"Fuck…!"
Too loud?
Screaming like a banshee, of course it was loud!
A flash of past memories hits.
*"This is the landlord. We've had complaints about yelling at night, music, and other noise. Multi-unit villas are sensitive to sound, so please be mindful for your neighbors ^^"*
"Ngh, fuck, ah… Shit…!"
The natural-born loser in me, raging with screams, deflates like a popped balloon.
I don't know whose footsteps those are, but the second I realize they're heading for my door, my brain blanks out. Classic shut-in panic mode.
*Knock knock knock.*
"Hey."
A sharp, slightly pissed-off woman's voice comes from outside.
Fuck, I'm screwed. Totally fucked. This prime, transit-friendly villa rental was hard to get, and I *cannot* piss off the landlord!
"Hey, I heard you screaming. Open the door."
I swallow hard.
Pretending I'm not here… won't work…!
"Hey! You deaf?"
I open the door without a single excuse ready, and when it swings open, she's standing there, eyes wide like she's startled.
*Oh. I remember.*
It clicks—the landlord's wife, someone I barely crossed paths with.
Years ago, when I signed the lease through a realtor in winter, I saw her briefly.
Even back then, bundled in a thick coat, she glared at me with that same annoyed look. The contract went smooth, but I remember her pulling the realtor aside for a long chat, leaving me standing there.
I didn't catch it all, but her dislike for me as a tenant was fucking obvious.
A normal person might've called out her rudeness, but I just stood there, head down, like a loser facing a high-school bully queen, too scared to meet her eyes. I barely remember what she looked like.
Just that she was intimidating, someone to avoid, with a sharp, scary voice…
That's all that stuck.
"Uh, um, sorry… I was, uh, loud, right?"
Apologize first.
The owner of Sekyung Villa is a sleek, curvy woman.
Unlike back then, she's in a tight "Dongtan dress" that hugs every line of her body, making my eyes pop.
…Fucking massive tits. Reminds me of my dead Genatia-chan!
A face that screams she kicked plenty of losers like me in school—sharp, pretty, with a fierce glare.
Her long hair, parted to show her forehead, cascades down to her waist.
Arms crossed, ready to chew me out. She looks up at me without flinching.
"…A man."
Her mumble.
…"A man"? Didn't she know? Sure, we haven't seen each other since the lease, but still…
She scans me from head to toe, then says in a slightly calmer tone.
"We've had complaints. Neighbors next door, downstairs. I heard you screaming just now too."
"Sorry…"
"…"
She's eyeing me longer than I checked her out, looking pissed.
"Yesterday, they heard something like a woman moaning…"
Moaning? Ji-min's noises?
How fucking thin are these walls?!
I try to keep it quiet, but sometimes my freakouts hit a breaking point, and I can't help it…
"…Thought it was a woman, so I came to check. But it's a man."
"Huh?"
"A man."
"Y-yeah, that's me."
As you can see, I'm a dude.
"Well… since you're a man, I'll let it slide."
"What?"
My shitty social skills aren't making me hear things, right?
Letting it slide 'cause I'm a man? What's that mean?
"Pent-up sex drive, right? Couldn't help it? *Giggle.*"
???
What the fuck.
She smirks like she just nailed me with some clever harassment, and I'm fucking dumbfounded.
A normal reaction would be to ignore me.
Women don't talk sex with guys they don't care about.
Even if they're interested, not on a first meeting.
"Gets hard all the time, huh?"
"…Huh? What?"
"What, offended? *Hmph…*"
"What are you talking about…"
"Your dick. Your *dick.*"
…My cock twitches.
No way around it when a woman like her says "dick" and giggles in my face.
What is this, some porn comic?
"Whatever. Keep it up, and I'll really report you. Be careful next time."
"Uh, yeah…"
"Oh, and…"
*Step.*
Without being asked, she steps closer, hand on the door chain, staring at me.
"You should be careful. Being a man."
"???"
