Before Xu Bin could respond, Yao Le'er rolled her eyes, "Xiao, you're overthinking things. If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't hide it from you."
"Right, right, Yao Le'er has always been the school beauty, and you've had plenty of admirers, both male and female."
Xu Bin almost spat out his water at that remark.
Yao Le'er's face turned red as she scolded, "What are you talking about?"
"You're not making sense. That flat-chested tomboy was pursuing you, wasn't she? Don't worry, she didn't get into a good school and is now in a vocational college out of province, so she can't harass you anymore."
"Being hit on by a girl is better than being raped by a guy. Remember that fat pig who confessed to you? It was disgusting..."
Seeing Xu Bin coughing, Xiao Miaomiao casually said, "Sister's husband, what's there to be surprised about?"
"N-no, nothing!"
Xu Bin felt he was being old-fashioned, or maybe society had become too open. He decided he wouldn't judge his sister-in-law with such a narrow mindset.
Xiao Miaomiao continued her interrogation, "You don't know this? Are you really her sister's husband?"
Yao Le'er snapped, "Xiao, enough! Even if he is my sister's husband, I don't need to explain this to you."
Xiao Miaomiao stroked her chin, examining Xu Bin with a smirk. Yao Le'er was getting annoyed, "Do you need to see my sister's marriage certificate to believe it?"
"I never said that, but it's reasonable to be suspicious. A proper sister's husband wouldn't be so generous."
Xu Bin was starting to feel annoyed, wondering what was going on in this girl's head.
"Unless... there's another possibility!"
Xiao Miaomiao's expression turned serious.
Yao Le'er was exasperated but asked, "What possibility?"
"He has an ulterior motive, his intentions are not pure."
Xiao Miaomiao smirked wickedly, "A sister's husband is like a half-assed relative. No one is that generous without a reason... being so generous definitely means he has something up his sleeve."
Yao Le'er's heart skipped a beat. Over the past two days, Xu Bin had been flirting with her, and though he hadn't done anything inappropriate, it was hard to say his actions were pure.
To say Xu Bin was treating her like a little sister and had no ulterior motives, Yao Le'er wouldn't believe it herself.
Xu Bin, however, remained calm, "So, after all your observing and analyzing, what's your conclusion?"
"Well... I haven't made a specific judgment yet!"
Seeing Xu Bin's calm demeanor, Xiao Miaomiao felt a mix of embarrassment and anger, "Why are you looking at me like that!"
"Like I'm watching a monkey. You've been rambling for so long. Let's go!"
Yao Le'er pulled her away.
The hot afternoon was not ideal for wandering around. If it weren't for this third wheel, watching a movie or going on a date would have been nice. But with this eccentric girl tagging along, the mood was ruined.
Back home, the two girls rushed upstairs to wash bedsheets and pillowcases, quite diligently. Then they closed the door and chatted away, their relationship clearly very close.
Yao Le'er, in Xu Bin's eyes, was a quiet and obedient girl. Now, she was cursing and calling people names, which made her seem more down-to-earth.
The door closed, and the air conditioner turned on. Xu Bin eagerly took off his clothes, lay on the bed, and closed his eyes.
Codes floated around him in the system's space, forming a world of numbers and letters. He felt they were clearer than before, no longer blurry.
The system's interface was running at high speed, too fast to distinguish between images and code.
"Is this how a task is generated?"
Xu Bin asked, curious and confused.
There was no response from the system, but Xu Bin felt a deeper connection, clearly sensing the system collecting data to generate a task and trigger it.
Finally, the system's cold voice echoed:
"Ding... Jumpy Breasty Little Sister Task Activated."
"Target: Yao Le'er... Primary Task: Taste the little sister's first kiss with a man. Reward: One chance to draw from a blind box."
"Ding... Task upgraded. If Yao Le'er initiates the kiss, the reward will be doubled."
Xu Bin was overwhelmed by the information, "What do you mean by 'first kiss with a man'?"
"The system's precision requires this. Yao Le'er has lost her first kiss, but she hasn't kissed a man yet..."
This information was a lot to process. Xu Bin asked, "Wait, are you saying my little sister has some... preferences?"
The system, blunt and to the point, displayed a chat interface:
"Jump Jump, kissing is weird, what's with the tongue?"
"That's how they do it in movies. You think it's a kid's game? Of course, you use your tongue."
"That was weird, didn't feel as good as I thought!"
"Maybe. But groping felt good. Next time, you try kissing me."
"Fine, Jump Jump, you kiss me then."
"I will, I just don't want you to suck too hard and hurt me."
"We'll see..."
The conversation wasn't explicit, and Xu Bin breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank goodness."
If his little sister was into girls, it would be challenging to win her over. Based on this chat, she seemed more curious about sex, a normal phase for teenage girls. The chat was from about half a month ago, not too long, and likely deleted by Yao Le'er.
Xu Bin smiled, "My little sister is curious about sex? That's a good sign. As her sister's husband, I should guide her in this area."
He dozed off and was woken by knocking on the door. He opened it, wearing only his underwear, and rubbed his eyes, "What's up?"
The two little girls rushed in, enjoying the air-conditioned room. Yao Le'er rolled her eyes, "Sister's husband, get your marriage certificate. This nutcase is driving me crazy with her suspicions."
"I have my reasons to be suspicious!"
Xiao Miaomiao seriously said, "Just because we're at home doesn't prove he's your sister's husband. What if you're acting for my benefit?"
"You two are exhausting!"
Xu Bin grabbed his marriage certificate.
"You are really her sister's husband."
Xiao Miaomiao was shocked, then relieved, patting her chest, "That's a relief, that's a relief."
"Xiao, are you crazy? What's your problem?"
Yao Le'er was fed up, "I have to prove my sister's husband is my real sister's husband? You're insane."