???
Sigh
Another boringmillennia
Just another decamillennium until my next century off
Sigh
At least the pay is good
"Send the next batch in" I say to my assistant
"Yes sir!" It replies
Another batch of a hundred souls ready to be processed and reincarnated
"Ok first up…wow how did a mortal get such a tainted soul?" I ask my assistant
"It says here this mortal liked to consume the flesh of children" It replied
"Yeah that'll do it, I guess I'll make him a cockroach. Next!"
A grey soul appears before me
"Quite average, why not a eagle? Next."
Next up is a pure white soul
I let out a Whistle
"Not every day you see such a pure soul! What should I make you a dragon? A prince? Maybe a Ang-"
"Um sir?" My Assistant interrupted me
"What" I ask annoyed
"Didn't #%^*# want the next pure soul we found" It said hesitantly
"Ah…right. That's to bad with a body like that this soul will be tainted quickly." I replied with a regretful sigh
"Um #%^*# requested the soul remain in possession of its memories so that such a event doesn't occur" My assistant said in a quiet tone
"What? What! That bitch actually wants me to break the rules for her!" I Yell as my realm begins to shake
"She really expects Me! ME! To disobey £##*%£%##€ just because she doesn't want to see her toys fight again!"
"Where does she get the the Nerve?! I mean if she really wanted to stop her toys from killing each other she'd intervene herself! It's not like she hasn't before! But no! She insists on just watching over them like a pervert and then complains and makes unreasonable demands when things don't go her way!" I complain with a huff
"U-Um she's offered a #%^<*#> as compensation" My Assistant stated meekly
"A #%^<*#>, Really?!" I ask hoping my ears weren't deceiving me
"Y-Yes sir!" My Assistant replied with newfound confidence
" Ha, Ha Ha, HaHaHaHaHa" I laugh
"See this is why I always say #%^*# is such a kind and compassionate ???, She is always looking out for the Mortals living in her realms and she is such a trustworthy friend! Don't you agree?"
"Of course Sir!" It replies
"Goodbye my dear pure soul" I say as I send the soul to #%^*# with its memories intact
Soon after #%^<*#> appeared before me
"Heh Heh with this I'll actually be able to afford a Millennia long vacation!" I say with bright eyes
"W-Will you take me along Sir?" My Assistant asks expectingly
I look at it with a huge smile and reply "What are you saying of course not!"
Assistant= :(
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ALEX
Huh I'm alive?
Why is it so dark?
It's so hard to move, I feel cramped
Suddenly light arrived
And my eyes granted the gift of Vision once more were greeted by the sight of a beautiful woman with Long Blue hair and matching Blue Eyes
Unfortunately this beauty was currently holding a dagger to my throat