"So, both of you were sent by the church to capture the stray exorcist and the traitor who stole the Holy Swords? And now you're telling me they might be working with one of the fallen angels' leaders, Kokabiel?" Inside a restaurant, Yusuke watched the two girls devouring their food as he spoke.
After their ridiculous marriage proposal earlier, which Yusuke completely ignored, the duo kept bickering nonstop until he finally cut them off. Seeing that they were hungry, he decided to take them out to eat.
From what they told him, the twintailed girl named Irina had been scammed after buying a portrait of Jesus, thinking it was genuine. She spent all their money on it, and now they didn't even have a place to stay for the night.
When he brought them to the restaurant, they originally wanted to sit beside him, but when he saw them about to start bickering again, he refused.
"Yes, even though Kokabiel is strong, we have to retrieve the Holy Swords, even if it means risking our lives," Xenovia said, taking a bite of her burger and speaking with her mouth full. "But I'd rather not die after finally finding my husband." She smiled at him shyly as she spoke.
She would have looked beautiful if she weren't smiling with her cheeks puffed full of food. Still, with her good looks, she somehow managed to look cute anyway.
[Xenovia Quarta's submission: 49 (Possessive)]
[Irina Shidou's submission: 47 (Possessive)]
With their relatively high submission value, when Yusuke asked about them, they ended up telling him everything.
"It's good that you decided not to throw your life away," Yusuke said with a calm nod. He reached out, wiped the sauce from her lips, then brought his finger to his mouth and licked it. "It'd be a waste for a good girl like you to die for nothing."
His action triggered exactly the kind of reaction one would expect from a new yandere. Xenovia's body froze, her mind went into overdrive, and the burger slipped from her hands onto the table.
For now, Yusuke had a good impression of the two women. They didn't seem inherently evil or completely insane. He came to this conclusion based on how they reacted to each other's love for him. Despite their anger and resentment, neither did anything extreme beyond arguing. If it had been Murayama with her Sacred Gear and another girl who had just met him, Yusuke was 99% sure she would have stabbed the poor girl or, even worse, cut her to pieces.
Though this was just his first assessment and still required more observation, after all, there are many yanderes who can suddenly turn very dark when provoked. Perhaps it was also a factor that they had just met him and hadn't been exposed to him for long.
"Darling, say ahh~!" As he thought this, Irina leaned over the table with a French fry in her hand, a bashful smile on her face.
Yusuke opened his mouth and ate the fry. As he did, he felt her finger brush against his tongue. Not only that, her finger lingered, tracing his lips a few times before retreating.
Irina returned to her seat, holding her hand and giggling in a strangely eerie way. "Hehehe~!"
If this had happened before everything he had been through, Yusuke might have been astonished or surprised. By now, however, he didn't find any of her actions weird or out of place. It was exactly what a yandere should normally do.
"What should I do with them now?" Yusuke crossed his arms and fell into deep thought. The rewards for their quests were quite good, actually very high. One level, skill points, and a free skill. He was especially curious about the skill called Ascendant Form. From its name, it sounded like an incredibly powerful ability.
There was also the matter of that Kokabiel guy. Raynare and Kalawarna had told him about him, and it seemed that he had been plotting something in Kuoh Town for quite a while.
Now, with the church involved, the situation in Kuoh Town would become even more complicated with all three factions involved. Who knows, a single mistake could spark another great war.
Especially if people with important identities, like Rias or Sona, were killed.
That Kokabiel was also one of the leaders of the fallen angels. If he were killed, it was likely the fallen angels would start a conflict with the other factions.
And then there was that Azazel guy. Kalawarna said he knew about Kokabiel's movements. As the Governor of the fallen angels, why wasn't he stopping him? Or could it be that he was plotting something even bigger?
'This is freaking annoying! Kuoh Town is just a small town. Why would that bastard even target it? He could've gone to bigger, better places! Damn it! I just want to do my quests and enjoy my harem life in peace!' Yusuke suddenly grabbed his head and roared in his mind.
"I'm full, Yu, let's go home," Xenovia said after finishing her meal. She stood up, walked over to him, and spoke in a cheerful tone as if saying something perfectly ordinary.
"Me too! I'm done eating, darling, let's go home!" Irina shot a glare at Xenovia, set down her half-eaten burger, and stood up as well.
Neither of them even bothered asking his permission to call him so casually. Not that he cared, since he had made the same mistakes plenty of times when he first arrived in this world, but it still showed just how strange these two girls were.
"Home? What home?" Yusuke asked as he stood up, pulling out his wallet.
"Your home, of course. As your bride, your home is my home, right, darling?" Irina said, holding his hand with a bright yet slightly perverted smile. Her hand trembled as she gripped his, as if she were having some kind of mental orgasm at that very moment.
"No, you're not going to my home," Yusuke said firmly, shaking his head. "I have a free place where you can spend the night, but neither of you is staying at my place."
There was no way he'd bring those two to his house. Not even Koneko or Rias had ever spent the night there. His house was his harem paradise, the one place he could relax, play, flirt, and enjoy his wild, depraved fun with his beloved women without interruption. Bringing an untamed yandere into that haven would only spell disaster for his blissfully corrupted peace.
"Ehh? Why? I want to sleep with you, darling!" Irina shouted, her voice filled with shock.
