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Master Zen

Okay, so if you read the synopsis written by the author, I was plotted against and killed by my own subordinates, with the help of some hero only the heavens know where he came from.

Apparently I was a tyrant and ruled with an iron fist, blah, blah, blah, killing without remorse type shift... wait, can I say type shift?"

[A: Well, this is a cultivation novel in ancient times soooo... no.]

Okay, basically I was the villain, but I never understood how. I mean, I only killed when necessary, and I never even slept with a woman... Wait.

... I died a virgin?

[A: ...]

I did, didn't I?

Well, frick, don't let me catch you, HERO!!!

...

Okay, so how am I alive?

Simple, I had created a tether back in my youth, when I was an elder of a sect in the mortal realm when I attempted to ascend to the heavenly realm.

Basically it will allow me to go back in time to the day I was about to ascend if I had failed to ascend or was killed in the process of ascension.

Of course I succeeded...

...

...

[A: He wants you guys to praise him.]

YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW DANGEROUS ASCENSION IS; I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS TO ASCEND!

*Heavy breathing*

Forget it, you puny mortals would never understand; that is why I have a book being written about me, and you don't. *smug look*

[A: *Eye roll*]

Anyways, I never thought I would have actually needed it, since my path after ascension was so smooth that I literally became the king of the heavenly realm and ascended to the spirit realm. [A: Where he was killed]

I allowed them to; I got bored! The girls there were ugh...

[A: ...]

... I ... was keeping my yang energy intact so that I won't get weak...

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