A sound similar to cloth being ripped apart silenced the good chuckle we were having at my brother's expense.
We all turned to the source.
Inspiration struck!
There are four maxims in life commonly referred to as the four F's. Fighting, fleeing, fornicating, and feeding. Failing to engage in any of them means the end of the perpetual cycle of life. Millions of years of code passed down from parent to child are thus interrupted. If one does not fight, then one is killed. If one does not flee, then one is killed. If one does not fornicate, then the lineage ends. If one does not feed, then one simply starves to death.
It is simple, natural, obvious, mandatory, and expected.
Those who never fight are weak. Those who never flee are fools. Those who never fornicate are sterile of heart. Those who never eat are unnatural.
