Inside a white room with no walls, with mist all over the place, stands a bald man with no clue where he is right now. He is Shi Heng master of Shaolin (kung fu).
Shi Heng: "What is this place, where am I?"
Lucifer: "You are in a dream."
Shi Heng: "No, this kinda feels wrong. People don't hear or understand others in their dreams. And what are those wings doing over your shoulders?"
Lucifer: "You are quite clever, Heng, aren't you?"
Shi Heng: "What do you mean? And how the hell do you know my name?"
Lucifer: "Listen! I am Lucifer Morningstar, God found you worthy of delivering his message to all humans."
Shi Heng: "Wait! What?"
Lucifer: "God got bored, he wanted to do something new. God has given you, for all human beings, power, magic powers like you dreamed of. So… enjoy it!"
"Magic powers? For real?" [glass breaking sounds] As Shi Heng was speaking, the room broke like a box made of glass.
"What's happening? NO!" Shi Heng wakes up shouting (not screaming, he is a real man). "What the hell on earth was that? It really was a dream. Lucifer something… star, he spoke of truth. Didn't he?" He questions himself.
Shi Heng: "What should I do now? Magic, he said. Like in fantasy movies, creating fire by just using the mind? Should I give an order? Like "Fire come out!", it didn't work. Hmm, what if I imagine it then? Imagine a fire on my hand. (he tries it) Wow, look at this little tiny fire. Can I control it? How can I stop it now? Let's try to imagine it disappearing back. It is working, but how can I attack with this, like in movies? Hmm…, guess I need to practice on it. Also, are there other kind of magic types? Like water, coldness, and nature, or was it called Earth?"
God got bored, huh? It is true, it does feel like interesting. And he mentioned I should share this with all other people. Seems like I have a lot of work to do.