"What do you mean by sleeping with him? Yu is my husband! He'll be making love to me tonight!" Xenovia snapped, glaring at Irina as she grabbed Yusuke's other arm and pressed it tightly against her large, full chest.
"Are these two for real?"
"Kids these days know how to play, heh. How envious."
"Damn, that guy is living the dream. I want girls to fight over me, too."
"If I were him, why choose one? I would take them both straight to bed and give them some thick, deep love."
"Heh, with that scrawny body? Look at him, then look at you. I bet your soul would be drained in a single night."
"That man has such a good body. Maybe he's hiding some other muscles down there. I wonder how it would feel if he pushed me down and railed me roughly! Ehh? Why does it suddenly feel cold?"
The voices of the two girls drew the attention of the other customers, who began whispering among themselves, casting envious and astonished glances their way. The last to speak was a woman in her mid-twenties, who suddenly felt a chill run through her, making her shudder.
"Hey, I told you earlier not to argue, it's annoying! Wait until I'm gone, and you can fight all you want," Yusuke said, reaching out and tapping their shoulders. His strong aura made the two of them freeze in place.
He had done this earlier to stop both of them from arguing, and the move succeeded perfectly in halting them. It also made it clear that he wasn't weak or a pushover, able to deal with any kidnappings that might cross their yandere minds in the future.
It was also for this reason that Xenovia and Irina had told him about their mission. If he were a normal person, they probably wouldn't have been so open about sharing information on supernaturals so early. After all, who knew if he would even believe them?
"I'm sorry."
"Darling, I'm sorry too."
The two girls immediately lowered their heads and apologized.
After paying the bill, Yusuke led the two girls, who had started a silent clinging competition over who could cling to him more, to a fairly large house. Opening the door, he said, "You two can stay here as long as you want, just don't go destroying the place."
Raynare and Kalawarna both had large amounts of money and properties. This house was one of Raynare's properties that she had bought but never used. Though now, all of this wealth had become his.
It hadn't been visited for God knows how long, and a faint layer of dust covered the furniture. Yusuke cast a cleaning magic to remove the accumulated dust.
"Whoa, so big!" Both girls exclaimed at the same time.
[That's what she said.] The system suddenly snickered.
'Well, she isn't wrong,' Yusuke chuckled.
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"I'm back!" After settling the two down and struggling free from their clingy arms, Yusuke finally returned home.
"Welcome back, husband~!" He was greeted by a perfectly beautiful woman in a black apron.
She was wearing only a freaking apron, walking toward him with her long black hair and large bust swaying. "Is this to your liking?" she spun around with a wide smile.
When she turned, her naked back and perfectly shaped butt were clearly visible to him.
"Nice body, Akeno!" Yusuke gave her a thumbs up with a wide, perverted grin. As expected, nothing beats the feeling of being home!
"Fufufu~! Yusuke-kun is really honest!" Akeno laughed delightfully. She bent over and placed a pair of slippers in front of him. "I've already prepared the bath for you."
Yusuke slipped on the slippers while listening to her, his eyes glued to her breasts bouncing with every movement. A naked apron, what a marvelous invention!
"Actually, I'm still missing something and need your help," Akeno said in a soft, lascivious voice as she pulled his arm and led him in the direction of the bath.
"What is it?" Yusuke asked, curious.
Akeno let go of him and stood before him. With flushed cheeks and heart-shaped pupils, she lifted her apron and said, "I've been feeling empty since earlier. Can you please fill me up? I need you inside me, husband~!"
The scene revealed beneath her apron a beautiful pink pussy, literally flooding with her naughty fluids, her fluids running down her thighs and dripping to the floor.
Thud!
It was as if a string snapped. Yusuke immediately pushed Akeno against the wall, lifted both her legs onto his shoulders, ripped off his trousers and boxers, and thrust his erect cock directly into her eager pussy.
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Pa! Pa! Pa!
"Hmm! Haahn! Haaah! Hyaaa! More! More! Fuck! Hurry and cum! I want to feel your hot stuff inside me! Haaah!"
Akeno's voice resounded through the first floor, alerting a certain blond nun. Asia tiptoed silently toward the source of the sound, leaning against the wall to peek at the scene. The moment she saw it, her pupils shrank and her face froze.
Because Akeno, Raynare, Murayama, Tsubaki, and the others always tended to seduce him whenever and wherever they wanted, it was perfectly normal for Yusuke to end up deep inside any of them at random, in any place.
They could be watching TV and end up in an orgy, or just walking through the kitchen when he suddenly sees a naked ass sticking out from a doorway, waiting for him. These things happened so often that they had become completely normal.
However, to avoid causing Asia any inconvenience, Yusuke didn't stay on the first floor much. Right now, because of Akeno's seduction, he forgot everything else and went straight to fucking her brain into mush.
Asia was witnessing this scene for the first time. Her heart raced with excitement, yet at the same time, a sharp pain gripped her chest as she struggled with the thought of her beloved being with another woman.
On one hand, she was deeply pained to see him drilling into another woman. On the other, she was thrilled to see Yusuke's naked, sacred body right before her eyes, a scene she had only ever imagined in her dreams.
'Yusuke-sama! Yusuke-sama!' Shouting his name in her mind, Asia's hand slowly crept between her legs and began touching herself vigorously, performing her S-rank water jutsu.
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