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EroFarmer:i am really just a normal farmer

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Chapter 1 - Volume 1:chapter-1

[author's thoughts : i just want to clarify that there is nothing related to farming the mc will not go around planting and harvesting i only used it for my novel because it seems different from other novels]

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"Ronin... Ronin wake up breakfast is ready"

"uurghh... W_what happened"

I woke up with a severe pain in my head and heard a voice calling me for breakfast i was stunned because i live alone i don't have a family and any friends living with me.

"what the hell...where is this"

I look around as i realised i am not in my room the last thing i remember is truck-kun crashing in my room on the 15th floor of a fucking building. As i tried to make sense of it the pain in my head intensified Suddenly, memories started flashing in my mind.

"This body is not mine. I have been reincarnated in another world and magic exist here. The original owner of this body was Ronin Raymond. He died while jerking off while thinking of his milf stepmother and his stepsister. Well i would say he was a one lucky bastard"

Roni was a 17 year old boy his mother died because of the attack of monster on the village. His father died after a year of marrying a beautiful divorced milf which is my mother uh.. Stepmother. He also has a fucking busty stepsister with two big mountains. I was thinking of as i hear a voice.

[Starting System...]

"N-No way."

I was shocked as i tried to make sense of it.

[Choose Class...]

[Human Race Classes]

[Monster Race Classes]

[Note: Choosing a class will not change the shape or size of your body. Each class has its unique skill set. Once chosen, a class cannot be changed under any circumstances and can greatly impact your life. Choose your class carefully. If not selected within 4 hours, a class will be randomly assigned.]

"so i just got a system and i also traveled to another world"

After thinking for 10 more seconds i started laughing like a mad man possessed by ghosts.

"hahaha"

"hehe hehe hehe"

"muhahahamuhaha"

"Fuck yes i am the fucking protagonist"

Although there were still some questions answered but I didn't care. I decided to quickly check the classes.

[Human Classes]

[ Swordsman] , [Berserker]

[Mage] [Assassin] [Cleric/Priest:]

[Archer] [Artisan], [Alchemist][Merchant]

[Monster Classes]

[Wolfkin Howler]

[Slime Amorph]

[Demonic Imp Pyromancer]

[Golem Sentinel]

[Mind Flayer Psion]

[Dungeon Master Overseer]

[Joker Cardsharp]

[Goblin Raider]

[ Shadowmancer]

[EroFarmer]

From the human section of the classes the only one class cought my attention because of my history with sword but that attention quickly shifted when i noticed the name of monster classes I was interested in [ Shadowmancer], [Demonic Imp Pyromancer], [EroFarmer] after reading the first former two descriptions i found them awesome but when i read the description of EroFarmer i exclaimed

"awesome"

[EroFarmer :A creature known to be one of the worst kinds among all monsters. This creature can plant, cultivate, and harvest a wide variety of crops, including grains, vegetables, fruits, and other agricultural products but the crops he farms are not normal every Crop he farm transforms into something that can only be used to bring pleasure or disaster upon his enemy's. He

affects the minds and senses of those who eat his Crop or things from his farm.

This creature also raise livestock but not normally livestock like animals but sentient beings of different race and species. He use them only for his pleasure. He level up by farming his weird plants and having sex with his livestock. this is a hidden class only two being have been able to achieve this class in the history but the whole world still trembles when it's mentioned "

After reading all the descriptions only 1 hour remained seeing the time i desided on EroFarmer because it's description shouted it's a fucking cheat and i am only choosing this because it sounds like a powerful class no other reason.. ahem.. Really!

"I chose EroFarmer"

[Class selected as EroFarmer .]

[Skill set has been granted]

[class tools and item has been sent to your inventory]

[Status updated]

[Name: roni raymond ]

[Level: 1]

[Exp: 0/100]

[SP: 5]

[Age: 17]

[Race: Human]

[Class: EroFarmer ]

[Mana: 16/16]

[HP: 32/32]

[Skills: {planting and harvesting}, {ero parasite (Lv.1)}, {eroplant Altering (Lv.1)}, {erosteal} (Lv.1){EroFarmer technique }]

"hmm.. From the name of skill they look like normal farmer's skills. Let's check there description"

[planting and harvesting : can be used to plant and harvest crops. Speed up the growth of crop by 2% the growth speed increases as the skill level increases or you can provide more mana to increase the growth of products ]

[mana 1]

"this skill is only useful it level up or i provide more mana"

[ero parasite : you can send the parasite in the target body, After it took control of target mind you can control the body and thought's of your target ]

[mana 5]

After reading description of this skill i already have many ideas how i will fuc_ahem control my livestock

[eroplant Altering : this skill can alter the use or effect of any plants can only be used on products by farmer himself ]

[mana 3]

After reading the description of this skill i have basic understanding of it's abilities and how I can make some special fruit for se_ahem to level up of course

[erosteal : can steal the skill of those the farmer have sex with even if they are not farmers livestock can also steal the skills of livestock after sex]

[Mana 0 ]

"so i can have sex with those who are not my livestock and i can also steal the skill of my livestock without using mana... nice. "

[EroFarmer technique (Active) : a farmer tool are not only for farming they can also be used to kill his enemies. The better mastery of this technique the farmer have the stronger he became ]

After reading the description i realised that i already have the knowledge how to use farming tools to kill any one when i tried to recall all the technique in my mind I realised how profound and powerful it was.

"let's look how many other functions the system have"

[system shop (locked ) ]

Note : can only be used if the user is level 10

[inventory]

[Map]

"since the system shop is locked let's check inventory. i remember systems sent some items relating to my class"

"inventory"

[ero Dungeon : place it anywhere on the ground a secret underground dungeon will be built for erofarmer personal use]

The first item was a blue colour cube that was a Dungeon, after reading the description of Dungeon i looked for other items there were some seeds and tools for farming but as soon as i looked at four particular items i felt a deep connection because of my active technique.

[Axe : a tool that was used by the previous EroFarmer to slay his enemies, the Material used to make this tool is unknown, grow stronger as the owner level up]

[sickle : a tool that was used by the previous EroFarmer to slay his enemies , the Material used to make this tool is unknown, grow stronger as the owner level up]

[shovel : a tool that was used by the previous EroFarmer to slay his enemies , the Material used to make this tool is unknown, grow stronger as the owner level up]

[machete : a tool that was used by the previous EroFarmer to slay his enemies , the Material used to make this tool is unknown, grow stronger as the owner level up]