"That's not a titty, that's a parasite."
"Still. Girl-shaped. Kinda hot in a horrifying way."
Johnquis gave him a dead look. "Savier, if you get horny over an ancient flesh-spider fused to a wall, we're gonna have to reevaluate your taste."
"I'm not saying I am, I'm just saying… if you squint…"
Johnquis sighed. "You want me to cut your eyes out for you?"
Savier held up his hands. "Hey, don't judge me, man! She's got curves under all that armor. And if this is a low-tier Queen... what about the evolved ones?"
Johnquis smirked. "Yeah. The high-level nests. You'd love those. More humanoid. Bigger chest plates. Silkier hair. Sometimes they even develop full vocal cords."
Savier's eyes widened. "Wait, what?!"
"I read a log once. Deep Northland, high-tier nest. The Queen evolved into a full female. Voice, body, everything. She had it."
Savier whispered, "...I want to go there."
Johnquis facepalmed. "Of course you do."
"She naked?"
Johnquis turned. "Are you seriously—"