The poor old man never stood a chance. The Hokage was instantly propelled backward with blood spraying from his nose. Within seconds, the old man was on the ground twitching and smiling a silly grin while blood flowed from his nose.
"I can't believe that actually worked," said Naruto, letting the henge fall away.
A special skill has been created through a special act.
Perverts beware, you have modified your 'Henge' to target such debased men, 'Oiroke no Jutsu' Lvl. 1 has been created.
Not one to take any gift like this for granted, Naruto quickly made his escape from the tower, past the unconscious Hokage and out his unguarded window.
Bonus objective completed: Awarded +750 to reputation with Sarutobi Hiruzen
"That's fucked up, jiji," mumbled Naruto, closing the window.
Naruto made it out of the village easily enough, once more his prankster ways playing to his advantage. It didn't take long before another warning popped up, this was different from any he'd ever seen before.
Training Field 13 – A heavily forested area populated with a large number of chakra spiders. Recommended Level: 12.
Naruto blinked several times, this was new. So were the three spiders that suddenly dropped from the canopy above him and directly into his path.
Chakra Spider Youngling Lvl 9
HP: 500/500 CP: 100/100
Chakra Spider venom will cause those afflicted to bleed out chakra.
"That's not good," said Naruto, quickly putting the scroll into his inventory instead of trying to carry the damned thing. That done, he pulled a handful of shuriken and kunai then let them fly in with [Buki no Arashi]. The ten projectiles rained down on the spiders, killing one outright, wounding another but missing the third completely and totally pissing them both off. Naruto pulled two kunai immediately after, one for each hand. Naruto quickly dispatched the weakened one before dodging the unhurt ones leap at him.
A few more dodges and Naruto scored a solid hit, slicing off four of the spider's legs. A [Double Pierce] later and the spider was gone. Naruto smiled, he didn't get bit and three of them gave him 200 experience each.
"Why do I get the feeling this isn't the last of them?" asked Naruto to himself. This game liked fucking with him at the worst possible times.
Naruto began moving through the forest again, running into several more packs of spiders, mostly younglings, but a few juveniles and adults. All experience worthy and all obnoxious.
Naruto was nearing his destination when everything suddenly went very, very quiet. It was so eerie that Naruto had to stop and check his surroundings. Looking up he couldn't help the terror that momentarily coursed through his veins.
Jorogumo, the Prostitute Spider Lvl 16
HP: 1500/1500 CP: 100/100
Mother to the Chakra Spiders inhabiting these woods, she has been roused by the loss of so many of her children. Beware her breath for it will ensnare you as it has many other man. Those who fall prey are bedded then drained of life.
Naruto swallowed heavily, he was too young to die and much too young to be a father to hundreds of little spider monsters.
Naruto pulled out two kunai and dropped into a ready stance. "Okay, you ugly bitch, let's rumble."
"You . . ." she moaned. "You have hurt so many of my children, taken them from their mother's embrace. You shall take responsibility." She dropped heavily to the forest floor. Eight monstrous legs connected to the largest spider Naruto had ever seen. From behind her was what looked like a scorpion's tail but instead of stinger was a woman's body. The woman was completely lifeless, yet her mouth spoke. "I will have you then I and our little ones shall devour you.
Naruto decided to wait no longer, showering her with another rain of weapons via [Buki no Arashi], sadly it had almost no effect at all, barely ticking her HP down at all, of course it would help to have hit with more than one or two weapons, the bitch was surprisingly agile.
"If range won't work on you then I'll have to get in a bit close. [Chakra Sprint][Chakra Reinforcement] allowed Naruto to close in quickly and shrug off the glancing blow from one of her leg's. He ducked under the offending appendage and drove one of his kunai into the joint. Another leg swung at him and ducked then kicked the butt of the kunai deeper into the joint.
Jorogumo screamed in pain and thrashed about getting some space from Naruto. As she backed away the limp and injured leg caught on a tree root. She tugged against the root eventually ripping her leg right out of her torso, spraying green oozing blood all over the place and dropping her HP almost an eighth.
"Okay, so that did some significant damage," Naruto said, analyzing the situation. "Now let's see if I can do it again."
Naruto sprinted in again, dodging multiple leg slashes, eventually get in close enough to jam two kunai into one joint and pop the leg free of her body instantly. Smirking in his moment of triumph, he missed the tail move on him. He then turned to be caught face to face with the woman, a crying sad woman whimpering, he hesitated.
The woman suddenly smirked and exhaled a bunch of gas in his face.
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