Six sharp, cold gleaming claw blades extended from Wolverine's fists, looking quite painful. Especially to show enough oppressive power, Wolverine slowly extended his claws, maximizing the pain, which made Kurohane's teeth ache! These weren't just ordinary ruthless people! Even if he drew a Wolverine character card in the future, he couldn't use it; it was purely self-abuse!
The old version of Sabretooth had a full beard, and his fingernails were also fully extended. He charged towards Wolverine, who didn't hesitate for a moment and immediately prepared to charge at Sabretooth. But just as he started, Kurohane deliberately tripped him, and with a "thud," he fell to the ground. Because he started too fiercely, his whole body slid two or three meters on the ground. Even stabbing two of his claws into the ground to slow down was useless!
"As my favorite Wolverine, you shouldn't fight a small fry like this. Let me handle it!" After tripping Wolverine, Kurohane chuckled, and a long sword made of Holy Energy appeared in his hand. He leaped over the fallen Wolverine and fiercely met the charging Sabretooth!
Swish!
The long sword, glowing with white light, slashed towards Sabretooth's neck! Kurohane was a proper mage, but not only was his physical reaction speed enhanced by Bullet Time, he even had no small amount of experience in using weapons. Of course, none of this weapon usage experience was something he trained himself; it all came from the character cards he had used. Besides the initial Basic Saber Technique, all sorts of miscellaneous martial arts skills had passed through his mind. Although he didn't seriously learn them, this was like the principle of bank operations. A sum of money flows through a bank, and that money remains that money, no more and no less. But the bank makes money. Isn't that strange? Kurohane's weapon usage experience came from this too. While using character experience cards, these things were in his mind. After the character experience card was finished, that usage experience also disappeared, but Kurohane had just learned it!
Even if it was just a little, it was enough in a place like the Marvel World that didn't emphasize combat techniques. Especially Mutants, no matter which world they came from, they were discriminated against. Forget about learning combat techniques; if their superpowers awakened too early, they couldn't even finish elementary school! Or they were like Wolverine, who could become a powerful Mutant just by relying on his animal instincts. Actually, Sabretooth was the same; after all, he crawled out of the same mother's womb as Wolverine. It was a pity he met a proper mage like Kurohane!
They passed each other, and the glowing long sword in Kurohane's hand disappeared without a trace. Sabretooth's foot kicked the fallen Wolverine, and he too stumbled and fell to the ground. His head, full of beard and hair, detached from his neck and rolled far across the ground with a clatter. After leaving a trail of blood on the ground, it rolled to the feet of the two Deadpools.
[Killed the utterly unpopular Sabretooth, Justice Points +50]
Kurohane snorted. "This thing really isn't worth anything!" As expected from someone who could be disposed of in less than three minutes of screen time in a movie, he didn't even qualify as a background character in a team fight! Fortunately, even a mosquito's leg is meat, no matter how small, so Kurohane nodded contentedly and accepted the 50 Justice Points with tears in his eyes.
The two Deadpools looked at each other, like two Huskies who had simultaneously discovered a toy. They both squatted down and grabbed Sabretooth's head, eager to utter their meme lines!
"Let go! I'm the protagonist of this movie! The protagonist is the one who makes memes!"
"Giving a connected character a few significant lines will leave a deep impression on the audience!"
"Let go! You failed Green Lantern!"
"You have to let go, you damn Canadian! Oh, right, your wife is really nice!"
The two Deadpools started a new round of bickering, even though they had pulled out all of Sabretooth's hair. They still hadn't determined a winner; after all, if Sabretooth's hair was pulled out, he still had his beard, so they had plenty to keep them busy!
But Fireman, who was leading the team, clearly didn't have the patience to wait. He leaned out of the car window and gave Toad a look. Toad stuck out his long tongue and wiggled it in the air, then flipped an unknown switch. From the largest car in the convoy, with a clanking transformation, a massive super electromagnetic appeared!
Wolverine, who had been tripped by Kurohane and fallen, had just gotten up and was about to give Kurohane a proper lesson when he felt an irresistible pull on his body. He was too familiar with this feeling. When Magneto was still alive, he loved to use this power to play with him like a toy!
Dong!
Wolverine, covered in Adamantium, drew an arc in the air. He crashed into the electromagnet, making a sound of steel colliding!
"Fuck!!! What the hell is this... Oh! Can you two damn creatures stay away from me?!"
Just as Wolverine was about to vent his emotions, the two "idiots" in red tight suits were also sucked towards the electromagnet. Because they both had two Adamantium swords on their backs, they were also sucked to the electromagnet due to these two swords! One Deadpool faced Wolverine, pressing him tightly, while the other Deadpool pointed his butt towards Logan.
"Oh, it's Logan. I never thought I'd stick to you like this. I love electromagnets!"
"And even all three of us sticking together, that's great!"
The power of two Deadpools was not one plus one equals two, but 100 multiplied by 100! Just one word from them could make Wolverine feel like he was dying! In Wolverine's horrified eyes, the large foot of a Sentinel robot was also attracted by the magnetic force. Bringing with it a sky full of dust, it heavily smashed into all three of them!
Boom!
The world was finally quiet!
"Toad, right? You're amazing! From now on, you're my favorite Mutant!" Kurohane's ears were finally much quieter. Although he had been annoyed by Deadpool for so long and had developed antibodies, two Deadpools together were still somewhat unbearable. It was better if they died!
"Why aren't you attracted by the electromagnet? Don't you have metal on you?" Fireman stared at Kurohane with a surprised expression, after all, there were very few people without metal on them at all!
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