In the massive, shapeless turtle pond, chilling white bones were laid out everywhere. A crowd surrounded the pond, all eyes focused on the crotch of the man in the center!
From between his hairy legs, a pitch-black human whip emerged from a dense, lush black forest, hanging down so far it almost reached his knees. Soft as a snake, it hung in his crotch, swaying slightly along with the subtle movements of his body.
Looking at Li Sanshui, Long Gen fantasized about being tortured in his head. A chilling breeze blew down his back, and his heart was incredibly tense, terrified that a pretty girl might suddenly appear and sway in front of him. If the thing in his crotch disobeyed orders and suddenly stood at attention, that would be a huge problem.
Didn't he see the wolf-like gazes of those horny women around him? They looked like they wanted to swallow him whole. He reckoned plenty of women would want to seduce him afterward, just to test if that thing could get hard.
As for the men, whether old, middle-aged, or seventeen-and-eighteen-year-old youngsters, they all bowed their heads in shame. Just look at his member—so long and thick even when soft! If it got hard, it wouldn't be any smaller than a bull's whip. Compared to Long Gen, theirs were simply too embarrassing to bring out. Humiliating!
It truly is a case of comparison killing people!
'Bastard, can I put my pants back on now?' Despite Long Gen's thick skin, he couldn't quite handle it. Being stared at like this, he had no face left.
If you have a treasure at home, you're supposed to hide it, but now everyone in the village had seen it. Look at that old lady, with a terrified expression, shaking her head with a mournful look, as if lamenting—If only I had been born twenty or thirty years later, I could have tasted what that giant rod is like.
She had been a woman her whole life and had never seen something so big.
"Sigh, I can't even show mine."
"Momma, how long and thick would that thing be if it got hard?"
"Good thing Long Gen's thing can't get hard. Look, so many women have red eyes, wishing they could run up and take a bite."
"..."
In the crowd, discussions and pointing were rampant, watching Long Gen pull up his pants with lingering desire. Especially those women. Since it was broad daylight, they naturally couldn't say dirty words for fear their husbands would hear. But in their hearts, they were suffering terribly. Such a long thing... why, why couldn't it get hard?
"Chief Fang, judge the case! Arrest him! Someone is slandering me, didn't you see? What are you standing there for?" Long Gen pulled up his pants and yelled at Fang Zheng angrily.
If it weren't for this son of a bitch, would he be this humiliated? Having his pants pulled down in front of everyone, treated like an animal in a zoo for all to admire.
Watching was one thing, but look at his handsome face! Yet these bastards only wanted to look at his huge dick, full of envy, jealousy, and hatred. Could Long Gen be happy about that? He dumped all his anger onto Chen Tianyun!
If this son of a bitch hadn't started chewing his tongue, would this have happened?
"Ah? I... I... I was just talking nonsense..."
Chen Tianyun was depressed. It was supposed to be just a bullshit claim. After the pants were pulled down and he saw how massive the thing was, everyone was stunned. Yet it showed no sign of getting hard, and he finally realized he was in deep trouble.
"Talking nonsense?" Fang Zheng recovered his wits and said coldly, "You can eat indiscriminately, but you cannot speak indiscriminately. Slandering someone like this—can you just brush it off with 'talking nonsense'?"
"Little Wang, arrest Chen Tianyun! Take him back and interrogate him properly to see if someone is pulling the strings behind the scenes. We must investigate this to the very end and restore Long Gen's innocence!"
Fang Zheng spoke righteously and passionately, like an orator. Long Gen finally nodded slightly. After being treated like a breeding stallion for half the day, he had to win back some face, didn't he?
Weren't you great at blowing smoke? Come on, keep blowing it. Motherfucker, once they send you to the station and brutally ravage your asshole, you'll behave!
"Ahem, ahem! Chief Fang, in my opinion, why don't we put this matter aside for now? This is a matter of human lives; dealing with the blood case is more important, don't you think?"
At this point, Chen Ming had to step in and say a few words. Not to mention their family connection, hadn't he taken their money? As the old saying goes, "Take a man's wealth, eliminate a man's disasters." It wouldn't end well if this turned into internal strife. It didn't matter if the Chen brothers were tired of living, but he still wanted promotions and riches.
"Mayor Chen must be joking. Haven't I already arranged for people to test evidence and take statements? Right now, someone has broken the law and infringed on others' rights, so I naturally have to uphold justice." Ending his speech, Fang Zheng smiled bitterly, shook his head, and sighed, "Can't be helped. If an official doesn't uphold justice for the people, he might as well go home and bake sweet potatoes."
"..." Chen Ming's old face was green, grinding his teeth so hard they shivered.
This son of a bitch was too despicable, subtly insulting him. Insisting on going against him, putting all his energy into being contrary.
