"The Jedi are fucking monsters."
The next day, a bald-headed tomato-skinned boy was complaining to himself after a few dozen laps around the Sarlacc Pit.
"How the fuck do they give lightsabers to children to play with?!"
'Hahahaha~!'
"Hey! You're not allowed to laugh! Didn't you lose a tentacle?!"
'It will grow back faster than your hair.'
"I don't know about that. My hair grows pretty damn fast, hahaha~!"
'Bet?'
"Bet what?"
'Food.'
"Okay, sure. If you can grow your tentacle faster than my hair… Uh, well, my hair only has to reach my shoulders. Then I'll bring you a few more of those stupid dogs to snack on."
'Deal.'
The next day the tentacle grew back and Asmodeus only had less than a centimeter of spiky black hair…
"Well, I guess it's time for me to go hunting, huh?"
Fortunately his ability to 'sense life' was much stronger than before. Even without much effort and not in a life or death situation, he could feel plenty of living creatures within a ten mile radius. It actually didn't matter to Sarry what kind of food he found, because she would eat anything, even people or literal shit. Some believe that the Sarlacc is actually closer to a 'plant' than an animal, so it's not that surprising.
"Is this robe too baggy? It feels a little weird to wear clothes again after all this time."
'Looks fine. Something people would wear.'
It wasn't a traditional Jedi robe, but more like a comfortable black silky bathrobe… When the wind blew, his legs, ass and even his dick were revealed. A good portion of his muscular chest was also shown. His training the past few months had already shown quite good results. The 'nutrient solution' provided by Sarry was also helpful.
"Whatever, if Darth Talon can run around in Sith Bikini Armor then who gives a shit whether I wear a bathrobe?!"
He didn't go out unarmed either. He had a generic black blaster rifle on his back, a simple-looking brown blaster pistol on his left hip and a black lightsaber hilt on the other side. The brown utility belt also had a few empty pouches. He also carried a small metal case in his left hand, which was also empty.
"Let's gooo~!"
Even though he shouted, Asmodeus just walked around through the hot desert pretty calmly. Wearing a black robe simultaneously protected him from direct exposure on a lot of his body, but also made him feel a little uncomfortable because the material started sticking to his sweaty skin. Not to mention the strap of the blaster rifle digging into his shoulder or the light reflecting off the silver case blinding his peripheral vision…
He followed the guidance of the Force pretty naturally. Soon enough, he found some boulders with a few large gourds growing between them. There were also some Scurriers. Not like the frozen little ones he ate back then, but much larger. Most of them reached up to his knees.
"They're so cute though…" In the end, he couldn't bring himself to 'hunt' them. They also didn't really seem to be afraid of his presence. He was going to pick up the gourds, but hesitated and stopped himself.
"You guys need them more than me. Bye-bye~!"
Then he left to go find some bigger 'prey'. He saw a herd of a strange camel-like creature. It didn't have too large of a humped back though. With scaly skin instead of fur. The head was particularly weird, with a long mouth that looked similar to an elephant's trunk. The Eopie is a common pack animal, but… Obviously these were wild.
"Ugh… Fuck." Asmodeus put down the blaster rifle and sighed, sitting on a big rock and drinking some sour juice from a gourd he picked up on the way.
"I am probably the worst fucking Sith in the history of Sith. Can't even bring myself to kill a random animal for food!"
*Rumble…*
"Wait… What the fuck? What the fuck is that shit?! Hahahaha~! Oh my God!"
The poor unfortunate herd of Eopies freaked out and tried to escape, but a massive shark-like head erupted from beneath their feet! Five of the largest Eopies were devoured instantly, while the others tried to scatter in all directions!
That huge head was covered in thick brown bony armor, with tiny beady black eyes on the sides. Of course, the tiny eyes were only relative to its truly massive size!
"Wait, that's a fucking Krayt Dragon! Right?!"
The head lifted up a dozen meters above the sand as it roared towards the sky, then looked around at the escaping prey. It didn't seem to care about the 'tiny' creature in the distance, even though the beast did glance at Asmodeus for a moment. The huge head dove back into the sand and it continued swimming around underground with five sets of powerful legs. A huge tail whipped up out of a distant dune and sent a bunch of large boulders flying into the distance.
"Huh… Nature is really cool."
He didn't think too much about it though. After all, the monster wasn't interested in eating him and he also didn't believe his little blaster would do much damage. For that matter, even if Sarry could eat a Greater Krayt Dragon, he couldn't drag the beast a dozen miles through the desert to feed his 'girlfriend'.
"Hmmm… Wait… No, stop that!"
Asmodeus shouted as he watched the giant mound of moving sand traveling into the distance… More specifically, it was headed towards the Great Pit of Carkoon!
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