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Enzo's birthday party lasted until midnight. According to Enzo's idea, he should have held a cocktail party, but Bayonetta shouted that she was tired and wanted to go home to rest, so the party had to end there.
However, just when Enzo threw the keys to Bayonetta and asked her to drive his car back, Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye.
She twirled her car keys and asked, "Where are you staying tonight?"
"Where else can I live? It's only here." Shen Ye tapped the ground with his foot, then asked with a smile: "Why, do you want to invite me to live in your house?"
But Bayonetta just said, "My house is big."
"Enzo's house is huge, too."
"But I'm the only one in my family."
It was a very tempting reason, so Shen Ye looked at Enzo: "Do you think I should refuse?"
Enzo did not answer this question, but looked at the two of them in confusion: "Actually, I'm very curious, when did your relationship become so good? Did you really do it when I was mourning Rodin's fake death in the bar the day before yesterday?"
"No." Shen Ye began to prove his innocence, "I haven't even touched her hand."
At most, I touched her all over, of course, when she turned into a cat.
But Bayonetta was much more straightforward, not hiding anything at all: "In fact, I have slept with him."
"Then why did he say he didn't even touch your hand?" Enzo was a little confused, and pushed Ed away who was curious and eavesdropped on their conversation: "Children should stay out of the conversation when adults are talking."
He knew very well that Bayonetta was a woman who spoke without restraint, and he didn't want his child to be corrupted by this woman.
"Yes, it's true that she hasn't even touched my hand, but is it necessary to touch hands before sleeping together?" Bayonetta asked back.
"Hiss, it's hard to imagine what position you were using at that time? Even if the woman was on top and the man was on the bottom... Shen, don't tell me you were the passive one." Enzo imagined it and came up with only this possibility.
Shen Ye spread his hands and said, "She was indeed the active one, and I was indeed very passive at that time. Also, you are not wrong, the woman was on top and the man was on the bottom, and she even pressed me to sleep for the whole night."
Hearing this, Enzo blinked his eyes: "Okay, this is beyond my imagination, but you clearly slept in my house these two days, don't tell me you sneaked out in the middle of the night?"
Shen Ye didn't say anything, but just showed a mysterious smile.
In fact, this smile meant nothing because he didn't know how to answer at all.
Fortunately, Enzo didn't ask any more questions except out of curiosity. He muttered a few incomprehensible words to himself and waved his hand: "Forget it, go away. I won't keep you here. But Bayonetta, don't damage my car. It's new... By the way, I also have an SUV. Why don't you drive that one? The sound insulation of a convertible is a bit poor."
"Don't worry, if we really can't help it, we'll find a deserted park."
Enzo looked at Bayonetta who said this and sighed: "I really had foresight and let my son go early. He is only in elementary school. It is not a good thing for him to be exposed to sexual knowledge so early."
As he said that, he walked to the coffee table, took out another car key from a drawer underneath, and wanted to exchange it with Bayonetta.
But Bayonetta simply pulled Shen Ye towards the door.
Looking at the backs of the two people, Enzo thought for a moment and reminded them: "There is a park not far from our community. There are no homeless people, no police, and no cameras there."
"Got it." Bayonetta waved her hand without looking back, then closed the door.
But before the door was closed tightly, she opened it again and suddenly remembered something.
"Enzo, don't forget what I asked you to do."
Enzo nodded: "I'm already checking, and I think we'll have news tomorrow."
Bayonetta smiled and said, "Then I will wait for your good news."
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As it turned out, Bayonetta was just joking. She didn't really take Shen Ye to the park, but drove directly to her home.
"Mr. Cat, have you recovered your strength?"
In the car, Bayonetta supported her chin with one hand and controlled the steering wheel with the other, and asked the man beside her with a smile on her face.
"Anyway, there is absolutely no problem dealing with you." Shen Ye was also supporting his chin. The wind blowing in his face made him feel very comfortable, and his eyes narrowed.
