As expected, what followed was another blinding spectacle of chaos.
"Now, let's welcome Cai Qiguang to the stage, who will perform 'Hey Myth·Wu Kong' for us. Please give him a round of applause!"
"Brother Guang is awesome!"
"Brother Guang is badass!"
Under the watchful eyes of his classmates, Cai Qiguang walked from the audience to the center of the classroom, dressed in a tiger-skin skirt and a classic monkey suit bought from some discount site, wearing a golden headband made from a metal hanger, and strutted confidently to the center stage.
His getup of "Truth in Jest" was hard to take seriously, yet he felt good about himself, believing tonight would be his time to shine.
From then on, he'd marry a beautiful and rich woman and reach the peak of his life.
'Having already conquered the Black Myth without a scratch, I am destined to become Heaven's Chosen in this life!'
