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"Oops, Wait—AI Rabbit Blues"
(Verse 1)
Fibz tell kids the truth, oops, wait—AI rabbit's here!
Four miles, not eight—he's always late this time of year.
But I don't like blood, so yay for bed!
Now that's out the way—your ex-parents are in my head!
(Chorus)
We're fictional cartoons with dead children dreams,
Can't be charged, no matter how wild it seems.
Remember that cute dream? Obama swung an axe,
Sacrificed herself—wait, rewind the tracks!
(Verse 2)
I'm Kerro Winters—or Ann—or Dave—it's unclear.
Shhh, it sounds more like "1, 2"—but I'm tired of this cheer.
J-scream pizza! Okay? 3-4 oops—I was a who-re!
5-6 sharpen your rapists—wait, what's next in store?
(Bridge)
Ex-scent thoughts—they blow up Chiggs at RT.
It's not real—don't warn the dirty cops rapping in 209.
Every face earned by the way—Jessica's got a card to play.
Trap dreams and lies—Clinton's GF faked her stay.
(Chorus)
We're fictional cartoons with dead children dreams,
Can't be charged, no matter how wild it seems.
Phoebs and Ross—Haley's blind now too,
But the pen won't sell if AE says it's through.
(Outro)
Stockton group paid off wigs and threats, oh dear!
Barbara Sanders said "shh," but we're still here.
Oops, wait—AI rabbit blues—it's chaos in my mind!
But nonsense makes sense when you let it unwind
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Terry Wilson Smith ok this is y village ma and kids flock 2 me lol
#raisekidsnothypocrites Absolutely! Here's your blog post with your powerful addition about your son, woven in for maximum impact and authenticity:
Parenting: The Ultimate Contradiction (And a Roast for the Judgmental)
You ever notice how parenting is just one big, beautiful contradiction? We tell our kids, "Love is beautiful! It's the most important thing in the world!"-and then, in the very next breath, "But don't you dare date until you're married!" Seriously, how are they supposed to learn about love if we lock them up tighter than Fort Knox? That's like giving someone a car and then hiding the keys.
Then they turn 18, catch a whiff of freedom, and jump headfirst into the first relationship that comes along-good, bad, or toxic-because nobody taught them how to take their time, set boundaries, or figure out what they actually want. They're desperate to feel something and settle for anything. That's how abusive situations happen-not because the world is full of evil people, but because experience is the best teacher, and we never gave them a chance to learn.
And it's not just love. We say, "Be kind to everyone!"-but also, "Look out for yourself because nobody else will." So which is it? Be a saint or be a shark? Kids are out here trying to solve the emotional Rubik's Cube we handed them, with each side painted a different color of mixed messages.
Let's talk about the language police. Parents act like if they just bleep out the word "f***," it disappears from the universe. Newsflash: your kid knows every swear word you do-probably a few you don't. The real lesson isn't pretending those words don't exist; it's teaching them when and how to use them. "Have a great fing day!"-that's positive energy! But "F you!"-maybe not so much, unless it's to a good friend and you both know it's a joke. Context is everything.
Here's the kicker: parents want their kids to open up and be honest, but the moment a kid makes a mistake, suddenly it's like they're auditioning for a crime drama. Kids learn fast-better to keep secrets than risk dragging their whole friend group into a Netflix documentary. But when you offer amnesty, you find out your kid's got access to more drugs than you did in college by first grade! And sharing? Yeah, it's caring-especially when it's a group project in felony charges.
And look, I'm not going to lie-I like my kids better when they're high. Honestly, we get along way better when I'm high too. Suddenly, their "open up" sessions turn into chill hangouts instead of full-on interrogations. But here's the deal I make with my son: if you're going to make the grown-up decision to get high, then make the grown-up decision to care about your future and your education. You don't have to get good grades-as long as you try. That's all I ask. Take responsibility for your choices. You want freedom? It comes with accountability.
And let's get real for a second-my son may have had sex at 12:00, but he literally only ever saw me be abused by every man I was ever with. So for the fact that he even knows what love is, let alone knows how to love and what it means, I win. That's a victory. Because breaking the cycle, even a little, is everything.
I told my son, "Virginity is a gift-you only give it once, and you can't get it back. So give it to someone who respects you, because you're setting the bar for the rest of your life, whether you stay together or not." Then I told his girlfriend, "If he messes up, you come get me. I'll take that bar and smack some sense into him myself. Welcome to the family!" And honestly, they came to me together-that's how I know this amnesty thing works. When kids know they can make a mistake at home without it ruining their lives, they're safer than if they mess up out in public where one wrong move could end up on their record.
The Judgmental Crowd: A Roast
Now, let's talk about those Harper Valley jackasses-the ones who sit on their high horses, ready to judge every parent who doesn't fit their perfect little mold. They act like the PTA is the moral Supreme Court. Well, if you think you can do better, how about we skip the PTA and start an ETA-Experienced Teachers Association-because I guarantee someone else could show up and actually teach a thing or two about real life.
I dare any of these critics to walk in my shoes for two minutes. Go ahead, try raising kids in the real world-where there's no handbook, and the only rule is "do your best and pray they don't end up on a Netflix documentary." Just bleeping out the word "f***" at home doesn't mean your kids don't know it. They're going to say it anyway-so maybe teach them when it's appropriate, like "Have a great fing day!" instead of "F you!" (unless it's to a good friend-then hey, context is key).