"Don't talk big for the sake of so-called man's dignity. I'm very difficult to deal with." Bayonetta glanced at Shen Ye, her eyes full of teasing.
Once again, his ability as a man was doubted, but Shen Ye did not show too much excitement, but just said lightly: "We'll see."
Although Shen Ye's English was already very proficient due to the system, Bayonetta misunderstood his words after they were translated into English: "Hmm, so you like that position? Walking? I heard that it consumes a lot of energy, but it doesn't matter. Although I'm tall, I'm not heavy. You can definitely carry me."
Shen Ye twitched the corner of his mouth. He was not only shocked that Miss Witch had misunderstood the meaning of his words, but also shocked by the bold words that Miss Witch had said. Even Jeanne was much more tactful than her when the two of them were at their most passionate.
This is the future successor of the witch clan.
Shen Ye thought: "Fortunately, the witch clan has been exterminated, otherwise all the witches in the clan would have been led astray by her..."
However, compared to being exterminated, being led astray seems to be nothing, right?
Thinking of this, Shen Ye glanced at Bayonetta's chest. Of course, he was not looking at her breasts. Although his gaze did linger on the ravine for several seconds, he was mainly looking at the Left Eye of Darknes, which was known as the Eyes of the World and hung on the witch's chest.
He remembered that one of the abilities of the left and right eyes of the Eye of the World was to monitor time and history. Bayonetta's father even summoned the young version of Bayonetta to the present. Although that young version of Bayonetta might be a witch from a parallel world, it at least proved the power of the Eyes of the World.
He suddenly thought of a question: "If I gather all the Eyes of the World and travel back five hundred years, can I save the witch clan?"
Since we can summon people from 500 years ago, we should be able to send people from 500 years later back, right? If that is really possible...
"But history will be disrupted like this, so let's not do it." Shen Ye shook his head again. He was afraid that he would ruin the world because of a possible idea of his.
However, Shen Ye remembered one thing. This world has a parallel world. What will happen if Bayonetta from another world comes here and sees him?
After all, it is impossible for him to have multiple clones in parallel worlds. This is what the system told him.
While he was thinking this in his heart, his eyes were always on Bayonetta's chest. After our black-haired witch said that, after not getting a response from Shen Ye for a long time, she turned her head to look at Shen Ye, and then found that the other party's gaze was placed in a very clever position.
I have a great body.
Bayonetta thought to herself, and then puffed out her chest proudly, but just as she made this move, Shen Ye retracted his gaze, which made the black-haired witch, who had been paying attention to Shen Ye's gaze changes, very angry. She felt like she was showing off to a blind man.
Forget it. We'll be at my house later, and it'll be useless even if you beg me.
The black-haired witch glared at Shen Ye coldly.
Shen Ye was a little puzzled after being glared at. He looked at the black-haired witch and asked, "Miss Cat, what's wrong?"
The tsundere witch didn't want to pay attention to him now. She took out a lollipop and put it in her mouth, driving the sports car very attentively.
Uh...I don't think I offended her?
Shen Ye scratched his head and began to recall what he had just done, but apart from secretly glancing at her breasts a few times, it seemed that he had not done anything out of line.
Besides, given the witch's personality, she probably wouldn't be angry even if someone caught her peeking at her breasts...
So, what's wrong with me?
With Shen Ye's puzzled expression, the black-haired witch parked the sports car in front of a motel.
"Are we there?" Shen Ye looked at the motel in front of him. When he was in Raccoon City, he had also stayed in a motel for some reason, but he did not have a very good impression of motels, which could only be described as dirty and messy.
"You don't live here, do you?" Shen Ye looked doubtful. Why did it seem like the black-haired witch was doing even worse than the silver-haired witch? But that wasn't the case in the game!
Just when Shen Ye was confused, the black-haired witch said coldly: "Do you think I would live in a place like this?"
"Probably not." Shen Ye shook his head.
