviction, full of righteous indignation. This concerned the reputation of the great Loki, so he had to make it clear to everyone.
Unfortunately, no one at the scene seemed to care about Loki. His silent accusations were completely ignored.
"Everyone, now that Stark has confirmed that option C is a possibility, I think this question has become simple."
Nick Fury spoke, his one eye glancing at the big screen. "'That's definitely American Ass.' Notice the word 'definitely'! Whoever said that, it means they knew about this teasing of Captain Rogers before."
"That person must be an acquaintance of Captain Rogers!"
"Loki and Thanos are both aliens and not on Earth. We can rule them out first; the possibility of them hearing this kind of teasing is too small."
"As for Ultron, he was most likely created by Stark and later turned against him. I don't think he's likely to become friends with Captain Rogers, become familiar, and hear this kind of teasing."
"Even if it's possible, it definitely wouldn't be as likely as Captain Rogers himself. No one knows Captain Rogers better than himself!"
Nick Fury's words made everyone at the scene nod in agreement.
As Nick Fury said, once you figured out the problem with option C, the question was actually pretty simple, not very difficult at all.
The difficulty lay in option C, in whether everyone could break free from their ingrained way of thinking and accept something that seemed impossible under normal circumstances.
Once you accepted it, the answer to the question was obvious.
"I choose C, Captain America, Steve Rogers!"
Everyone on site had answered the question once. A new round of answering began, and after a brief discussion, the second round of answers started with Hawkeye, Barton.
He didn't waste any words, and directly stated his answer to the big screen.
[Correct Answer!]
[Congratulations to the respondent, Clint Barton, for receiving a Body Attribute Enhancement Card!]
[The reward has been issued, please check it!]
As expected, the system immediately provided feedback, confirming the correct answer.
At the same time, a seemingly ordinary small card appeared in Hawkeye Barton's hand.
Without a doubt, it was the body attribute enhancement card.
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