Warning, the first 5 chapters were very info heavy. They had info for how the overall world/power structure will work.
That info is now in the auxiliary chapter. The story proper starts on chapter 6.


Rule #1: When a Random Omnipotent Being offers you a custom character sheet and a cross-dimensional fast pass, read the fine print.

Rule #2: There is no fine print. Only chaos. Blessed, balance-tested, cartoon-fueled chaos.

Welcome to the prototype run of The Game.
You weren’t meant to be a player. You didn’t get a tutorial.
And yet here you are armed with a half-finished system, a backlog of suppressed media knowledge, and a growing suspicion that the GM is just making it up as they go. (Spoiler: they are.)

This isn’t just a story. It’s a template. A Save/Load checkpoint. A cosmic draft folder.
It’s where R.O.B. 37 the most dangerously curious of the Random Omnipotent Beings starts testing out what happens when a wish-fulfillment engine gets smart. And bored. And possibly a little nostalgic.

Worlds will be revisited. Tropes will be broken.
AUs will be built, explored, then immediately patched.
Nothing is sacred. Everything is permitted.
(Except for linear plot structure. That died on page one.)


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Disclaimer:
Only the main character and the occasional OC are original.
The rest? All properties belong to their respective creators.
This is fanfiction with a capital F, and fanfiction with a capital F is legally obligated to go completely off the rails by arc three.
You’ve been warned.


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Why limit yourself? If "nothing is true, and everything is permitted", is true then why limit yourself?

The first few chapters are the template I'm putting in place for Random. Omnipotent. Being. (R.O.B.) 37. He is a true craftsman of wish fulfillment and balanced chaos. From a young age he studied the toons. As he grew his entrance to the litany of written works started early. By the time he finished formal schooling (k-12) he was aware of more media than he could ever truly finish in his life. So many worlds, so many stories. By the time he had reached his early 30's his eyes had seen so many takes on familiar stories and had written on so many posts It's an AU, that he decided to make his own Alternate Universe(s).....

Seriously the info dump was that big. My apologies. Story starts on 6.


Chapter 3 - Removed to Auxiliary Ch 0