"Don't use 'should', use 'definitely'." The black-haired witch glanced at him unhappily: "Most convenience stores and supermarkets are closed at this time. Only the convenience store in the motel is open 24 hours a day. There is only one supermarket near the community where I live..."
"So what do you want to buy?" Shen Ye understood what Bayonetta meant.
"Wine, this is your first time visiting my house, I should at least prepare a welcome ceremony for you." The black-haired witch said as a matter of course.
Uh... do all you witches pay so much attention to rituals?
Shen Ye thought of Jeanne. When he went to Jeanne's house, Jeanne also said that she would prepare a welcome ceremony for him.
"And I have to prepare some men's things for you, at least a pair of slippers. Of course, if you stay here for a long time, I have to buy you a razor." The black-haired witch thought about it, and seemed to have forgotten that she was still angry with Shen Ye.
Listening to the words of the black-haired witch, Shen Ye had a strong sense of déjà vu. In his eyes, he could vaguely see the shadow of Jeanne appear behind Bayonetta.
As expected, they are worthy of being the closest of best friends, even treating men in the same way.
But Shen Ye couldn't help but sigh, although the witch's style of doing things was casual, she was unexpectedly caring.
With such emotion in his heart, Shen Ye and Bayonetta got out of the car and walked into the convenience store inside the motel.
The owner of the convenience store was a middle-aged white man, which seemed to be the standard for every motel. When he saw the two people coming in, the middle-aged man didn't even raise his eyelids, but just said lightly: "Welcome to Duncan's motel, here we have the most complete daily necessities, including guns and bullets..."
When he said the latter part, the middle-aged man raised his head and after seeing that it was a man and a woman, he added another sentence.
"And of course, there are condoms, in all flavors."
"Do you have rosemary flavor?" The black-haired witch was not a shy girl, so she asked directly.
"Probably not..." The middle-aged white man thought that the black-haired witch would be reserved, but when he heard this, he was stunned.
"Then don't say you have them all. Besides, he and I don't need them." Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye with a smile: "Well, dear, do you want them? I heard that men will feel uncomfortable with them!"
Don't be so blunt, Miss Witch...
Even though Shen Ye is a veteran, his introverted character still makes him feel a little embarrassed when he hears the conversation between the two. You know, a few months ago (in reality), he was still the kind of innocent boy who would blush with shyness after accidentally buying condoms when buying chewing gum in the supermarket.
"Mr. Cat, you are shy." The black-haired witch certainly saw the embarrassment that flashed across Shen Ye's face.
"No." Shen Ye said calmly, then walked to the cashier counter and picked up a box at random without even looking.
At this time, the middle-aged man suddenly reminded: "That's chewing gum."
Shen Ye was stunned, and quickly looked down, and found that it was indeed chewing gum.
"This is what I want." Shen Ye raised his chewing gum: "You don't need to brush your teeth when eating this."
"Have you been a soldier?" the middle-aged man asked curiously. No matter which army, they would be issued chewing gum as a temporary substitute for cleaning the mouth when there is no time to brush teeth.
"Yeah!" Shen Ye didn't want to discuss his past experiences with a stranger, so he nodded and walked deeper into the convenience store.
Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye's back, thought about it, and gave up the idea of picking things at the checkout counter. After all, she felt it was too early now, and she might not use these things in the future.
Not long after, the two returned to the cashier counter, each carrying a pile of things.
What Shen Ye bought were all food. After all, Miss Witch said she wanted to drink some wine, so he had to prepare some food to go with it.
In addition to buying a few bottles of wine, Miss Witch also unexpectedly bought some men's things.
"It's a pity there are no pajamas here." Bayonetta thought with some regret, then took out her wallet to pay.
But Shen Ye paid the money first.
When he was in Germany, everything was prepared for him by Jeanne, which made him feel like a gigolo. In order not to experience this feeling again, he had to be more proactive.
"Well, I hope that when we get home later, you can be as proactive in paying as you are now." Miss Witch said with a smile.
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