-Person(to the parents): "Huh, didn't expect them to pull an unexpected guest, and I've got no information about this one, I won't be able to traumatize him."
-???2: "Do you perhaps have another plan?"
-Person: "Ah yes, I do, don't worry."
-???1: "What is it then?"
-Person: "Just wait for my partners to come."
-???1 and 2: "partners?"
judge: "Quiet everyone, since they got a new lawyer, we can proceed to the evidence-"
-Boberuto: "Excuse me, your honor, I would like to first ask a question to the other party."
-Judge: "They don't have any witness."
-Boberuto: "Has it to be a witness?"
-Judge: "Hmm, actually, you are right, you can go on."
Both parents go to sit next to the judge.
-Boberuto: "I've got some questions for both of you, if I may ask, ahem, something that wasn't mentionned before is, for what reason were you both arrested exactly?"
-???1: "Well you weren't here when we said it, but we were unfortunately arrested for nothing, we were innocent! (nuh uh)"
-Boberuto: "Hm, how long did you guys spend in jail?"
-???2: "about 2 years of suffering"
-Boberuto: "Why did it take 2 years to prove you two innocent?"
-???1: "uhh..."
-Boberuto: "Actually, what you guys were even charged for?"
-???2: "umm, oh yes, we were charged for um, murder yeah"
-Boberuto: "Is that so? I have a hard time believing this.
-Person(thinking): {damn it, that guy knows what he's doing}
-Boberuto: And you still haven't answered my question, why did it take so long for you to be proven?"
-???1: "Well they accused us of murder 2 years ago, while the real duo killers managed to escape, but they still continued their investigation that took 2 years until they finally found the real killers and freed us."
-Boberuto: "How did they find the killers?"
-???2: "You're asking a little too many questions"
-Judge: "You aren't allowed to complain about that, it's how things work here."
-???1: "ugh...uhh they had a clever group of investigators and even so, they took 2 years to find them, mind you that the killers just made a tiny mistake that led to their arrest, if it wasn't that we'd be still in jail, who knows maybe for a lifetime!"
-Boberuto: "I see...well I don't have any other question to ask"
-Judge: "If so, we can now finally proceed to the evidence of each party."
A few minutes later.
A group of people entered the room.
-Person: "Finally, they came."
-Riku: "Who are these?"
-Person: "These are our 'evidence searcher', they brought all the evidence we need against you."
-Masani: "no way!"
-Judge: "Interesting, please go on."
The whole group brought tons of things, including a board? and video cast, and some juice.
-Person: "First of all, we've got this video proving that Riku is a menace to society!"
The video.
Riku, or a fake Riku, was in a public park
-Fake Riku: "hehe I destroyed this kid's sand castle, am evil!"
-Kid (grown man in disguise btw): "Oh noo! This man is so cruel! ahhh!"
Back at the court.
-Riku: "You honor, DON'T TELL ME YOU FELL FOR SUCH A VIDEO!"
-Judge: "Oh hoho, of course I didn't believe, anyone can see it's fake from a thousand kilometers"
-Riku: "Oh you do?"
-Judge: "Yes I do, and I also didn't believe all the crap they've been saying since earlier, but, that doesn't mean you also are safe."
-Person: "haha your honor, this one is justb a joke, we weren't serious hehe."
-Person(thinking): {damn it! thought she was dumb, uh I still got one more plan-}
The bid doors open, again, how much has it been ? 4 times since this door's been opened, who is it this time...oh, it's the cops??
-Judge: "What a twist? May I know what's going on, dear police man?"
-Policeman 1: "We're here to arrest someone."
-Person: "Must be Riku-"
-Policeman 2: "It's you 3."
-???1: "What?"
-???2: "What do you mean us?"
-Policeman 3: "You've managed to escape jail illegally?"
-???1: "illegally? But we were bailed out."
-policeman 1: "A fake bail, plus you were arrested for extreme child abuse, a bail would've been denied the moment you did it, it just so happens that the guard was stupid as hell."
Both parents stare at the mysterious person.
-Policeman 3: "About you now, you are also suspected in multiple illegal businesses you and your partner's been doing."
-Person: "Hey calm down, guys, you've got the wrong guy."
-Policeman 2: "You're the guy we've been chasing for so long, you fake bail criminals and take them to court, and we couldn't stop you for so long until another criminal kinda helped us."
-Riku: "he? Who could that be?"
The big door opens again, man, I'm tired of this.
-Akanishi: "Hello everyone!"
-Masani: "Akanishi? Thought you had something to do?"
-Akanishi: "I did, it me who warned the polic.e"
-Riku: "Really? That was you, the criminal that helped them?"
-Akanishi: "...they called me a WHAT"
-Masani: " a criminal, something like that"
-Akanishi: "Hmph, I guess I'm kinda of a criminal, anyway wanna know how I pulled this off?"
-Riku: "Ye, how did you find their secrets???"
-Akanishi: "It all started a few hours ago..."
flashback.
Right after Akanashi took Riku and Masani to the court.
-Akanishi: "Good luck!"
-Riku: Ah yeah thanks, I'll need it."
a few minutes later.
-Akanishi: "Those two were in jail, huh? What for? As a former guy who went to jail, I should know if they were legally bailed out or nah, let me do that sale thing I did before! Searching every jail one by one...this is gonna take some time"
Right after saying that, Akanashi started spam calling every jail there was in Japan, asking about the two parents. Some time later, he gets a response from a countryside jail and goes there instantly.
-Guard (same guys from chapter 25): "So why did you wanna know about them?"
-Akanishi: "I've experienced this before and I know a bail isn't easy, so for what did they get arrested for?"
-Guard: "Child abuse"
-Akanishi: "damn you're so straightforward...Child abuse?!"
-Guard: "Yes that was the reason."
-Akanishi: "They got bailed for child abuse?!"
-Guard: "Well I thought that was weird too, but I freed them."
-Akanishi: "What type of child abuse?"
-Guard: "extreme"
-Akanishi: "Who bailed them out?"
-Guard: "An unknown dude."
-Akanishi: "Was it the first time that dude bailed someone out here?"
-Guard: "no, he came multiple time bailing out different prissoners he didn't even had any relation with"
-Akanishi: "bingo! aight thank you for the help lilttle guard, here is 1 millionn yen"
-Guard: "oh my god!"
1 hour later.
Akanishi went back to japan and went to the biggest police station of the capital.
-Akanishi: "ayo sup dudes"
-Policeman 1: "the hell, what brought you here again?"
-Akanishi: "missed me huh? i have something to report to you guys"
-Policeman 2: "something to report?"
-Akanishi: "there is a court going on right now, and one of the parties there were originally arrested"
-Policeman 3: "maybe they are doing court to be proven innocent"
-Akanishi: "they were bailed out illegally"
-All the policeman: "WHAT?"
-Akanishi: "ye, some mysterious dude bailed them out, tho you can't really bail out someone who was arrested for extremme child abuse can you?"
-Policeman 1: "we're going there right now!"
back to now.
-Riku: "huh, well there plan was just stupid, atrocious, disgusting, cruel, unclever, did i mention stupid? horrible...[holy yap]"
-Masani: "welp, guess we won?"
-Akanishi: "what is boberuto even doing here? where is shuuji"
-Bobeurto: "hey, if it weren't for me, Riku would've lost a lot sooner"
-Riku: "and about your shuuji, that coward ran away, fortunatly i know where he lives"
after that, all four of them did a certain pose.
End of chapter.