Even after Su Yi finished all his errands and left the shopping mall, he still felt lingering unease about the flavorful little interlude from earlier.
Looking at Yue Ling, who was sitting quietly in the passenger seat with an unchanged expression.
He suddenly felt that this little elf might not be as simple as he thought.
At least, Yue Ling was definitely not as outwardly serene and otherworldly as she appeared.
Su Yi had clearly seen the gleam of schadenfreude in her eyes after the successful prank.
A dignified elven princess on the surface, but with a little devil residing deep inside, huh?
After thinking for a moment, Su Yi took a deep breath, preparing to have a serious talk with her.
Unexpectedly, before he could even open his mouth, he heard Yue Ling say:
"Sorry, I didn't control the intensity well this time. Next time I encounter something similar, I'll use a gentler magic."
Su Yi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said:
"No, I didn't mean to blame you."
"I wanted to say that this magic is pretty good. In the future, when you encounter this kind of troublesome but not very threatening person, use this trick, or similar ones."
People like Zhao Lulu, who are shameless and unreasonable, are undoubtedly the most annoying in modern society, yet also the most helpless to deal with.
The key is that you can't really do anything about being disgusted by this kind of person.
Call the police?
The police can't do much either.
They can't possibly arrest and sentence or impose administrative penalties on someone for making loud noises in public, right?
Impossible.
At most, they'll just take the person to the station for mediation, which is basically useless.
For ordinary people, encountering this kind of person means you can only avoid them. If you're really forced to take action, at the very least, it'll be a fight.
But Yue Ling's magic, which can make someone socially dead without anyone knowing, is too effective against this kind of shameless person.
Aren't you afraid of being forced to defecate in public?
"Ah?" Yue Ling was stunned for a moment.
Seeing Su Yi's hesitant expression, she thought he was dissatisfied with her using such a nasty magic.
Unexpectedly, not only was he not dissatisfied, but he even supported her using this trick next time she encountered a similar situation.
This...
A hint of excitement flickered in Yue Ling's calm eyes, and she quickly nodded and said:
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
...
By the time the two returned home, it was already past eleven o'clock at night.
Then Su Yi discovered something else.
The place he was currently living in was a rented apartment.
One bedroom and one living room, there was no such thing as a guest room.
So here's the problem, where do they sleep?
Yue Ling didn't have an ID card, so she couldn't go out and get a room to sleep in.
Helpless, Su Yi originally planned to go out and get a room himself, letting her sleep at home.
But Yue Ling was unwilling, saying that she was there to protect Su Yi's safety and couldn't possibly have a bodyguard stay at home while the boss went out to live elsewhere.
After some back-and-forth, the two of them miraculously ended up staying in a hotel together.
Ahem, a suite, the kind with two rooms.
However, Yue Ling spent most of the night in Su Yi's room.
Not that anything delightful happened.
Mainly because she was very curious about cell phones and kept pestering Su Yi to teach her how to use them.
Seemingly due to becoming more and more familiar, Su Yi discovered that Yue Ling seemed to be showing signs of releasing her true nature.
Her image had gradually changed from the initially dignified and serene elven princess to a lively little girl who was curious about everything.
And she was also a bit mischievous, seemingly enjoying teasing people.
He didn't know what to say.
So you really don't know how much someone's contrast between their public and private personas can be until you get to know them well.
He was pestered by Yue Ling to teach her how to use the cell phone all night.
In the end, Su Yi was so sleepy that he downloaded a Tetris game for the elven princess to fool her.
As a result, he woke up at noon the next day and found that Yue Ling was still playing that Tetris game at his bedside.
Compared to when they first met yesterday, Yue Ling was now wearing the loose pajamas Su Yi had bought for her, lying on her stomach on the bed, her fair legs crossed and raised behind her, concentrating on the phone, with the end of the phone connected to a charging cable.
No matter how you looked at it, this was the image of a homebody internet addict, where could you see any resemblance to an elven princess?
When Su Yi woke up, he was facing Yue Ling's side.
As soon as he opened his eyes, his gaze was drawn into the abyss within the lace-trimmed pajamas.
It took him a while to gasp and regain his senses.
He glanced at Yue Ling, who was concentrating on playing the game and didn't seem to care that she was exposed, and Su Yi kindly reached out and pulled up the pajama strap that had slipped off her fragrant shoulder:
"Be mindful of your image."
"Oh." Yue Ling subconsciously turned to the side and also pulled up her shoulder strap.
This small movement caused the originally suppressed behemoths to break free from their restraints, almost jumping out completely.
Su Yu gasped again, then inconspicuously pulled up the air conditioning quilt that had been kicked to the side of the bed and covered himself before asking:
"Have you been playing all night?"
Hearing this, Yue Ling subconsciously glanced out the window, then said in surprise:
"Oh, is it already dawn?"
"It's already noon." Su Yi was a little speechless:
"Why didn't you go back to your room to sleep?"
It's dangerous, you know?
"I originally planned to play for a while and then go back to sleep, but I forgot." Yue Ling said a little embarrassedly:
"It's okay, our elf race's schedule is different from you humans, we can go without sleep for several days."
You're a ruthless person who can bend rebar with your bare hands, am I worried about whether you sleep or not?
I'm afraid of accidental fire!
He rubbed his forehead, feeling a little helpless:
"Stop playing, tidy up, we'll go out to do some errands later."
"Okay!"
Although Yue Ling was very addicted to games, she was very obedient to Su Yi's words.
Hearing this, she unhesitatingly turned off the game, which had accumulated who knows how many points, and stood up by the bed.
"..."
Their eyes met, and after a while, Su Yi tightened the air conditioning quilt around him:
"Don't you need to go change your clothes?"
"Some of the clothes you bought for me, I don't know how to wear. I'll watch how you wear them and learn." Yue Ling said very honestly.
Su Yu thought for a moment, feeling that those clothes with zippers, buttons, and belts would indeed be a bit difficult for someone from another world who had never worn them before to put on by themselves.
She didn't speak the language and couldn't directly ask the shop assistants in those stores yesterday.
It was right to teach her.
But just as he was about to get up, he looked at the air conditioning quilt hanging on him and quickly sat back on the bed.
"Wait for me a few minutes."
"Okay."
Su Yu tried to calm himself down, taking deep breaths continuously.
After a while, when he felt that he had almost calmed down.
He opened his eyes and saw Yue Ling wearing pajamas that were revealing in all directions, exposing a large expanse of fair skin, looking at him with a curious expression.
Okay, all in vain.
"Why don't you go wait for me outside?"
"...Okay!"
A moment later.
"Come, which piece of clothing do you not know how to wear, I'll teach you."
"It's this slightly strange piece of clothing, I can't fix it on my body."
"Wait, are you talking about a bra?"
"Yes, this should be worn inside, right? I'll take off my clothes first."
"No, no, wait a minute!"
"Huh? Why is your nose bleeding? Healing spell!"
...