"The Celestial Secret Mirror is of great quality. It's not just enough to smash a little teddy bear, it's more than enough to crack open walnuts."
While munching on freshly shelled walnut kernels, Lin Li wiped the powdery residue of walnut crumbs from the cracked surface of the Celestial Secret Mirror, returning it to the system for self-repair.
Dang.
Does weather count as a celestial secret? Although Lin Li was reluctant to admit it, he did think it counted.
But, but!
You can't really give yourself such a lame celestial secret!
You're a magical treasure, dude. You should be providing those kinds of secrets that demand a heavy price for peering into — those unspeakable, unseeable hidden information, right?
Like what exactly did the pangolin say, the confidentiality agreement from 1999, the entry point to Welfare Girl's exclusive circle, did Zhu Chongba sell pockets when he was a beggar, and so on.
But no, you give me the weather instead.
