Here we go...
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
"It's a tie!"
"It's a tie!!"
"Sho!!"
"Chop!"
"Pah!"
"We won!"
"I losteeeeeee!?"
"What are these guys doing?" they say as they stare coldly at us.
…Hehehe, I guess it can't be helped that you don't understand.
"Rock, paper, scissors" is an original game that I brought with me when I was reincarnated into another world.
For now, this is a decision that only applies between me and my sister.
"Well then, I won, so I'll fight."
"Wait! Shouldn't the loser do it? It would be a disadvantage to have to go through all the trouble!"
"You're not good at giving up, sis."
Both siblings are angry when their young lady is insulted.
The right to bring down the hammer with his own hand should be given to the victor.
"It's okay. Winning or losing rock-paper-scissors is a trivial matter. The real loser is him."
In the makeshift ring, a self-proclaimed champion named More was already waiting with a demonic look on his face.
I had just been completely ridiculed, so I felt a strong desire for revenge.
「You bastards, stop messing around with me…! It doesn't really matter, we don't have to decide who's going to fight! Bring it on, you two!」
"What a foul-mouthed young lady."
Language like that will make me lose the desire to rape you after beating you up.
"If either of us fights alone, it's for our own good. I want to take away your excuse."
"What did you say...?!"
"I won't give you the excuse of saying, 'It took two people to win, so it's no wonder I lost.' The reason you lost was purely down to your own ability. You lost because you were weak. Other than that, I will thoroughly eliminate any excuses to turn a blind eye to reality."
So that's it....
"Sensei, I have a favor to ask. Shall we make this a best-of-three match?"
"So, in three rounds, the first one to get two points wins? I see, that would reduce the chance that the outcome would be influenced by chance…"
"No, I'm not."
Correct Teacher Whip's misunderstanding.
"We'll play three matches, and if More wins even once, I'll count it as the final victory. I'm fine with a best-of-two rule or something like that."
"What?!"
As expected, More becomes enraged when he hears this.
「Are you trying to give me a handicap?! Doesn't that mean I have to win three times in a row to be guaranteed victory?!」
"It's not an 'intention', it's a handicap."
Anyway, in this match, we'll thoroughly demonstrate the difference in our abilities.
I will make sure he pays for insulting Lady Starf.
"If you're not happy, we can make it a best of five instead of three. Or maybe even a best of ten? Either way, I just want you to win one."
"Don't mess with me! Well then, I'll beat you in the first round of the best-of-three match! I'll watch the mad look on your face after you lose!"
It's starting to burn nicely.
Those around watch this strange turn of events with bated breath.
"Show me no mercy, Moa!"
Her master, a Takarazuka beauty, is especially excited.
"For the sake of our territory's prestige, defeat these insolent people! That is your role!"
"I know, Bloom!"
Moa-san pulled the sword hanging from his waist from its sheath and held it in his hand.
I'd confirmed in previous matches that the blade isn't lethal when drawn, but it's still intimidating when the tip is pointed at you.
"I will teach you, poor prey! My guardian, Claymore's vocation is [Swordsman]! Most of the many direct combat classes are proficient in the use of swords, but the [Swordsman] trait takes that even further!"
Master is revealing his cards right now.
"Moa's skill, Swordsmanship (A), represents his optimum use with the weapon of the sword! Even [Warrior] and [Knight] skills can't compare to this! Defeating Moa in a one-on-one duel would be an extremely difficult task!"
Is that so?
Well then, I guess I'll take out what I've got too.
"!?"
"What is that?!"
The opponent facing him and his master standing behind him were both perplexed.
In my hand I hold my most favorite weapon: a stick.
...but it's the shortest.
It's a mortar and pestle!
"You bastard! What is that? Are you kidding me?!"
"It's a pestle. It's useful for grinding sesame seeds."
The act of flattery is necessary for servants.
Huh? That's not what you meant?
"This bastard... it seems like he wants to make a fool of me! Do you think you can have a satisfying match with me with that short little stick?"
"That line is obscene."
If I had a masochistic personality, I might have gotten an erection.
"Shut up! At this point, I have no choice but to make you understand with my own body! Make you regret your foolishness!"
Moa charges forward and raises his sword.
His movements were truly graceful and efficient. Perhaps this was the result of his aptitude skill, "Swordsmanship (A)".
Her sword stroke accurately hit the top of my head, and even if she had drawn the blade, it was enough to split my head open and kill me...
"Here you go."
With a crack, the iron imitation sword broke.
This was the result of the rolling pestle I swung hitting the blade of the sword.
"What?!"
"Here and there."
Then he puts the tip of the rolling pin to Moa's nose.
If you push it hard enough, it's not likely you'll shatter the soft nasal bone.
"What happens if a [Swordsman] loses his sword?"
"...!?"
The sword she was holding had snapped off at the base, leaving only the hilt.
It can no longer be called a sword.
In that state, the fatal blow is on standby.
"...The contest is over. The winner is Sao-kun."
"What?! Wait a sec! I'm not there yet...!"
"What can you do without your weapons? If you're strong, you need to know when to quit."
Well, first we need to win.
As I stated at the beginning, we plan to go for a best-of-three match, so I'll move on to the second match.
It's a good idea to prepare a replacement for any broken swords, even a real one if you like.
