> "They turned tsunderes into warlords.
The confession scenes now come with casualties."
— Deadpool, ducking a flying love letter missile
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[Location: World-889 – Genre Classification: Romantic Comedy (Now Inverted)]
Upon arrival, the team found themselves dropped into a pastel-colored battlefield.
Heart-shaped landmines.
Exploding chocolate.
Sniper couples yelling, "I-it's not like I wanted to shoot you, baka!!"
The sky rained sakura petals… laced with passive-aggressive energy.
Kazuma:
> "This was supposed to be a harmless genre!
Why does that guy have a bouquet rocket launcher?!"
MC (analyzing):
> "The Reversal Logic turned every unresolved emotion into a weapon.
This world thrives on 'will-they-won't-they' energy.
Now… it's just won't-they-stab-each-other."
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[Scene: First Encounter – The Rejected Confession Brigade]
A group of elite soldiers emerged from behind a destroyed love confession hill.
They wore school uniforms modified into tactical gear.
Each held a weapon forged from failed relationship tropes.
Their leader?
A heartbreak-powered bishounen wielding a sword shaped like a rejection letter.
> "We are the Broken Feelings Battalion.
We strike down sincerity."
MC (nodding):
> "Dramatic. I respect it. I'm still going to end it."
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[Battle Begins – Emotions Fly, Literally]
Serafall summons a "Mega Magical Love Net" to trap flirting projectiles.
Rimuru absorbs a Jealousy Slime before it evolves into a subplot.
Batman throws smoke bombs made of awkward silences.
Kazuma casts "Steal" and ends up with someone's tragic backstory by accident.
Deadpool writes fake love letters mid-fight and causes three couples to elope on the spot.
Buggy:
> "This battlefield is run by shipping charts and delusion!"
MC:
> "Exactly. And I'm here to delete the entire pairing board."
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[Scene: The Love Interest Queen Appears]
A throne rises from the broken terrain.
Sitting atop it, crowned in roses and menace, is Mirror-Rias.
Cold. Beautiful. Merciless.
> "No more teasing. No more waiting.
I take love now."
She points at MC.
> "And you will belong to me… or be erased from the story."
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[Final Exchange]
MC (stepping forward):
> "You're not her.
You're the idea of her with all the vulnerability stripped away.
You are love… without softness."
The sky dims.
His coat flutters.
He unsheathes the Reality Anchor Blade.
> "Let's rewrite this world back to what it meant to be: awkward, ridiculous, and full of stupid, sincere feelings."
They clash.
Heartbeats and sword swings echo across the void.
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[System Notification]
> Mission Phase 1 Complete: Rom-Com Reversal Purged
Next Destination: Shonen Action Hell – Where Hope Yells Louder Than Logic
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End of Chapter 57: Love Hurts, Literally