Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk?

And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen!

But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you.

So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits!

And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***.

so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101

I'm Calling B******* on "Holier Than Thou" Religion


Every church claims they've got the real truth, but half the time they're just remixing the rules to fit whoever's in charge. One church says dancing is a sin, another says it's fine if you tithe extra. Meanwhile, the Bible has had more edits than a reality TV show. You think emperors and popes just sat back and let the peasants write whatever they wanted? Nah, they were slipping in rules left and right—"Obey authority," "Pay your taxes," "Don't question the guy in the fancy hat." Sounds less like divine inspiration and more like a medieval HR manual.


Churches love to call out everyone else's flaws while ignoring their own. They'll forgive the choir lady for gossip but judge you for tattoos. They preach about loving your neighbor, then split the church over the color of the carpet. If Jesus came back today and didn't fit their expectations—wrong look, wrong background, maybe even missing a few parts—they'd probably kick him out for not having the right paperwork.


I'm calling b*******. If your faith is real, it shouldn't depend on the color of the carpet or who's wearing what on Sunday. It should be about love, honesty, and maybe a little less hypocrisy.


Seriously the same guy that didn't turn water into wine supposedly and resurrect The dead can't also be a vampire and a witch God forbid there's any magic in the Bible and yet there is all the same stupid time that's not intentional divide! 


Chapter 6 - this is b******* I'm calling it! Ty ppl mag