"No, that's it."
With that said, the beautiful Takarazuka-esque Ms. Bloom stepped onto the arena.
"Moa was completely defeated in this match. There's no need to add to his shame by fighting two or three more matches. I'm sure Sao-kun will win in a row."
"You admit it so easily. Don't you trust your subordinates?"
"Even if you believe in it, the outcome won't change. As the teacher said, the important thing is knowing when to quit."
That judgment is certainly correct.
However, even I, the enemy, was unsatisfied with it.
"Wait, Bloom-sama! I'm not there yet...!"
"Shut up you useless person and don't embarrass me any more."
Moa was speechless after the harsh scolding.
"In contrast, your abilities are amazing, Sao-kun. It seems that you are not just a joke when you call yourself rare. If you have such skill, it is only natural that you didn't participate in the play match and instead waited to see what would happen."
"Thank you"
"I am truly envious of the Zelizal Territory for having such talented people. I will also apologize to Miss Staaf. It was my fault for making such thoughtless remarks to you."
My lady's expression didn't change in response to the rather awkward apology...
"Bloom-sama, I will teach you the tricks to obtaining useful personnel."
"...What is it?"
"It's about trust and compassion. Though our positions as master and servant are different, apart from that we are all the same human beings. We should be equals. Standing above others means nothing other than having responsibility."
The other person is taken aback by the young lady's sudden preaching.
"You can only become loved and cherished by trusting someone like a friend and caring for them like family. If you want a helpful person by your side, Bloom-sama, why don't you try behaving in the same way?"
"... Your idea is very sweet."
With that as a parting shot, the beautiful Takarazuka actress turned on her heels and walked away.
"Ah, wait up, Bloom-sama!"
A boyish beauty chases after it.
Is this the end of the event?
"Yes, it was a very meaningful experience."
Instructor Whip said with satisfaction.
"We hold friendly matches for freshmen every year, but the content has never been at such a high level. To be able to overpower an A rank aptitude skill, SS rank really is in a different league...!"
"Analysis is good, but I also think it's important to put effort into instruction."
Is this teacher okay?
Like this, I ended up standing out unintentionally on the first day of school. I'm sure it won't affect my student life from tomorrow onwards, right?
It was an opening filled with a mixture of anxiety and anticipation.
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However, when you actually spend time there, life at the Royal School goes on smoothly and without any particular ups and downs.
Well, that's about it.
Although youth glamorizes student life, in reality it's much more peaceful than working life and is just the same every day.
...That's what I, the reincarnated person, say.
However, as expected of a school run by the kingdom, the studies are strict.
There are so many assignments and tests, it's hard to keep up.
Both the young lady and her sister study every day when they return to the mansion, panting as they go.
"I'm always studying and I don't have time for sex...!"
"If you're going to moan, I want it to be only on the bed...!"
She completes her assignments while crying.
The main content of study was the knowledge and education necessary for members of the aristocracy.
They study history, learn etiquette, and also study a lot to master the business management and calculation techniques that they will need when they actually become lords.
Still, because of the knowledge I have from my previous life, I have it much easier than the other students.
On top of that, I would help my older sister with her studies, and when she finished her assignments I would reward myself by ejaculating inside her vagina, and I spent my days in a fulfilling way.
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But there is one thing that makes me feel uneasy or suspicious...
I'm talking about that classmate named Bloom.
Ever since the friendly match on the first day of school, they've been trying to get close to us whenever they get the chance.
-- "Hey Miss Starf! What's the elective class today? Music? I think I'll go there too!"
-- "Hey Miss Starf! You've been given a lot of homework today. I wonder if it would be more efficient if we did it all together?"
-- "Hey Miss Starf! Are you free tomorrow?... What? That's a guilty way to invite me?"
They just stick around like that and it's annoying.
The first to be spoken to was Lady Starf, who is in the same position as me, the daughter of a lord, but she was so persistent that I ended up snapping, "You're annoying meeeeee!!"
"What do those men and women want from us?"
My sister was suspicious.
The man and woman probably refers to Ms. Bloom, but she is probably a man and woman who is mainly popular with women.
"You certainly do view us as special. After all, you destroyed her chance to take control of the class on the first day. You think the only way to bounce back is to do something about us first?"
To exclude or to include.
Judging from his recent behavior, it seems like he is trying to curry favor with them.
"What's the point of doing something like that? You graduate from school in a few years, right? There's no point in trying to rule the world then."
"Maybe it'll give you some advantage after you graduate, I don't know."
The Royal Academy is supposedly an elite course, so gaining as much of an advantage as possible here will hopefully lead to a bright future, or something like that.
She's probably a very ambitious woman just as she looks.
"Whatever it is, it doesn't matter what other people think! Don't drag me into this!"
Lady Staaf, who bears the brunt of such influence, is the very victim.
「It's obvious that she's after Sao-san! But she can't lay hands on a human servant! She keeps coming at me! I can't keep up with her, so next time Sao-san, please deal with her directly!」
"It is the nobility's responsibility to socialize with other nobles. A servant cannot interfere."
So, my lady, please act as a shield for that aggressive Takarazuka beauty for a while longer.
"Nugaaaaaahh! Yes!"
"Your lady is broken?!"
And with a few exceptions, student life continues without any major issues...
A change occurred.