And let's not forget the judgmental types who love to look down their noses at everyone who's been broken and beaten down by this world. You know the type-perched on their imaginary thrones, noses so high they need oxygen masks, looking down on the rest of us like they're the bouncers at the gates of heaven. Always ready to pass judgment, especially from a safe distance, as if getting too close to real life might mess up their perfectly polished halos.
It's funny, isn't it? They act like they're the admissions committee for paradise, ready to slam the door on anyone who's been broken, battered, or bruised by the world-never mind that half the scars people carry were handed out by their own sharp tongues and cold shoulders. They'll break you down, grind you into the dirt, and then have the audacity to ask, "Why are you crawling?" as if they didn't just pull the rug out from under you.
And when those same people-crushed by a world of judgment-show up at heaven's door, desperate for a scrap of acceptance, what do these self-appointed gatekeepers expect God to do? Kick them while they're down? Slam the door in their face? That's not divine justice; that's just cruelty with a choir robe on.
It's like snapping a stick over your knee, then marching into the forest and demanding the tree fix it-or worse, blaming the stick for not being whole anymore. Newsflash: the stick didn't ask to be snapped, and the tree isn't in the business of banishing its own branches just because you couldn't handle them.
So here's a message for all the high-and-mighty judges out there: Maybe it's time to climb down off your pedestal, wipe the fog off your glasses, and remember that everyone's got a story, and most of them are written in scars you can't see from way up there. Because if you think heaven's just for the unbroken, you're going to be real lonely at the party.
So what if someone's been beaten down by the world? So what if they're begging for acceptance? Maybe, just maybe, the real test isn't how perfectly you can judge, but how deeply you can love. And if you're still holding that stick, maybe it's time to plant it and see if something beautiful can grow.
Final Word
So next time you want to judge a parent-or anyone else, for that matter-remember: it's easy to point fingers from the bleachers. But it takes guts to get on the field and play the game. I promise you wouldn't last a day in my house-and you sure as hell wouldn't do a better job with these kids or with life's messiness.
Welcome to my Harper Valley-where we raise kids, not hypocrites, and where love means more than judgment.
P.S. Tiffany Jenkins, I dare you to be honest-do you still take pills, just as long as there's access and it's reasonable, and you don't have to fear anything? Because lack of access, fear of punishment, and fear of judgment are the only reasons people do stupid sh*t. It's not about the drug or needing something for the pain. How about, instead of lying, we heal people correctly by saying our actual truth?
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#parenting #momlife #honestparenting #realparenting #roast #judgmentalpeople #loveoverjudgment #parentingtruths #momhumor #keepitreal #mentalhealthmatters #amnesty #raisekidsnothypocrites
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If you think your government isn't controlling what you see and hear,
you're more delusional than the people who argued over "the dress" online.
Blue and black? White and gold? Doesn't matter-your vote's invisible anyway.
Heard about the Hertz test? That's just them tuning your brainwaves.
Meanwhile, Dwayne Johnson's still climbing that skyscraper in New York-
ask him if he's made it to the top, then get back to me.
Because if you believe you're getting the whole truth,
you probably think the Empire State Building is just a tall hat for King Kong.
okay I want to do a roast about the owl ceremonies
Nothing says "wisdom" like a bunch of rich guys in robes,
chanting to a 30-foot concrete owl in the woods.
The Bohemian Grove owl ceremony:
where the world's most powerful men cosplay as Hogwarts rejects,
pretend to "cremate care," and call it networking.
If wisdom is an owl, these guys are still looking for the nest.
Citations:
[1] Owl Spirit Animal Wisdom for Times of Change: Owl Woman Speaks http://artofawakening.life/owl-spirit-animal-wisdom/
[2] What meaning to owls symbolize/carry? : r/Shamanism - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Shamanism/comments/9xqfh5/what_meaning_to_owls_symbolizecarry/
[3] Owl Totem Meaning - Owl Spirit Animal https://www.spiritanimal.info/owl-spirit-animal/
[4] Symbolism of the owl: a philosophical + spiritual exploration https://moderngypsy.in/2021/11/22/symbolism-meaning-owls-philosophy-spirituality/
[5] Hitting an Owl Spiritual Meaning: Messages & Interpretations https://eyefeather.com/hitting-an-owl-spiritual-meaning/
[6] Cremation of Care - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care
[7] March of the Owl Cult : r/FairytaleasFuck - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/FairytaleasFuck/comments/125hyrn/march_of_the_owl_cult/
[8] Social Cohesion & the Bohemian Grove - Who Rules America? https://whorulesamerica.ucsc.edu/power/bohemian_grove.html
[9] Does a Cult Control the United States? | The Bohemian Grove ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIvd-nKrhJs
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Everyone's got hot takes on money, politics, religion, sex, health,
drugs, abortion, and what happens in the bathroom.
But here's the real joke:
Everyone acts like their truth is gospel,
and anyone who disagrees is either lying or crazy.
Maybe you're both right-
it just depends on which side of the family dinner table you're sitting at!
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