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Chapter 5 - 5. System chaos

"Congratulations on winning the Aquarius Peace Star! A Taiyaki moisture-proof gift pack is included~"

The moment Captain Dragonfly took the Peace Star off Xiao Ming's sneakers, the entire football field suddenly began to rain red beans. Xiao Rang hurriedly caught the Peace Star and found that there were mini jellyfish swimming in the new Peace Star, and the light blue energy was undulating like waves.

The Cockroach Bully emerged from the soil with a pink bow headgear: "What kind of prize is this! What I want is..."

"Do you want this?" Captain Dragonfly suddenly shook open the pink apron with "Bully Exclusive" written on it, "Collect all three sets to summon a beautiful girl to transform~"

"Who wants this kind of shame..." Before the Cockroach Bully finished speaking, the Spider Detective had already wrapped him up in spider silk like a sushi roll, "Boss, this is perfect for the Ginza window show!"

Late at night on the second floor of the Koenji family, Wang Ye was experiencing the most magical upgrade process of his life. Two peace stars collided in the moonlight, and the energy that burst out roasted the "Galactic Star Map" on the bookshelf into octopus balls. The system interface flashed wildly:

[Dual star resonance detected]

[Unzipping Aquarius upgrade package...99%]

[Warning! Taiyaki meme virus found! ]

Xiaorang's eraser suddenly grew limbs and jumped to sing "Love Cycle". Kabuda's pancake accessory package automatically updated to a maid version. The red robot was practicing winking in front of the mirror at this moment: "Master, do you want some special red bean crit~"

"This is not an upgrade at all, it's a mutation!" Wang Ye looked at the garbled interface in the system and wanted to cry without tears. When he tried to repair the program, a deafening gong sound suddenly came from outside the window-five hundred square-dancing Dorayakis were occupying the convenience store!

The streets in the early morning have become a dim sum hell. Vending machines were spitting strawberry daifuku machine guns, pole dancing mochi was hung on the pole poles, and even the manhole covers began to spray cream puffs.

"What the hell is going on!" Xiao Rang hugged Kabuda's mechanical legs to avoid the red bean-filled mudslide. The Taiyaki on his school uniform was telling a stand-up comedy in Kansai dialect: "Sir, have you heard of Amway..."

Wang Ye's system suddenly popped up a holographic projection: [Emergency Mission: Stop Dim Sum Runaway (Dim Sum Master·Dorayaki Form) Reward 5 Origin Energy]. The remarks column was written in flashing pink font: (It is recommended to use Kabuda's Friendship Face Breaking Fist + Taiyaki Cold Joke Attack)

"Kabuda Giant——Man——!"

The red robot was covered in Dorayaki as soon as it completed its transformation. These dim sum actually know Shaolin stick techniques, and are now using bamboo sticks to form an 18-bronze formation. Jingui Jiro picked up a two-meter-long rolling pin and joined the battle: "A real man should use carpentry skills to make Japanese confectionery!"

When the battle was at its most intense, Tian Delina's maid costume suddenly evolved into a magical girl form. She waved a glowing long-handled spoon and shouted: "Dessert spoon that hides the power of the stars, show me your true power!"

"What the hell is this!" Wang Ye was going crazy in Peace Star. His newly developed [Energy Materialization] module was running wild, materializing the dessert obsession of the whole city. What's more terrifying is that the system has put the [Chinese Chef's Special Effects Pack] on the shelves at some point, and now every street is shrouded in the holy light of glowing cuisine.

"Found the culprit!" Kuranosuke suddenly pointed to the roof. The giant Dorayaki wearing a chef's hat was writing with red bean paste: Eliminate human tyranny! The world belongs to dessert!

Kabuda's super rocket launcher had just been charged when a bunch of dumplings flew over and locked the joints. Sayuri suddenly had an idea and took out the pickled vegetable rice ball that she hadn't finished eating in the morning: "Use salt to counter sweet!"

When the rice ball hit the Dorayaki King, the "Spring Festival Overture" suddenly sounded between heaven and earth. All the snacks automatically arranged into the shape of the word "Fu" and migrated collectively towards the New Year's goods area of ​​the supermarket. The cockroach bully took the opportunity to steal food and was stuck in the honey trap, performing "Swan Lake" to atone for his sins.

"Temporary task completed!" Wang Ye wiped the non-existent cold sweat and distributed rewards. Kabuda suddenly grew cat ears and a tail, holding the "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation" produced by the system and began to rap: "Yo! Remember the trigonometric functions, draw the auxiliary lines well, and you can choose Tsinghua or Peking University~"

Xiao Rang looked at the [Soul of the Academic Master (Trial Version)] that he had drawn and wanted to cry: "Why does "The Most Dazzling National Style" automatically play when solving the problem! I don't understand this Chinese song!"

When night fell, a new crisis was brewing. Wang Ye discovered that there was a suspicious pink program deep in the system: [Love Strategy Module β Version]. The moment he opened the manual, the street lights on the whole street turned into a heart shape.

"Xiaorang!" Sayuri suddenly blushed and handed over the chocolate, "Um... do you want to go together this weekend..."

"Let's go see the newly released "Godzilla vs. Dorayaki"?" Kabuda popped his head out from the middle, holding a half-bitten Taiyaki in his mechanical hand, "This director's previous work "King Kong vs. Donuts" was awesome, Kabu!!"

Wang Ye's system suddenly sounded an alarm: [Abnormal heart rate detected! Start the mandatory task - rescue the old lady trapped in the giant rice cake! ] The task reward column reads: (with an upgraded version of the shameful headgear that can make cockroach bullies dance ballet)

The moonlight shines on the ten-meter-high rice cake in the middle of the street, and the old lady can be vaguely seen hitting the glutinous rice wall with a cane: "Young people don't have martial ethics! Where is my Tai Chi sword for morning practice?"

"This time it must succeed!" Xiaorang held Kabuda's friendship summoner tightly, and the summoner displayed the mandatory task. Kabuda had already switched to firefighter mode, but the red mechanical arm sprayed out octopus balls: "Oops! The sauce from lunch got mixed into the energy tank!" Wang Ye looked at the messy scene and suddenly felt that being a peace star was not bad - at least he didn't have to be a cow or a horse anymore. He didn't want to be a human anymore!

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