I have a younger sister.
When she was young, she was a truly good child who followed me and took care of others, as well as liking drawing or writing, but as she got older, we gradually grew apart.
After my sister switched to the humanities stream in high school and said she would do the writing she had been good at since she was young, that trend exploded when she chose Creative Writing for university.
After graduating from university, my sister refused to come out of her room, only coming out once a day to shower, and eating only inside her room.
Curious about what my sister was doing holed up in her room, I secretly went into her room while she was showering.
The room was cleaner than I expected. Only one laptop was on in my sister's room, so I looked through my sister's laptop.
My sister was logged into a novel submission site, as if she was still writing, so I casually clicked 'My Page' to check if there were any novels written by my sister.
"Having Participated in a Battle Royale Romance Fantasy Game, I Destroy the Game Rules and Manipulate the System to Win Without Killing Anyone"
It was truly a crappy title.
After checking the title, I restored the laptop to its original state before my sister finished showering, went into my room, and searched for the title of the novel my sister wrote on the novel submission site using my computer.
The novel my sister wrote was quite long, but the views were terrible.
"1388 episodes serialized, with only 2281 views. Is this number even possible?"
Just in case, I looked at the prologue and found that the writing was messily written at a middle or high school level.
The novel, a mix of battle royale, adult, romance, and fantasy, was such a delusional novel that even a passing dog would vomit.
I couldn't help but leave malicious comments.
- Author-nim, your setting is so messed up, is the protagonist being an orphan perhaps based on your own experience?
As an older brother, I should have supported her, but the people reading this piece of shit garbage, my sister writing it, and my parents and I watching it were so pitiful that I ended up leaving malicious comments.
But I had no regrets. This piece of shit garbage must disappear from not just Korea, but the Earth. How can someone write such things at the age of 25? No, isn't she not writing, but shitting out words?
I left malicious comments on every page of my sister's novel. Of course, I didn't read the writing.
- Author-nim, your writing is so uninteresting, do you perhaps have a mother?
- Author-nim, seeing your villain kill a 10-year-old girl and pay 20 silver in condolence money, it seems if you were a used car dealer, you would hit Sales King of the Month every month.
- So, the views decreased after just episode 1, not decreased by 70%, but 70% disappeared entirely. It's only 30% left?
- Author-nim, you said you'd have no regrets if you got over 100 comments, so since I got you over 100, you can now die in peace.
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They say most authors have mental illnesses, but this just feels like a mentally ill perger wrote it o
- Views dropping? Yeah~ just make it a draft run~~~-
- This guywwwwwwwwww the level of writing is terriblewwwwwwwwww
- Dok ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dok ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- Dokkiyahhou~ Dokkiyahhou~ Dokkiyahhou~
"Ah, that's refreshing. This is what a reader is like. Keuk keuk."
I ran through 1388 episodes all night, leaving malicious comments. Yeah, this should be enough for my sister to give up writing novels, right?
Having spent the day feeling proud, my heart felt at ease thinking I had saved my sister, and my stomach was also rumbling with hunger, as if it felt the same way.
I should go to the convenience store.
In preparation for any unknown situation, I turned off the computer, grabbed only my cell phone, and went outside.
My sister seemed to be sleeping since it was quiet, and at the malicious comments
Outside, dawn had already begun to break, and the pride of having left malicious comments on each of the 1388 episodes of the long novel felt good, like a UFC champion who had won a title defense match.
"Welcome."
As I entered the convenience store, the part-timer greeted me, and I casually nodded my head, put some simple snacks and two cans of beer into the convenience store basket, and paid.
"That's 17,300 won in total."
After taking out my cell phone, activating Kosung Pay, and handing it to the part-timer, it wasn't long before the part-timer returned the phone saying "Payment has been processed", and I put it in my pocket and headed home after leaving the convenience store.
On the way, I opened a can of beer I bought at the convenience store, took a sip, and pressed the door lock to open the door, when...
"Oppa, where did you go?"
Wearing a shabby T-shirt with long hair reaching her waist, she was on the thin side but had an appearance that looked gloomy at a glance. A gloominess that made me think she might be caught up in some strange ideology, giving off an aura beyond the air towards me; for some reason, my sister, who usually doesn't come out of her room, was waiting for me at the entrance.
"Huh? Uh, I just went to the convenience store?"
When I showed my sister the convenience store bag and can of beer in my hand, she nodded as if she understood and went back into her room.
Phew.. I thought she found out about the malicious comments. Anyway, I should have some ramen and a beer and go to sleep.