"It's all women in this villa except you. What if some creep breaks in?"
Is she… worried about me 'cause I'm a guy?
"Later."
No clue if she's nice or a bitch.
She storms off like a hurricane, strutting up the stairs, her fat ass bouncing proudly.
"Phew…"
I shut the door, catching my breath, but the more I replay what just happened, the hornier I get.
Back in my safe space, my dick's raging hard.
*Hmm…*
Where's that lease agreement…
I dig out the contract with her name.
*Name: Ryu Harin.*
Pretty name…
Even after all that cumming, my cock's itching.
And those tits…
It's enough to soothe my broken heart.
I'm too spineless to talk back to a fierce queen like her, but that's such a thrill for a loser like me.
She's bound to become my next fantasy.
Should I go to Ryu Harin?
Bust open her door and yell, "Spread that pussy, bitch!"
…For real?
Typical loser fantasy.
As if she'd let me.
But the world's fucked up, so maybe…
Digging online after my gacha characters got gender-swapped, I figure out why my algorithm broke yesterday.
Right now, society's sexual norms are flipped.
But that's not all.
Ji-min's irrational behavior, the cool, hot landlord's bold sexual harassment…
…Men's sexual value is *insanely* high.
Even for an ugly fucker like me.
So how much better do hot guys have it?
Not quite.
Being a "man" itself is rare as fuck.
For some unknown reason, male hormones shifted, so most guys are born looking androgynous, almost feminine, with barely any reproductive power.
A massive nerf.
Meanwhile, women got more feminine—bigger tits, longer fertile periods, staying young-looking like they're in their early 20s.
Their exploding sex drives come from this weird shift.
Flipped sexual norms play a part too.
Men's value—dig deeper, *dick* value—is absurdly high. A rough-looking guy like me gets a boost 'cause women expect my "dick functions" to deliver.
*Ugh…* Doesn't fully click, but that's the theory.
In short:
The world's now a reversed-chastity society where frail, useless guys are most of the population…
*Complicated.*
Let's call it *Reboot World*.
The cash envelope still being here means I didn't fall into another dimension.
The world's components just changed.
So, it's a reboot.
"Fuck, it's normalized…"
This is my victory for surviving Reboot World, right!?
I quietly clench my fist.
Good thing I never worked!
Now I'll live like a chad, banging chicks 365 days a year!
"Sex party!"
I throw my arms up, shouting, then glance around the suddenly silent room.
"…"
A chad sex party?
Me, who can't even talk to people outside?
*No way…*
I slump, staring at my mobile game accounts—300 hours of rerolling and whaling.
Edelwin: "Eek, my balls aren't *that* big…! Stop staring!"
"…Selling the account."
I'm done.
With most popular games flipping from male to female audiences, my phone's safe haven is gone.
The mobile games I thought I'd never quit vanish from my life.
I list my accounts on a trading site, scratching my foot, thinking.
"So, now what?"
*Hmm.*
Nothing really changes.
I get Reboot World, but… so what?
No 10 billion won dropped in front of me, so my life's probably the same.
Actively chasing girls outside? Fucking impossible.
With Ji-min around, I'm fine…
*"Pent-up sex drive, right? Couldn't help it? *Giggle.*"*
Harin's smirk makes me tingle.
I don't wanna go out.
Don't wanna build relationships.
The "me" hasn't changed overnight.
But Reboot World's events are tickling something inside.
*"For real, I can suck it? Really, really suck it?"*
Ji-min's cute voice, her desperate clinging.
It's waking some buried desire.
Playing with a hot, big-titted chick… sounds nice.
I used to shake my head, thinking it's out of my league.
*But it's Reboot World…*
Maybe I can dream a little?
"Let's play a round of LoL."
Legend of Legends. LoL for short.
Pick one of hundreds of champions, split into top, mid, jungle, bot, dominate lanes…
Break the enemy's Nexus to win.
Luckily, LoL's character genders are as I remember.
