Chapter 101 – Celestial Thirst Trap
He pointed at her. "Okay, maybe a little. But I didn't ask for an audience!"
"You activated a divine relic," she replied. "The sky split. Realms shook. We had to watch."
He flopped backward dramatically, one arm over his face. "This is a violation of my private life."
"It's in the terms and conditions."
"No one reads those!"
"I wrote them."
"Exactly!"
They stared at each other.
Then Lux groaned again. "I knew I should've absorbed it in the bathtub."
"You would've drowned."
"But I would've had privacy."
Celestaria shook her head, amusement tugging at her lips. "You're ridiculous."
"You're all creeps," he fired back. "Watching me like I'm some celestial thirst trap."
"I mean," she said lightly, "you did gain seventy-two divine admirers. Including three lesser goddesses and one Archon."
He slumped forward and stared into his milk like it was going to save him. "I want to unexist."