"Oppa."
"Uh?"
My sister, who had gone into her room, slightly opened her door and peeked her head out, calling me.
"I have a favor to ask."
"A-a favor?"
What's up with someone who usually doesn't even come out of their room, let alone ask for a favor?
"What is it?"
"Well.. it's nothing else.. this."
My sister subtly handed me a memo pad.
"Paper?"
"That. Look at what's on the memo pad and write it down for me."
Looking closely, something was written small on the memo pad.
"Okay, I'll write it down later and give..."
"Write it down now."
Saying that, she handed me a black ballpoint pen.
Any other time, I would have said I'd do it later and gone inside, but perhaps because I had left malicious comments on my sister's novel, my conscience pricked me, and I decided to grant my sister's favor right away.
I chugged the beer I was drinking, put the empty beer can into the convenience store bag, and decided to write on the memo pad using the wall surface as a desk.
- In a fantasy world, write the name of the character you want.
The contents requested were strangely in a commanding tone and felt like a test paper, and it was bothersome, but since it was my sister's favor, I decided to write it out in detail.
More than that, her handwriting is surprisingly cute and well-written, while her novels are written like dog shit pig's feed.
First, I pondered what the character's name should be for a bit, then quickly wrote it down with the ballpoint pen.
Yurishia Ertel
It was a name that mixed popular anime female characters trending in online communities these days.
- Write the protagonist's appearance.
Average height of 161cm, face cute yet strangely sexy,
body slightly thin but with large thighs, buttocks, and pelvis area,
large chest, approximately C to D cup.
Hair is bluish-silver, and eyes are red,
a character with a slightly cold impression.
After thinking a bit, I wrote it down thinking of the character appearance from the hentai manga I saw yesterday. Of course, I got aroused looking at it and jerked off about three
times.
- Write the protagonist's background setting.
The only daughter of the deeply rooted Northern Grand Duke, whose lineage goes back to the founding of the nation.
Her father is deeply patriotic and one of the country's only three Sword Masters,
and through peace with the elves, he took the daughter of the Elf Queen as his wife.
Yurishia Ertel, who inherited that blood, learned her father's swordsmanship and her mother's magic and spirit summoning,
and her swordsmanship is comparable to a Sword Master and she is soon to be appointed as the kingdom's youngest Sword Master.
She also inherited the Elf Queen's blood strongly for spirit summoning,
making it possible to summon all four major element spirits: fire, water, earth, and wind,
and her magic is also characterized by strong ice magic using the mana of the cold northern region,
she is a woman who will become a Duchess in the future,
and she is trusted strongly by the residents of the northern region by defeating the demonic beasts that cross over from the wide demonic beast land beyond the castle walls.
I mixed together characters taken from popular novels and anime these days. Is this why large women on Twitter create original characters and play with settings? It's nothing special, but I'm quite proud.
- Write the protagonist's abilities. Indicate abilities and numbers out of 10 points.
Swordsmanship (9/10)
Magic (7/10)
Spirit Summoning (8/10)
Naturally, the abilities are strong, so to speak, swordsmanship and magic are first-rate, but her pussy is third-rate, a sexy character with a cold impression.
"Here you go."
Proud of creating something after a long time, I returned the memo pad and ballpoint pen to my sister.
"Thank you."
As soon as my sister received the memo pad and ballpoint pen back, she immediately locked her door.
I was also tired from the calorie consumption due to the malicious comments and writing just now, and also slightly intoxicated, so I went into my room.
"I should jerk off before sleeping."
Naturally, I turned on the computer and opened the hentai manga I saw the day before yesterday.
The character with blue-silver hair and red eyes.
A fierce and proud character whose pride is bent when she is raped by the male protagonist,
a female character who submits to the dick.
A character who keeps getting pregnant with the protagonist's semen and giving birth to babies easily,
a baby factory character.
However, the ending is a popular trend these days, 'Rape Pure Love', where the protagonist only has sex with the blue-silver haired female character
and turns into a devoted husband who takes care of their sons and daughters.
The storytelling, the female character's structure,
and the ending called 'Rape Pure Love' where it continues even during pregnancy,
make this character truly a genius when it comes to the parts that make a dick angry.
I think if this were a work of literature, it might have received the Nobel Prize in Literature.
In the end, I jerked off to this hentai manga again today.
Seriously.. the artist who drew this character might deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
If this artist's hentai manga were spread in conflict zones, wouldn't the wars stop?
If they had existed during World War II, the whole world would have maintained peace.
I threw the used tissue into the trash can right next to me.