Inside a pure white room, a man with black hair, a chubby physique and black eyes sat on a chair. Facing him was a beautiful woman with auburn hair and pure blue-brown eyes.
The man had a permanent blank look, his eyes holding caution as he listened to the words of the woman sitting on the other side of the desk. The atmosphere.
"You are hereby sentenced to a million years in hell. Your punishment is being burned alive and then eaten like a steak by a bunch of hungry hell trolls." The man stared at the woman blankly.
"Then, you will have your eyes pecked by lava-hot beaks from hellish birds. After which, you will be forced to be gang raped by those same trolls with piping hot penises."
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"Are you sure this is supposed to be my punishment? Why don't you check the name or something?" The man asked with a blank look, his mind turning and spinning.
What kind of punishments were those? He knows he deserved it, but he does not want that shit. So, the only thing he could try to do was make sure he was Scott-free.
"Hmmm, let me check." The woman looked back at her documents, her eyes still naive. It seems like this angel was new to the job. The man smirked inside his head.
"Your name is Matt Walsh, right?" The woman asked, and the man shook his head. He only had one chance to escape a million years of punishment from those trolls.
"Huh! No way I got it wrong! This is my third time doing this." The woman opened her eyes wide as she looked down at the document. Her mind raced to figure out how to fix this mess.
"Maybe look at that document there? Maybe that one is mine." Matt said with a smile as he pointed to a single document, shining with a single line over it.
The angel quickly nodded in panic as she took the glowing document into her hands. She opened it and read the document out to Matt.
"Joseph Jones. Cured cancer and donated 1 trillion dollars to charity. Wow! You are granted the chance to be reborn in a world and power of your choice," The woman said with shining eyes.
"Yes, that's my name!" Matt smiled as he looked at the document with a sharp light in his eyes. Cured cancer? Now, imagine how rich that person would become.
"Well, go ahead and choose your world and ability. Unless you want to go to heaven?" The woman asked with a curious look. Matt smirked as he shook his head.
"I want to be transmigrated into the world of One Piece in the body of a 17-year-old Gojo Satrou, 1 year before the war on top," Matt said with a smirk as he felt his excitement rise.
"Done, next?" The woman said as she checked something out on the shining document.
"For my ability, I want a template system that allows me to get an anime character template. The first template is Gojo Satrou, and then after maxing the template out, I could spin for a new template." Matt explained with a serious face.
"Done. I hope you have a good new life, Joseph Jones." The woman smiled in happiness as she put her hands together to pray. Matt felt his pants tighten at the innocent expression.
"You two~" A white spinning vortex appeared behind Matt, and Matt was sucked into the portal. The angel then called in the next person.
"Hello, what is your name?" Learning from her previous mistakes. The angel smiled brightly, her white teeth showing as she asked for the man's name.
"My name is Joseph Jones."
"huh?"
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A white portal appeared and spat out a man with white hair and blue eyes. He wore dark shades that blocked the sun's rays. His body fell from the sky, the air heating up around him.
Boom!
Matt or Satoru groaned as his body broke the speed of sound, causing a sonic boom around his body. His eyes widened as he noticed a pirate ship getting closer.
"Oh shi-"
Boom!
Satrou crashed into the boat with the force of an elephant, and a loud explosion woke anyone sleeping or doing something. The pirates scrambled in panic as they took their weapons up.
"What in the crusty crew happened?!" The pirate captain asked with gritted teeth, as his golden teeth, or were they yellow? Whatever. They gleamed in the sun.
"C-Captain! Somebody smashed our mast!" The subordinates of the captain shouted with fear. The captain's expression turned sour as fury took over his expression.
"Smashed my mast? Get him! Don't let him take another breath!" The captain shouted as he charged forward to the hole in the ship. The subordinates nodded as they attacked the hole.
Satoru groaned as he pushed himself from the hard wooden floor. His palm gripped the wood and cracked from his strength as he looked up into the hole above him.
The sun shone inside from the hole, and Satoru grinned as he felt his blue eyes work their magic. His eyesight was 360, and he saw through the walls like an X-ray.
"Though it looks like I am already racking up body counts~" Satrou's eyes gleamed with a deep, concerning excitement as he looked through the walls to see the pirates rushing towards him.
Crack!
Satoru enhanced his body through cursed energy, and his muscles were washed with his deep blue cursed energy. His Six Eyes did their job perfectly.
Satrou looked up as a pirate looked down the hole, and the ground cracked under him as he jumped into the air. Satoru flew off the ground like a missile, his punch ready.
Boom!
A small shockwave was released as blood splattered on Satoru's face. A head rose into the air like a football, and blood sprayed everywhere. Satoru smiled, familiar with the scent of iron in the air.
"You bastards! What do you think you are doing? Attack him!" The captain looked at Satoru with bloodshot eyes and raised his cutlass, ready to take that bastard's head from his shoulders.
"RHAGWG!" The pirates let out a curdling scream as they rushed upon Satrioou, trying to tear his flesh, draining his life, and turning him into a corpse.
Those pirates were not successful in their endeavour.
Satoru's eyes turned heated, and Satoru rushed into the army of pirates. His fists flashed and struck skin against skin, blood flowing down as he dodged and weaved between those swords.
The sound of skin hitting skin was heard all over the ship, blood painting the mast as a single punch from Satoru caused bone breaks and blood flying on the ground.
"That's it! Give meaning to my existence!"
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