But…
*[Game Start]*
*[PreganantMachineDoyang: Our team's got a guy lol]*
*[GoodDickGiver: lmao Jang-seok, wanna give some dick? Want me to come over?]*
*[ClitSoBig: DICKDICKDICKDICKDICK]*
What's with these fucking nicknames?
Most players are women, dead serious about harassing guys.
Normally, girls get this shit in games.
*Wait, am I feeling offended?*
Dumbasses are annoying, sure.
But this vibe's new, so I'm thrown off.
*Enemy team's nicknames are normal. Fuck.*
Thinking this game's doomed, I feel a weird vibe.
*[PreganantMachineDoyang: Jang-seok, spread those balls wide, or I'm not ganking]*
*[SoloKillMachineJangseok: Show you my balls if you come]*
*[Double Kill!]*
"Fuck!! If I go in first, follow up! I died!"
*[Triple Kill!]*
*[Enemy is unstoppable]*
"Why's top so fucking stacked?"
Guys who never gank even when begged are teleporting to top like crazy, both teams.
They on drugs or what?
*[EveryonesGF: lol Jang-seok's dick tastes great, thanks ♡]*
*[HotGuyWhatsTheIssue: Cum inside a lot? Sweet~~]*
*[WhyOurTeamLuckSuck: lmao Jang-seok's a cum dumpster, womb's full]*
I scowl at the enemy team's post-game chat spam.
How many verses of this lame sex talk?
In a ten-player game, four friend requests pop up after one match.
*This real…?*
No way it's 'cause my nickname has a guy's name, right?
Just 'cause I humored one sex joke in team chat?
*Huh?*
*[MintBee has sent a friend request]*
*[Accept Y/N]*
Even an enemy sent one.
They were stupid good. ADC, no deaths, 18 kills, 12 assists.
Smurf? Casual game luck, wouldn't see them in ranked.
"Whatever…"
Their nick's sane, so.
Might as well accept.
*[MintBee: Hey]*
*[SoloKillMachineJangseok: Yo]*
*[MintBee: You actually a guy?]*
This one's hitting on me too?
*[SoloKillMachineJangseok: Yeah, guy]*
Annoyed, I type half-assed.
*[MintBee: Wanna duo? haha]*
*Hmm…* Duo?
Play together? They're way better than me.
*[MintBee: I'll boost your rank. Duo bot with me, you'll hit Master fast]*
That's tempting.
My top lane's Gold. Master's… Platinum, Emerald, Diamond… three tiers up?
*[SoloKillMachineJangseok: I'm not a support main, cool?]*
*[MintBee: Fine haha I'll play Minjun-support]*
"?"
Minjun-support?
Learned from Namu Wiki it's Reboot World's version of Yuumi-support.
"Time to climb?"
At first, we lose a bit, but once luck kicks in, we streak wins like crazy. I'm thinking she's Grandmaster or higher as an ADC.
*Was skeptical at first.*
A woman as a Grandmaster++ ADC main…?
I keep playing 'cause it's wild a Grandmaster ADC's a chick.
Could be a guy, but.
*[MintBee: Jang-seok, big dick? haha]*
…
If this was some gay dude flirting, I'd punch them.
In Reboot World, this is just how women act…
*[MintBee: Small? I'm cool with small]*
Pissed. Why assume it's small?
*[SoloKillMachineJangseok: Over 20cm]*
*[MintBee: lmao don't lie]*
Big dick's one of my few prides.
Pre-Reboot World, it was just a piss stick, nothing more.
*[MintBee: Win this, show me your dick?]*
*Ugh…*
Not like I *can't* show it…
This vibe—idle players flirting in-game—feels like the gender-swapped version of sleazy build-up, and I'm the target. Fucking weird.
*So many tryhards chasing tail in games…*
Not me. I don't DM dicks on Instagram or try to pick up girls in-game.
More like I *can't*.
"Fine."
It's not like it wears out.
Curious about her reaction to my king cock, I swap numbers and start a video call.