"Right. It's your turn." Kakashi told them. Naruto went first.
"Ok then, my name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen but I hate waiting for the ramen to get cooked. My hobbies are pranks and my dream is to be the greatest Hokage ever.". Kakashi nodded then turned to Sasuke.
"Big shot.". Sasuke glared at Kakashi, but still answered
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate everything, I don't like anything, my hobbies are training, and I don't have a dream, but an ambition. I'll restore my clan and kill a certain someone.". Kakashi sighed. This will be harder than he thought.
He then turned to Sakura.
"Pinky" he called.
"Sakura Haruno." She just answered. After a long silence, she looked around and saw everyone was looking at her.
"What?" She asked, confused.
"IS THAT IT!?" Kakashi asked.
"What do mean? It's the same as yours."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? MINE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING!"
"Well, at least,... mine is simplier.".
(Off screen anoucer: WASTED!)
Naruto was rolling on the floor laughing once again. And Sasuke was covering his mouth, trying not to laugh . As for Kakashi, he was thinking of a thousand ways to end a certain annoying pinket without success.
"You're not going to stop are you?" He asked her.
"Depends on you." She answered.
The real reason is that, she was having a hard time deciding between Sakura Haruno and Sarah Smith. She couldn't choose the new name because it'll be lying since it's not really her. And she's not that good at lying. She couldn't use her old one either as she believes things will end well for her. Knowing what people like Danzo are capable of, she isn't stupid to know that she'll be a walking target once she revealed her past life, with knowledge of this world. So for now she'll pretend to be Sakura until she can make a concrete plan on how to deal in the situation she now is.
Kakashi, however, was analysing a different reason. Sakura here was a troublemaker. The only logical explanation on how no one found out was because she was pretending to be Sasuke's fan girl, making her look like a completely useless individual in order to hide her true strength and capabilities. And now she was a genin, she was showing her true self, which could be a problem as he doesn't know anything about this new her.
As if that wasn't a headache enough, Naruto decided to join in.
"Hey Sakura Chan, that was awesome. Kakashi sensei didn't even know what to say." Sakura just chuckled
"You know what Naruto, why don't we team up? Together, I'm pretty sure we can take on anyone while still having fun. Besides..." she looked at Kakashi while giving a demon like grin
"... we have a perfect practice dummy. Don't we?". Naruto was wondering who that was until he saw their sensei. And as soon as he understood, he started chuckling like a mad scientist.
"Hee hee. This is gonna be fun. I'm in.". Kakashi could only turn pale when he realized what was going on with only 2 words to describe his fate:
'(Watashi wa zetsubōda.)I'm doomed.'
(An: Annnd, another one done.
Kakashi: Why are you doing this to me?
Sakura: Relax, it's not that bad.
Kakashi: Really?
Sakura: Yeah, we hardly started.
Naruto: I can't wait to test all my pranks on him.
Kakashi: Whyyyyyyy?
Sasuke: (Until next chapter.)