"Seriously?" I asked, wiping the blood off my katana on the corpse.
Serika finished killing the remaining enemies, and looked at me.
"Well, I always wanted to say that!" she exclaimed.
"By God, you're like a child." I said with a sigh.
Our conversation with her made Sasha laugh, and we laughed after her.
"I like the dynamics of your family's relationship." She said, stopping laughing, to which we simply smiled.
To be honest, this fight didn't even last five minutes. There were over 30 corpses lying around us, which was a bit alarming, since such a fight should have attracted the guards, and their bodies would have joined the ranks of corpses.
Although it sounds pretty terrible, but they attacked first, and we were just defending ourselves, so it's not our fault.
The guards never showed up, and the streets were empty.
Maybe those men told everyone not to meet them?
The guards already think that we were captured, and they can't imagine that we killed everyone.
We didn't stay in the city for long, since there was nothing else of interest to us here.
In fact, it was good that those guys attacked us, they had a decent amount of coins with them, which now passed to us. This indirectly confirmed that that guy was some kind of nobleman or something like that. But who in their right mind would carry that kind of money?
When we approached the gate, the guard who was on guard duty was clearly scared. So this meant that everyone who was sent to capture us was killed. He didn't stop us, but I'm sure they would be looking for us, but I didn't really care.
We also decided on a plan. Namely, we'll go after the vampire, Serana.
"Do any of you know where we should go?" I asked.
"Well, even though I played the game, I don't think I know where that cave is." My wife said.
"I know roughly where it is. As far as I remember, this cave is called "Dimhollow Crypt", and it's located in the district of "The Pale"." Sasha said.
Serika and I exchanged glances, and then looked at Sasha again.
Noticing our glances, she bowed her head rather sweetly and asked.
"What?"
"Oh, just how much time did you spend on the game?" Serika asked.
"Yes, since you know the names and locations of those locations." I added.
Sasha blushed at our words and turned away, and quietly said.
"More than fifteen thousand hours."
"..."-I
"..."-Serika.
"Don't look at me like that! It was my favorite game, which kept me company after school, university and work. I forgot myself in it!"
"Well, we don't have anything against it. We were just surprised how much time you spent in this game. I mean, after all, it's not a very fun game…"-I said.
"Well, that's what mods are for."-she said and turned away.
So she's one of those people who downloads thousands of mods for Skyrim, and then plays in this mess? Honestly, I never understood these people, why download trillions of mods, so that later they can use only a few, and in general, when I played games, I primarily played them to relax and learn an interesting story, and not to climb into the mod designer.
"Did you download the sex mod?"-Serika asked.
I could only roll my eyes at her, as I knew my wife very well, and that she would most likely ask this question.
Sasha simply blushed and did not answer, but her reaction told us everything.
In the end, we simply followed her, and although it was impossible to get to this place in a few minutes, we ran at high speed and literally in a few minutes, we found ourselves in front of a cave, where we were immediately noticed by two elves with red eyes.
Of course, when elves are mentioned, you usually imagine a tall creature with a beautiful face, which most likely has an androgynous appearance, which is difficult to distinguish their gender, and not like in Skyrim ...
It's like Gollum was crossed with elves, and the result was well, what elves are like in Skyrim ...
"Fresh meat, it came to us itself." - said one vampire elf.
"Yes, I can already feel that taste ..." - said another, licking his lips.
Hey, are you vampires or cannibals? Shouldn't you say that you had some tasty blood or something like that... Kill me, I'm going to puke from these two.
They were about to attack us, but Serika disappeared, or rather, moved quickly. Finding herself behind the vampires, she quickly began to strike with her katana, and finished her attack by putting the katana in its sheath. The two vampires simply froze, and one might think that she didn't even harm them, but after a few seconds, they crumbled into small cubes.
Of course, this didn't surprise me much, since knowing our weapons, I was sure that they were capable of such a thing, but Sasha just opened her mouth, and I thought that her jaw would just fall to the ground at any moment.
"Well, ladies, shall we go save the vampire?" my wife asked with a grin and winked at Sasha, which made her blush again.
It really is easy to make her blush, although most likely we used to be the same.
Anyway, we entered the cave ready to rip all the vampires into sashimi.
Well, as expected, all the vampires inside the cave were so damn weak that they couldn't even fight back, although in fact, we were holding back a lot.
I mean, we don't have such fantastic strength, we just can't die, but these vampires generally served as cannon fodder.
We even started playing a game of "cut the vampire into cubes". In which Serika won.
Quite soon, we came out to some ancient ruins, where we were met by vampires who were stronger than all the others. And of course, they wanted to deliver a villainous monologue, which Serika doesn't like, and in the end, she simply cut off their heads.
After that, we went out to the center of the ancient ruins, where we had to solve a puzzle, which Sasha solved in thirty seconds. And from the center a stone coffin moved out, in which Sasha's girlfriend was sealed... *ahem*, I mean the future girlfriend.
"Are you ready?" I asked, to which Sasha nodded, and stood in the middle, pressing on the stone slab, from which the stone shutters moved aside, and we saw the girl who fell into Sasha's arms, she didn't even have time to really come to her senses, as she sank her teeth into Sasha's neck...
NANI?!
And although this alarmed me, because this was not in the game, as well as the fact that she has... CAT EARS AND A TAIL!
This definitely wasn't in the game, unless it was mods...
When I looked at Sasha, she was all red and breathing heavily, and under her there was... a puddle... No, it wasn't urine, but another liquid... She only had an orgasm from a vampire bite...
I already stopped understanding anything, as did Serika, who was standing next to me, also surprised...
Something tells me that this world of Skyrim with "mods" that a certain cat girl chose, and of course we won't point fingers...
We just have to wait for these two to finish having "sex" right in front of our eyes.