'Motherfucker, Fang Zheng, you bastard!' Cursing inwardly, Chen Ming flicked his sleeves and left furiously. His old face was flushed the color of pig liver.
It was too infuriating. Why was his luck so bad today? A dignified Vice Mayor of Liuhe Township, getting choked up by a few words and leaving with his tail between his legs like a grandson. He had lost all face, and the worst part was, he wasn't in the right. So pathetic!
"Hey, Mayor Chen! Mayor Chen! Uncle Chen! You... don't go! Hey, Mayor Chen, you have to save me!..." As soon as Chen Ming left, Chen Tianyun panicked.
Don't look at how bossy and arrogant he normally was in the village; once he was out, he was like a turtle's grandson, tucking his tail between his legs, not even daring to breathe loudly. Let alone going to the police station—they showed it in movies, they strike heavily! A light punishment meant a severe beating; a heavy one could even cost you your life!
He just wanted to vent some anger, how did he end up getting locked up? Spending all his savings only to end up like this—what was the difference between this and picking up a rock to smash his own foot?
"That's more like it." Long Gen exhaled softly and rolled his eyes at Fang Zheng. He had just been thinking that if Fang Zheng couldn't handle this matter properly today, he would take care of him tomorrow, treating him like a complete grandson.
This is what they call, "Brine curds tofu; every thing has its vanquisher!"
Shen Lijuan, Liu Yuxin, and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief. They exchanged glances and nodded secretly.
These women knew perfectly well how incredible the thing in Long Gen's crotch was. They had never seen it lower its head. If it had gone soft even a tiny bit, and his pants were pulled down only for it to crow like a rooster, raising its head proudly, things really wouldn't have been resolved today. At the very least, Chen Tianyun wouldn't have backed down so easily!
And Shen Lijuan understood even more clearly: there were hardly any pretty wives left in Shanghe Village who hadn't been visited by that giant rod. There might not be evidence, but it was absolutely true. Wu Guihua was definitely fucked by Little Long, it was just that she was completely willing.
"Alright, alright, everyone stop looking. Go home and cook. I'm going to seal off the scene immediately and wait for the archaeological experts to arrive so we can give everyone an answer as soon as possible! Go back, go back." Fang Zheng waved to the crowd, signaling them to disperse. Too many people made it hard to work, and more importantly, some things couldn't be spoken aloud.
Fang Zheng wasn't an idiot either. He knew who he had offended today. Braving the danger to offend that bastard Chen Ming, wouldn't he need to hug a thick thigh to feel at peace later?
He Jingwen was the best choice!
"Brother Long Gen, come, have a smoke." Fang Zheng took out a cigarette, handed it to Long Gen, and attentively lit it for him. He stood to the side smiling like a grandson.
"Phew!"
Long Gen took a deep drag and flicked the ash, playing the role of a big boss.
"Brother Long Gen, what do you think of how this was handled today? Are you satisfied?" When Long Gen didn't speak for a long time, Fang Zheng had to initiate.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Hearing this, Long Gen coughed violently, his face and neck turning bright red. He cursed:
'Satisfied my ass! What the hell kind of handling was that? You handle the case fine, but why the fuck did you pull my pants down? Aren't you embarrassed?'
I really wasn't embarrassed, since I wasn't the one whose pants were pulled down, Fang Zheng muttered inwardly, smiling awkwardly, feeling a bit sheepish.
"Brother Long Gen, don't... don't be mad. What's the big deal? Think about it, if you didn't take off your pants, how could you make all those men die of envy? Didn't you see their eyes? They wanted to chop your thing off and stick it on themselves. Even I was terribly envious." Fang Zheng spoke his only honest sentence.
"Envy your uncle! You son of a bitch!"
Long Gen jumped in rage. He was putting on an act, so naturally, he had to commit to it! Jumping up and down, he cursed:
"Fang Zheng, you son of a bitch, are you mocking me? You know perfectly well my thing can't be used, yet you still say that? You believe I won't lose my shit on you?"
"No, no, no, I was wrong, I was wrong." Fang Zheng was startled and finally came back to his senses.
Oh right! What did it matter how long or thick it was? Wasn't it just a silver-plated wax spearhead? He couldn't even stick it in; it was something that looked good but was useless. What was there to be envious of? But of course, Fang Zheng didn't dare say these words out loud.
"Brother Long Gen, let's not talk about this, let's not talk about this. Let's talk about the case, the case. In your opinion, were these two tomb raiders, or was there another cause of death? Dying so gruesomely, what do you think?" Fang Zheng quickly changed the subject.
"I think my ass! I'm not Detective Di Renjie! Figure it out yourself!" Long Gen placed his hands behind his back and walked away resentfully. Inwardly, however, he was bursting with joy.
He had finally solved the trouble. As long as he waited for He Jingwen to apply a bit more pressure, everything would be easy!
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