As the train arrived at the underground platform on the human world-side, I stretched myself.
"Well, we've arrived, we've arrived. Now then, let's return home, Asia—"
When I turned to look at Asia. A son of a bitch with delicate features had drawn near Asia.
"Asia Argento...We finally meet." Son of a bitch he said.
"U-Umm..."
Asia was bewildered. Just seeing his face, I already formed a fist, in case I want to break his teeth.
"Diodora Astaroth, what business do you have with Asia!?" Just like I imagined, he ignored me.
"...So you've forgotten me. We should have met that time." "Bitch," said Asia.
The asswipe with wet hair suddenly revealed his chest and showed a big scar there. It was a deep scar. Asia's eyes opened wide when she saw that.
"—. That wound, could it be..."
"Yes, my face couldn't be seen back then, but I am the devil from that time."
"—"
Asia became speechless at those words.
"My name is Diodora Astaroth. That time you weren't able to treat it to the point where a scar wouldn't remain, but my life was saved due to your Sacred Gear."
—That's right, he was the devil who had been the trigger for Asia being driven out of the Church.
"Diodora? You're Diodora, aren't you?" Rias said.
Obviously. Didn't you hear when I called out his name or was speaking on mute?
Diodora tenderly took Asia's hand and was about to kiss it, but I sneakily came forward and replaced Asia's hand with mine.
The asswipe kissed my hand.
"…Gay," I said flatly.
A very unmanly choking sound escaped his throat as he realized something was off. He looked up, locking eyes with me—my expression full of pity and mild disappointment.
"I know I'm devastatingly handsome," I continued calmly, "but I don't swing that way. No judgment, of course. Society may not get it, and parents might struggle—but I get it. And you do have that Gay energy."
Rias snorted. Akeno covered her mouth. Asia blinked rapidly.
Diodora stiffened, clearly struggling to maintain his composure.
Ignoring me once again, he straightened and turned back to Asia, his voice lowering, becoming disturbingly sincere.
But for some reason, he was taking my attempt to rage bait him surprisingly well. In the anime, I believe he was rude to Issei because he was a reincarnated devil, so why is he not getting offended by me now?
If only he raised his voice or even pushed me, or better yet, punched me, I would confidently go on offense and collect his teeth from the floor.
"Asia," he said, "I came here for you. I regret not greeting you properly back then. But now I understand—our meeting was destiny."
He took a step closer.
"I want you to be my wife. I love you."
Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.
"Sorry about before. It seems I was wrong. So you are 'bi.' My bad." I said with a laugh.
It seems this attempt was not a complete failure because I saw nerves popping up in his face.
Come on, Asswipe. Get caught on a hook. Act on your rage. I am itching to knock those spinach teeth out of your mouth.
"Surely, you joke a lot, Issei Hyoudou-kun." Then he turned to Asia.
Damn, he is good.
"Asia, we will meet again. Right now, I am in a hurry." Asswipe said before disappearing using teleportation.
Tck. Next time.
•••
"Ise-san. Are you okay?"
...Asia is looking at me with concern, still in her pajamas.
I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and opened them. I look at the clock—and it's exactly morning.
"Yes, I am. Just the same old nightmare."
"...Unya."
—! Something is moving under the sheets!?
Waking up with a huge yawn is—Koneko-chan!? When did she get in here?
Koneko-chan wipes her sleepy eyes, and then, wrapping her arms around me, she goes back to sleep. What should I do? Her small body is so soft...
The only thing she is wearing is a white shirt, so that's simply not fair! It feels like her skin is rubbing directly against mine...
"...Nyan."
Her cat ears are twitching with her white tail tracing patterns in the air! After finding out about her true identity, this level of cuteness she was showing is like a deadly weapon!
Wait, if her tail is out, then what about her panties!? Don't tell me... No, no. I shouldn't think too much about Koneko-chan like that!
It was decided after the training camp that Koneko-chan would come live with us. That was okay, but whenever she got a chance, she would sit in my lap, not to mention sneaking in and sleeping next to me.
Though her sharp tongue and neko-punch habits haven't changed... Is she getting attached to me?
Even though her usual attitude hasn't changed, she comes into my bed like this, so I wasn't sure how much I should spoil her. To be honest, I'm really happy.
Now to the problem I have been facing for the past few days.
Rias, who seems like she woke before us, sits on the bed. She's holding a lot of letters.
"Are those letters?"
I ask her, and Rias sighs with a nod.
"Yes, the one who sent them is Diodora Astaroth. It looks like they're love letters. Not to mention the movie tickets, invitations to dinner, and product tokens. He also left some big presents at the entrance. How many times has it been now?"
Love letters! Even present! Yeah, lately these have been sent to my house. –Well, to be more precise, they were sent to Asia.
At this rate, that asswipe is going to die soon.
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